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Invisiblethelanzii

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I drank my own 3 day old piss today... * 5
    #23523322 - 08/08/16 09:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have been on a little amphetamine binge lately so I have been pissing like crazy.

I got sick of getting up so much distracting me and shiz that I grab an empty 24 oz beer can and pissed away - time is money.

Well today...

I had just opened a 24 oz beer that was sitting on my floor. I got distracted and went over to my secondary desk sat down and turned on my xbox.  I reach over to grab the beer and it just so happens be the one almost filled to the brim with 3 day old piss.

I quickly lifted the innocent looking can to my lips only to be quickly traumatized by this revolting fluid.  This was no little sip, I gulped a fair sized amount of this piss.

In awe and horror at what I had just done i threw up in my trash can, gargled and cleaned my mouth with the beer. 

to ease the pain of this unfortunate event I took some adderall and smoked some weed. 

The end

discuss intelligently and tell an embarrassing story or some shit


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii] * 11
    #23523329 - 08/08/16 09:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii]
    #23523338 - 08/08/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Time is money.  Remember that the next time you think it is a good idea to save time by pissing in a beer can on an amp binge.  You, LOL.


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: California]
    #23523372 - 08/08/16 09:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

reminds me people who experiment with urine therapy. ick, il pass.
apparently the more yellow the more bitter. yuuuck


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii] * 5
    #23523406 - 08/08/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah I relate man. I once had to lick my buddy's ballz because the blotter he hid in his pants melted in his sweaty crotch.


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: ByCoverOfNight]
    #23523410 - 08/08/16 10:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:lolsy:

lucys worth it


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii] * 1
    #23523416 - 08/08/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Don't shit in a beer can, man.


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: California] * 4
    #23523726 - 08/08/16 11:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Throw your piss jugs out of the window next time. Its the way of the road :wayshegoes:.


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: ByCoverOfNight]
    #23523727 - 08/08/16 11:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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ByCoverOfNight said:
Yeah I relate man. I once had to lick my buddy's ballz because the blotter he hid in his pants melted in his sweaty crotch.



:lol:


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii]
    #23523739 - 08/09/16 12:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Everyone invariably drinks their own stale piss when in the depths of a binge at some point in life.  Don't feel bad bro.  One day you'll share that story in a rehab or AA meeting and everyone will remember the time they did the exact same thing.


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23523745 - 08/09/16 12:03 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That's rough man.

Not as bad, but I tried putting the opium from evaporated poppy seed tea in a capsule and shoving it up my ass. It broke just as it all got inside, but not deep enough to work properly.

I waddled to the bathroom of my dorm building (7am on a weekday) and, because I shit before putting the capsule in, I ended up having to manually remove it, so to speak. Not the most pleasant experience.


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23523825 - 08/09/16 12:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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BANANA.MAN said:
Throw your piss jugs out of the window next time. Its the way of the road :wayshegoes:.




What is this? Victorian England?


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Adden]
    #23523836 - 08/09/16 01:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Lmao its from trailer park boys


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 1
    #23523859 - 08/09/16 01:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23523960 - 08/09/16 03:31 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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abltsandwich said:
Everyone invariably drinks their own stale piss when in the depths of a binge at some point in life.  Don't feel bad bro.  One day you'll share that story in a rehab or AA meeting and everyone will remember the time they did the exact same thing.



:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23523982 - 08/09/16 04:20 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Throw your piss jugs out of the window next time. Its the way of the road :wayshegoes:.




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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23524043 - 08/09/16 05:35 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Holy shit dude :lol:

Was it any good?

Me, I once ate a whole honey melon during a drug trip, but when I had to vomit an hour or so later, all that came out was a small stream of water.
Where did the melon go?
It is a mystery I have not been able to solve to this day.


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Turtletotem]
    #23524134 - 08/09/16 06:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Melons are almost entirely made up of water:cookiemonster:


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: ByCoverOfNight]
    #23524199 - 08/09/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Yeah I relate man. I once had to lick my buddy's ballz because the blotter he hid in his pants melted in his sweaty crotch.



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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23524232 - 08/09/16 08:17 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

How white trash do you have to be to piss in a beer can?

