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The Autoblow 2.
    #23529528 - 08/10/16 08:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Anyone own one of these things?  Looks like the most advanced male sex toy I've ever seen.  It also LOOKS durable, but I wonder how long it would really last.

www.autoblow2.com


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Re: The Autoblow 2. [Re: vandago]
    #23530115 - 08/11/16 02:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Man that thing is fucking far out.


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Re: The Autoblow 2. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23531559 - 08/11/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'd try it out lol


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Re: The Autoblow 2. [Re: Patlal]
    #23532453 - 08/11/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It looks like it wants to malfunction and turn my genitals to mush.

10/10 that thing is made in China.


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Re: The Autoblow 2. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23532506 - 08/11/16 07:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
It looks like it wants to malfunction and turn my genitals to mush.

10/10 that thing is made in China.




The Chinese are amazing at assembling shit. They get to train their employees at age 6


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Re: The Autoblow 2. [Re: Patlal]
    #23533196 - 08/11/16 10:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Some research on google shows it is based out of China.

It's invented by this guy:



Doesn't need batteries and says it's motor will last for 1000 hours.


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Re: The Autoblow 2. [Re: vandago]
    #23533542 - 08/12/16 02:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, but would you be able to fix it when you're high on acid or is it gonna be another weed whacker? Seriously man, that thing looks like it's made of recycled crisp packets, and about as sturdy and reliable as one too.


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Re: The Autoblow 2. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23533556 - 08/12/16 02:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Pretty much. 

I don't trust the craftsman ship of it at all.

The stamina version of the fleshlight is pretty damn awesome.  The vibrating one is utter crap.

If this autoblow 2 was a bit cheaper I would probably get one.  The handle attachment alone is just ridiculous.

If I got the handle attachment one I would just walk around festivals, find dudes rolling balls, and charge them like 30-50 bucks for an autoblow dutch rudder.  You'd make a fortune. 

The actual silicone insert looks very dismal compared to the inside of the stamina fleshlight.

But this thing is clearly a step forward in the advancement of male stimulation.


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Re: The Autoblow 2. [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23533560 - 08/12/16 02:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Then there's this one:

https://www.amazon.com/Master-Super-Powered-Automatic-Stroker/dp/B01H8OAP2S/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1470992068&sr=8-3&keywords=autoblow+2

The first review:

1.0 out of 5 stars 

fell apart after 15 mins

By sihummingbird08 on August 9, 2016

watched a friend use it for the first time, 15 mins into his stroking session the thing fell apart. i dont know if my friend was just well built but the inside of the stroker came off on his dick.
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Re: The Autoblow 2. [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23533564 - 08/12/16 03:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I can't believe people get into urethra inserting.  Tried it one time and was like holy shit this hurts and is bound to cause infection.  Look at this thing:

https://www.amazon.com/Sexysamba-Stainless-Urethral-Sounds-Masturber/dp/B016XVSLZA/ref=pd_sbs_200_23?ie=UTF8&dpID=31oxlK3JQIL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&psc=1&refRID=6DS579P2Q8V43990NEMM


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Re: The Autoblow 2. [Re: vandago]
    #23533566 - 08/12/16 03:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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But this thing is clearly a step forward in the advancement of male stimulation.



Not that we definitely agree on. Technology has come a long way. I too was the proud owner of the Fleshlight model you mention, but it had to go when I lost my house. Sturdy it was though, and far less intimidating to my penis than this mechanical monstrosity in OP.

lol, these things appear to be getting pretty advanced too:



I think the ultimate aim is this though:



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Re: The Autoblow 2. [Re: vandago]
    #23533567 - 08/12/16 03:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I can't believe people get into urethra inserting.



Yeah fuck that man. Only had anything down there once and that was for an STD test.

I was traumatised for weeks...


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Re: The Autoblow 2. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23535986 - 08/12/16 08:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I've had a catheter before. It's pure hell pissing after they pull that thing out.


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Re: The Autoblow 2. [Re: vandago]
    #23536814 - 08/13/16 01:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Is the fleshlight worth getting ? :lol: I've been mulling it over for a while. Was never into toys though especially since I don't need another excuse to masturbate more


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Re: The Autoblow 2. [Re: Rosen_Rot]
    #23536969 - 08/13/16 03:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It depends on how dedicated you are to your masturbation sessions.

I got mine for when I used to do speed and masturbate for extended periods.

If you are going for a quick tug and blow, it's not really worth the hassle of the clean up.

But no shit, the stamina one feels better than some vaginas I have put my dick into.  It's not as good as a proper girl who takes care of herself of course......but it's definitely not just a marketing ploy, the thing feels great.

I keep mine in my cupboard in the kitchen just in case my PO comes over.


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Re: The Autoblow 2. [Re: vandago]
    #23537083 - 08/13/16 05:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I actually want to use it for my stamina :biggrin: was interested in the butthole version though :lol:


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Re: The Autoblow 2. [Re: Rosen_Rot]
    #23537088 - 08/13/16 05:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Haven't tried the butthole or the mouth one, but the stamina one feels amazing.

It's just a nasty clean up is all.  Coconut oil and cum everywhere.


The back of it can be twisted to changed the tightness, suction of the fleshlight.

I was sped out of my gourd once and fucked one and right as I came popped the back off and blew it into a chicks face.  She was all about the show and the facial.


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Re: The Autoblow 2. [Re: vandago]
    #23539770 - 08/14/16 03:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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