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    #23525069 - 08/09/16 02:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

So I was outside smoking a cigarette, and as I'm putting it out I hear a guy yell, "Excuse me?"

I turned around and was like, "Yeah?"

and he's walking toward me...he has this, like, grocery store bag and a cane...

and he keeps walking toward me without answering my "yeah?"

I'm like, "What's going on?" ...but he doesn't say anything, he just keeps kind of limping toward me (he looks harmless, but I kind of feel that defensive mindset coming in, like that fight or flight shit)

Finally he's like, "I just wanted to introduce myself, I'm (I don't even remember his name), I live over in H4."

He goes on about how he's just trying to talk to the people he sees, and that he just turned 70 in May.

Starts asking me about my job and stuff when finally he waves and yells to someone from behind me...he goes, "HEY! THERE'S MY GIRL!"

and I didn't look right away, because I kind of still felt like this guy was gonna kidnap me and chop me up into little pieces, ya know

but I finally look and it's this lady and she's waiving and smiling as she's going to her car

the guy starts walking toward her and saying he has to ask her something

she's yelling, "I can't talk, I gotta go!"

he's sayin', "I can't hear ya," as he's walking toward her

she's shaking her head yelling, "I CAN'T, I GOTTA GO!"

he keeps limping toward her saying, "What?...I can't..."

finally they're face to face and she's yelling about how she has an appointment and I get her slight attention and I'm like, "I'm sorry!"

she was like, "it's OK!" and continues to yell at the guy
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Re: haha [Re: shadyy] * 2
    #23525087 - 08/09/16 02:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That story was the kind of story I read to help me go to sleep at night

Good jab


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Re: haha [Re: plasma] * 3
    #23525094 - 08/09/16 02:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

1. yes.


2. stal I wasn't satisfied but I'm not dissatisfied.


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Re: haha [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #23525100 - 08/09/16 02:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You guys are tripping. It was hilarious.


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Re: haha [Re: shadyy]
    #23525137 - 08/09/16 03:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

BOOOOOOOO YOU GUYS SUCK


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Re: haha [Re: shadyy]
    #23525138 - 08/09/16 03:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Did this really happen?

If so, that's creepy as fuck. You should totally knock on his door though (mainly to see if he really lives there).


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Re: haha [Re: shadyy]
    #23525140 - 08/09/16 03:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I DON'T EVEN CARE, SO IT DOESN'T MATTER

IT'S JUST A STUPID POLL, IDC

I DON'T


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Re: haha [Re: nooneman] * 1
    #23525146 - 08/09/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yes it really happened, and I hope I never see him again. I hate old people that never shut up.


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Re: haha [Re: shadyy]
    #23525147 - 08/09/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

"finally their face to face and she's yelling about how she has an appointment and I get her slight attention and I'm like, "I'm sorry!"

she was like, "it's OK!" and continues to yell at the guy"

:ilold:


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Re: haha [Re: shadyy]
    #23525160 - 08/09/16 03:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

i hate liz said:
Yes it really happened, and I hope I never see him again. I hate old people that never shut up.



You know you WILL be an old person one day and you'll get back what you give out. Yes some older folks can be annoying and seem a little off, BUT they have years of experience and wisdom to pass along if one takes the time to just listen.


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Re: haha [Re: shadyy]
    #23525162 - 08/09/16 03:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Oh, he's old. I had the image in my mind of some like 30 year old 300 lbs of solid muscle black guy (don't know why this was my image, but it was).

He's probably just crazy then. Or he's lonely. But fuck this is still really creepy. He's old, he should know not to do creepy shit.


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Re: haha [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23525165 - 08/09/16 03:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I've listened to plenty of them, and I can tell when they're gonna say something meaningful or just talk my ear off...

and they are always going to talk my ear off.


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Re: haha [Re: shadyy] * 2
    #23525168 - 08/09/16 03:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:archiebunker:


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Re: haha [Re: nooneman]
    #23525172 - 08/09/16 03:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, I had another neighbor invite me over for tacos.

I was literally just walking by and some whack job tries to strike up another random stupid convo...after 15 seconds of that and an awkward silence, I get invited over for tacos.


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Re: haha [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 3
    #23525174 - 08/09/16 03:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I used to live next to a halfway house and there was one retard guy who I tried being nice to but then it got to the point where if I didn't stay he would start bawling about some shit and literally throw a fit.  Even if I stayed a couple minutes, it was impossible to get away without some incident.  He would cry like a maniac and scream.

Being friendly is good, but with needy people you've got to know when to say fuck them and not be a sucker.  Eventually I started being like that lady, I would just acknowledge him and always be going somewhere, even when I wasn't, unless I was really bored then I would get drunk and shoot the shit.


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Re: haha [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23525309 - 08/09/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

pirate-blues said:
1. yes.


2. stal I wasn't satisfied but I'm not dissatisfied.



same ^^^

i really liked that final touch with the poll, the poll was nice


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Re: haha [Re: Aedium]
    #23525355 - 08/09/16 04:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I laughed the whole time while reading that post tbh.  Especially at the end when he keeps coming at the lady    :lol:

Well written too. 

thanks for the laugh i hate liz      :thumbup:


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Re: haha [Re: shadyy]
    #23525411 - 08/09/16 04:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

you probably broke the ol geezers heart when you yelled "sorry" to the lady


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Re: haha [Re: Sheekle]
    #23525418 - 08/09/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

At a music festival a while ago I was sitting at a picnic table with darkstar & burke dennings nd some old dude walks towards us and he's like "how ya guys doin?" and we're like "hey were good whats up" and then he goes like "im good lets talk about something, I know, let's talk about SEX!" and slaps the table in enthusiasm and sits down and continues on like "so are ya guys gettin any? i mean the broads here are just gorgeous" an goes on an on, we were talking to him for a bit he was hilarious he said he had a wife an was talking about how he wants to fly to another country n divorce her an was talkin bout hittin on all these other ladies n shit lol


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"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: haha [Re: Sheekle]
    #23525427 - 08/09/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
you probably broke the ol geezers heart when you yelled "sorry" to the lady




oh, he didn't hear me...he was deaf as shit


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