How even more white trash do you have to be to now immediately throw it out??

How impossibly white trash do you have to be to fucking leave that shit out for 3 days???

People are fucking disgusting. Living in their own shit, or in this case, their own piss. You deserved to drink that piss man.


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Patlal]
    #23524236 - 08/09/16 08:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Patlal said:
How white trash do you have to be to piss in a beer can?

How even more white trash do you have to be to now immediately throw it out??

How impossibly white trash do you have to be to fucking leave that shit out for 3 days???

People are fucking disgusting. Living in their own shit, or in this case, their own piss. You deserved to drink that piss man.




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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii] * 1
    #23524247 - 08/09/16 08:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Nemmies said:
I got sick of getting up so much distracting me and shiz that I grab an empty 24 oz beer can and pissed away - time is money.






You were jerking off to internet porn and you know it.


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Patlal]
    #23524304 - 08/09/16 08:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
How white trash do you have to be to piss in a beer can?

How even more white trash do you have to be to now immediately throw it out??

How impossibly white trash do you have to be to fucking leave that shit out for 3 days???

People are fucking disgusting. Living in their own shit, or in this case, their own piss. You deserved to drink that piss man.




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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii]
    #23524306 - 08/09/16 08:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:wayshegoes:


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23524337 - 08/09/16 09:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I think it was about two years ago. I was getting back to my dorm room and was G'ed off my ass. I could barely manage to take off my shirt and pants properly and stumbled into bed. Somehow

I was like fighting to stay awake. Anyways, as I finally get into bed, I realize I had to get up and piss. I had a bottle next to me bed. Not like a aquafina plastic thing. Like a giant metal bottle. I dumped the water onto the carpet, stuck my dick in it, and pissed into it. Filled it to the brim

Anyways, I capped it and set it aside. The next morning I have this habit of drinking a full liter of water in bed before I start my day. Generally helps keep me hydrated. Esp after drugs/alc in my system

I open the bottle and take a long sip. As I realize its piss, I sip it out on the floor and as a gut reaction dropped the bottle on the floor. The piss was all over my floor. I made up some elaborate story to my roommate about how I snuck my friends new puppy into my dormroom when he was asleep and the dog pissed all over the floor. I cleaned it up in embarrasment


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: topdog82] * 2
    #23524340 - 08/09/16 09:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You're a winner Harry


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23524366 - 08/09/16 09:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

im gonna go jerk off now.


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii] * 1
    #23524369 - 08/09/16 09:23 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You fucked up kid


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Patlal]
    #23524392 - 08/09/16 09:38 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
How white trash do you have to be to piss in a beer can?

How even more white trash do you have to be to now immediately throw it out??

How impossibly white trash do you have to be to fucking leave that shit out for 3 days???

People are fucking disgusting. Living in their own shit, or in this case, their own piss. You deserved to drink that piss man.





he wanted to drink his piss, he just didnt want to wait 3 days to do it


we know you swanky canadian only piss in milk bottles


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Prisoner#1] * 2
    #23524398 - 08/09/16 09:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Milk bags*


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oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23524405 - 08/09/16 09:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

Patlal said:
How white trash do you have to be to piss in a beer can?

How even more white trash do you have to be to now immediately throw it out??

How impossibly white trash do you have to be to fucking leave that shit out for 3 days???

People are fucking disgusting. Living in their own shit, or in this case, their own piss. You deserved to drink that piss man.





he wanted to drink his piss, he just didnt want to wait 3 days to do it


we know you swanky canadian only piss in milk bottles




Milk bags dude...


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Prisoner#1] * 2
    #23524430 - 08/09/16 09:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Patlal]
    #23524433 - 08/09/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
How white trash do you have to be to piss in a beer can?

How even more white trash do you have to be to now immediately throw it out??

How impossibly white trash do you have to be to fucking leave that shit out for 3 days???

People are fucking disgusting. Living in their own shit, or in this case, their own piss. You deserved to drink that piss man.





he wanted to drink his piss, he just didnt want to wait 3 days to do it


we know you swanky canadian only piss in milk bottles




Milk bags dude...





you piss in your milk?


