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Telekinetic event? 1
#23524401 - 08/09/16 09:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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We have a Sharp Aquos large screen TV that has worked flawlessly for 4 years. Not even a single glitch.
Yesterday, my mom and I were watching episode 3 of 'Animal Kingdom'. No, not a nature show. It is about a Southern California crime family with shades of 'Point Break' meets Ma Barker.
Anyhow, in one scene this man sneaks into another guy's house and looks like he is about mess this other man up with a crowbar.
Now I have to interject here. My mom is a real prude, can't stand straight sex scenes and finds homosexuality to be totally disgusting.
Back to the scene. It looks like the two men are fighting and the next thing you know they are having butt sex. My mom let's out a shriek and the TV goes off. I look over and the remote control is on the stand.
I turn the TV back on, change channels and it has worked perfectly fine ever since.
Coincidence or ...?
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Your tv must've been turned off
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LunarEclipse
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Why were you watching gay porn with your mom?
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I have no idea what all brain waves can do.
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OrgoneConclusion
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I thought this was obvious: to test her telekinetic powers.
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There are only three possible causes...
A) you are the straight descendants of Merlin himself
B) televisions are empathetic, and only force-feed what the users can handle in the moment
C) Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have found the One Ring, and the all-seeing eye is watching you, and sucking up any sound through the speakers.
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said: I thought this was obvious: to test her telekinetic powers. 
Well it really turned her off next time you want the grid to go down cook her some burger.
Or something.
Maybe your power just glitched. I think you are reaching to think your mom controlled it. She only controls your thoughts, not the AC/DC.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Maybe your power just glitched.
I checked the microwave clock and my alarm clock. They always reset when the power goes down, even for a second.
Also, no lights flickered in the living room.
Sure, it could have been any of numerous things. Correlation does not equal causation, but it was weird how her yell was at the exact same moment it turned off.
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said:
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Maybe your power just glitched.
I checked the microwave clock and my alarm clock. They always reset when the power goes down, even for a second.
Also, no lights flickered in the living room.
Sure, it could have been any of numerous things. Correlation does not equal causation, but it was weird how her yell was at the exact same moment it turned off.
Well quit showing your mom gay porn mid day and you can avoid future problems.
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I want to win the JREF/Randi Million dollars.
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OrgoneConclusion said: I want to win the JREF/Randi Million dollars.
Fill out an application like the rest of the pervs.
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Oh no. It has original thought.
What do we do now.
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Re: Telekinetic event? [Re: yeah] 1
#23524665 - 08/09/16 11:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Telekinetic event? [Re: yeah]
#23524699 - 08/09/16 11:44 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Telekinetic event? [Re: Khancious]
#23524811 - 08/09/16 12:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Khancious said: Your tv must've been turned off

You mean he imagined the whole thing?
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redgreenvines
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they are watching you through the TV, she scared the watcher and he threw his switch of course he was also into the scene a bit more than he wanted to admit
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Does your mom have a lot of metal dental work?
I suggest that you try to get her to shriek again in the same way and see if it affects the TV at all. Maybe turn on an episode of Law and Order and when she is deeply into it, drop trou and vigorously pull on your mule.
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Quote:
redgreenvines said: they are watching you through the TV, she scared the watcher and he threw his switch of course he was also into the scene a bit more than he wanted to admit
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MutantBonobo said: Does your mom have a lot of metal dental work?
I suggest that you try to get her to shriek again in the same way and see if it affects the TV at all. Maybe turn on an episode of Law and Order and when she is deeply into it, drop trou and vigorously pull on your mule.
redgreenvines is onto something, you are just kind of being pervy here. OC has already said that he loves showing his mom gay porn in the middle of the day, has some kind of an Eodopiss complex and eats way too much microwave popcorn.
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yes definitely a Telekinetic event, take her to Washington DC, and take control of the government
maybe you could tape record another shriek and take over the world
or
sell it to the military
but don't tell them where you got it
and
keep a backup copy
in case they come after you
you could try different kinds of porn and see if the various shrieks have different properties, a real science project...
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