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23524519 - 08/09/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
How white trash do you have to be to piss in a beer can?

How even more white trash do you have to be to now immediately throw it out??

How impossibly white trash do you have to be to fucking leave that shit out for 3 days???

People are fucking disgusting. Living in their own shit, or in this case, their own piss. You deserved to drink that piss man.





he wanted to drink his piss, he just didnt want to wait 3 days to do it


we know you swanky canadian only piss in milk bottles



We have milk bags bud.


Edited by BANANA.MAN (08/09/16 10:29 AM)


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23524613 - 08/09/16 11:08 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Well, since we're on the subject. I keep 2 empty plastic bottles of "simply orange" (wide mouthed) juice by my bed so I don't have to get up all the time in the night to go to the broom (I drink a lot o' beer and/or when I'm fucked up as well on whatever, walking to the broom is impossibles). Anyhow, I've been so fucked up that I've grabbed a bottle then managed to piss all over my hand and floor and not realize it, waking up the in the morning and stepping into the puddle. Sometimes I don't know what it is so of course I dip my finger in it and taste it.


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: ByCoverOfNight] * 2
    #23524619 - 08/09/16 11:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You people have drug problems. Stop pissing yourselves and drinking it. :megacrankey:


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
    #23524898 - 08/09/16 01:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This thread makes me feel good about my bathroom habits :rofldrunk:


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: musiclover420] * 3
    #23524921 - 08/09/16 01:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Girlfriend has drank my piss about 5 times in similar scenarios. Once in my van.. approx 2 week old piss I forgot about in a juice container. Woke up all hungover and she takes a massive chug out of this thing. Nasty and right when we met. Another time I was pissing in a gingerale container for some reason, too drunk to walk to bathroom I think. Anyways in the morning for some reason I put it in the fridge not remembering what it was. She takes a massive swig out of it later on. Couple other random piss incidents have led to her questioning me about any beverage container. I like pissing in containers, what can I say. :cookiemonster:
I've definitely made the same mistake.


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Saunterer] * 1
    #23524938 - 08/09/16 01:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:dontspillme:

:lolsy:

+5 for the 5 piss incidents with your gf. The Mad Pisser


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii]
    #23525005 - 08/09/16 02:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I accidentally did the same thing one time with a jug of naphtha while doing an extraction. Luckily I didn't swallow any of it. Just got a mouthful of it. :crazy2:


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Space Elf] * 1
    #23525301 - 08/09/16 03:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I've been intending on making a thread/topic about stories of people accidentally drinking their own piss, or the piss of others....because it seems like everyone knows a story or someone that it's happened to, if not themselves.





I was at a festival a few months ago. A friend and I put a big ol' pile of K up our noses, the most I've ever done at once actually. Friend walks off to the stage, I remain where I was seated at our camp . After what I think was 45 minutes or so I slowly start to come out of the K and notice that I have to go pee really bad...The porta-potties were at least 100 yards away and I was still in no shape to walk.

So I stumble and crawl into my tent which was just a few feet away, where I knew I had an empty water jug, and there I proceed to drain my bladder....After, I make sure to put the jug with my piss in it off to the very corner of my tent (I've pissed in jugs in my tent before when I go winter camping and don't want to loose body heat, and I always make sure to put it off to the side/corner so I don't confuse it with my water jugs).

After I pee I lay about in my tent for a few minutes, then start to get ready to head back out into the festival. I take a teaspoon of kratom and dump it onto my tongue, then I reach around for some water to wash it down.

.....I instantly noticed that the water was kinda warm, but remembered it was a warm day and that the "water" was in my tent the whole time so that's why it was so warm. As I'm holding the water and kratom in my mouth I notice the "water" also had somewhat of a watered down/mild spicy flavor to it, like a chili/curry/cajun like spice flavor...I then remember I had ate some chili and spicey food early that day and just figured that when I drank the water from that jug earlier that day I had some food on my lips that got onto around the top of the bottle and that's where that spice-like flavor was coming from.


I take another drink and wash down & swallow the kratom, rinse out the last bits of kratom in my mouth.....then it hits me, I realize what I had just done. The water wasn't warm because it was a warm day, the water was warm because it was piss that just came out of my bladder a few minutes ago, and that spice flavor was from the foods that I ate earlier that day, which made my piss have a sort of chili/cajun kick to it .


...."eww eww eww eww eww, fucking eww" .



I instantly grab the jug that actually has water in it and wash out my mouth a few times, then use some mouth wash as well. Then kinda laughed at my self in disbelief, thinking "yup, that actually happened" :lol: :rolleyes: .


I think if I would have realized it was piss while I was drinking it, I would have puked right at that moment for sure....but since I had already swallowed it before I realized what it was, and since I was relatively high on various drugs, the grossness of it all didn't bother me too much. Then I had the random thought about all the drugs and drug metabolites that I put right back into my system :lol: .


At least it was fresh though....3 day old piss, like the story in the OP, would be pretty rank :puke: .






So now I think I'm prepared to eat some  :amanita2:  :flyagaric:  :amanita2:  :grin:  ....






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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: openmind]
    #23525333 - 08/09/16 04:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My one good friend is notorious for pissing in bottles/jugs etc.    And being found months later underneath the couch or recliner.    Just rank type shit lol.


Actually, anyone i've known who's bedroom was in a basement or an attic, pissed in bottles and jugs at least once.





Homie #1 had pissed in a gatorade bottle who knows how long ago and his brother was over while they were smoking a blunt.  His brother's mouth starts to get dry so he reaches for the gatorade, but it was too late. 

He took a big sip of it and instantly realized something was wrong from the taste and as Homie #1 was looking at him with a "oh no" type face.  And then proceeded to tell him it was piss.


All his brother said was, "Don't you tell anyone about that"


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Saunterer] * 3
    #23525513 - 08/09/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Girlfriend has drank my piss about 5 times in similar scenarios. Once in my van.. approx 2 week old piss I forgot about in a juice container. Woke up all hungover and she takes a massive chug out of this thing. Nasty and right when we met. Another time I was pissing in a gingerale container for some reason, too drunk to walk to bathroom I think. Anyways in the morning for some reason I put it in the fridge not remembering what it was. She takes a massive swig out of it later on. Couple other random piss incidents have led to her questioning me about any beverage container. I like pissing in containers, what can I say. :cookiemonster:
I've definitely made the same mistake.




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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: goldcaphunter] * 1
    #23525520 - 08/09/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That was my first thought as well :lol:


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Space Elf]
    #23526645 - 08/09/16 11:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I accidentally did the same thing one time with a jug of naphtha while doing an extraction. Luckily I didn't swallow any of it. Just got a mouthful of it. :crazy2:




Damn, man. I would rather drink three day old piss than naptha any day. That's fucked.

Alright, I don't think I have ever told anyone this story but here it goes.

Years ago, I was on a cross country drive across the US. I honestly can't remember the exact situation/where I was going.

BUT, at one point, I was in cruise control, not another car insight, and I really had to piss.

I didn't want to stop at a gas station for some reason, again, I honestly can't remember the exact circumstances.

FORTUNATELY, I just happened to have a Gatorade bottle handy. So I decided to use my ninja skills to piss in the bottle WHILE driving. This was not actually as difficult as it sounds. It was just a matter of getting the tip in the bottle, and leaning to one side. So I piss in the bottle.

A few hours later, I had smoked a joint (yes, while driving, I know, I know, I'm a horrible person).

So now I am stoned and thirsty, and I reach for my water bottle in the cup holder, forgetting that I also had a bottle full of piss sitting in the cup holder as well.

Like the OP, I took a deep swig :facepalm:. Mouth full of piss. I spat it everywhere immediately. Like all over the steering wheel, windshield, etc. I then washed my mouth out with every other beverage I had available, pulled over, brushed my teeth on the side of the road, and never spoke of it again until this moment.


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 1
    #23526648 - 08/09/16 11:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Patlal said:
How white trash do you have to be to piss in a beer can?

How even more white trash do you have to be to now immediately throw it out??

How impossibly white trash do you have to be to fucking leave that shit out for 3 days???

People are fucking disgusting. Living in their own shit, or in this case, their own piss. You deserved to drink that piss man.





he wanted to drink his piss, he just didnt want to wait 3 days to do it


we know you swanky canadian only piss in milk bottles



We have milk bags bud.





because all the bottles are full of piss


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23526933 - 08/10/16 02:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

done that before...I dunno if it was three days old but yeah in a beer can same scenario, sometimes you got to piss an there is no where to go but in a can :shrug:


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii]
    #23526959 - 08/10/16 02:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You're the Bear Grylls of stale wee.

Did the shadow people put you up to it?


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Asante]
    #23527442 - 08/10/16 07:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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You're the Bear Grylls of stale wee.

Did the shadow people put you up to it?



lol

i was driving home last night at like 1 am  nearing in on being up for almost 2 days, and i was disorting all kinds of shit

totally can see what people are talking about


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii]
    #23527483 - 08/10/16 08:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

In my MXE abuse years ( I now use once or twice a month so I no longer abuse it) I had a milk jug by my bed too wee in while high.

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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Asante]
    #23527577 - 08/10/16 08:38 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Highly jealous of your access to MXE.

Good call with the piss jug, I end up taking a piss every 15 minutes during an M-hole.


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    #23527597 - 08/10/16 08:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Back in the day when MXE was 5 bucks a gram, I bought some extra.

I tend to use a gram a month. Its not expensive.

Look into Deschloroketamine.

GOOD stuff.


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    #23527655 - 08/10/16 09:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Damn, great call. I paid $80 for the last gram I bought in December and lost it all. Haven't found MXE again since.

It's tied with DMT for my favorite drug and it saddens me that nobody's making or selling it anymore.

I've heard DKE has some possible harms and I'd worry that the hole isn't similar to MXE. I found K-holing to be very underwhelming compared to an M-hole.


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: I Love Lucid]
    #23527703 - 08/10/16 09:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Its like they sang about MDMA: You can never get enough of this stuff.



MXE.. theres nothing quite like it.


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Asante]
    #23527792 - 08/10/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

MDMA ain't got shit on MXE


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: I Love Lucid]
    #23527818 - 08/10/16 10:17 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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MDMA ain't got shit on MXE





Exactemundo.


I loved MDMA almost to death but its NOTHING compared to MXE.

Almost like a kids drug in comparison. Not that there is anything wrong with that, or kids in general.


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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23527900 - 08/10/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Idk, I've only taken MDMA twice, but both times it did a lot more to improve my life than MXE ever did, and that's saying a lot. Both drugs are incredibly useful psychologically.


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    #23527979 - 08/10/16 11:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I Love Lucid said:
MDMA ain't got shit on MXE





Exactemundo.


I loved MDMA almost to death but its NOTHING compared to MXE.

Almost like a kids drug in comparison. Not that there is anything wrong with that, or kids in general.




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Idk, I've only taken MDMA twice, but both times it did a lot more to improve my life than MXE ever did, and that's saying a lot. Both drugs are incredibly useful psychologically.




My first MDMA experience was with MDMA and LSD and it changed my life more drastically than MXE, but I far prefer the MXE experience and find it is more up my alley and could be immensely useful to me if I could obtain more.


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    #23530100 - 08/11/16 02:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm not dissing MDMA, it taught me so much about love and life.

I now can "switch into MDMA mode". That loving feeling of euphoria.. If I dont actively feel too bad I can swirtch it on at will now.

It was never about the drug. I stopped MDMA when it got to be about the drug.

Its about the LOVE. Thats as real as you are.

Love is a CHOICE.

Yes it is.

Even in the absenjce oif being loved back you can choose to love.

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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Asante]
    #23530152 - 08/11/16 02:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I'm not dissing MDMA, it taught me so much about love and life.

I now can "switch into MDMA mode". That loving feeling of euphoria.. If I dont actively feel too bad I can swirtch it on at will now.

It was never about the drug. I stopped MDMA when it got to be about the drug.

Its about the LOVE. Thats as real as you are.

Love is a CHOICE.

Yes it is.

Even in the absenjce oif being loved back you can choose to love.

Do It.



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