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sanchothestoner
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Patlal]
#23524236 - 08/09/16 08:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said: How white trash do you have to be to piss in a beer can?
How even more white trash do you have to be to now immediately throw it out??
How impossibly white trash do you have to be to fucking leave that shit out for 3 days???
People are fucking disgusting. Living in their own shit, or in this case, their own piss. You deserved to drink that piss man.
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Starstepper
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii] 1
#23524247 - 08/09/16 08:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nemmies said: I got sick of getting up so much distracting me and shiz that I grab an empty 24 oz beer can and pissed away - time is money.
You were jerking off to internet porn and you know it.
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thelanzii

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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Patlal]
#23524304 - 08/09/16 08:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said: How white trash do you have to be to piss in a beer can?
How even more white trash do you have to be to now immediately throw it out??
How impossibly white trash do you have to be to fucking leave that shit out for 3 days???
People are fucking disgusting. Living in their own shit, or in this case, their own piss. You deserved to drink that piss man.
it was a fucking haunting lesson it was out of sight out of mind covered mostly by my gaming monitor
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ModestMouse
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii]
#23524306 - 08/09/16 08:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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topdog82
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: ModestMouse] 1
#23524337 - 08/09/16 09:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think it was about two years ago. I was getting back to my dorm room and was G'ed off my ass. I could barely manage to take off my shirt and pants properly and stumbled into bed. Somehow
I was like fighting to stay awake. Anyways, as I finally get into bed, I realize I had to get up and piss. I had a bottle next to me bed. Not like a aquafina plastic thing. Like a giant metal bottle. I dumped the water onto the carpet, stuck my dick in it, and pissed into it. Filled it to the brim
Anyways, I capped it and set it aside. The next morning I have this habit of drinking a full liter of water in bed before I start my day. Generally helps keep me hydrated. Esp after drugs/alc in my system
I open the bottle and take a long sip. As I realize its piss, I sip it out on the floor and as a gut reaction dropped the bottle on the floor. The piss was all over my floor. I made up some elaborate story to my roommate about how I snuck my friends new puppy into my dormroom when he was asleep and the dog pissed all over the floor. I cleaned it up in embarrasment
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: topdog82] 2
#23524340 - 08/09/16 09:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You're a winner Harry
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: ModestMouse] 1
#23524366 - 08/09/16 09:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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im gonna go jerk off now.
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hex_enduction
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii] 1
#23524369 - 08/09/16 09:23 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You fucked up kid
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Patlal]
#23524392 - 08/09/16 09:38 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said: How white trash do you have to be to piss in a beer can?
How even more white trash do you have to be to now immediately throw it out??
How impossibly white trash do you have to be to fucking leave that shit out for 3 days???
People are fucking disgusting. Living in their own shit, or in this case, their own piss. You deserved to drink that piss man.
he wanted to drink his piss, he just didnt want to wait 3 days to do it
we know you swanky canadian only piss in milk bottles
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Prisoner#1] 2
#23524398 - 08/09/16 09:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Milk bags*
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Patlal
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23524405 - 08/09/16 09:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
Patlal said: How white trash do you have to be to piss in a beer can?
How even more white trash do you have to be to now immediately throw it out??
How impossibly white trash do you have to be to fucking leave that shit out for 3 days???
People are fucking disgusting. Living in their own shit, or in this case, their own piss. You deserved to drink that piss man.
he wanted to drink his piss, he just didnt want to wait 3 days to do it
we know you swanky canadian only piss in milk bottles
Milk bags dude...
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Prisoner#1] 2
#23524430 - 08/09/16 09:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Patlal]
#23524433 - 08/09/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
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Patlal said: How white trash do you have to be to piss in a beer can?
How even more white trash do you have to be to now immediately throw it out??
How impossibly white trash do you have to be to fucking leave that shit out for 3 days???
People are fucking disgusting. Living in their own shit, or in this case, their own piss. You deserved to drink that piss man.
he wanted to drink his piss, he just didnt want to wait 3 days to do it
we know you swanky canadian only piss in milk bottles
Milk bags dude...
you piss in your milk?
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BANANA.MAN
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23524519 - 08/09/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
Patlal said: How white trash do you have to be to piss in a beer can?
How even more white trash do you have to be to now immediately throw it out??
How impossibly white trash do you have to be to fucking leave that shit out for 3 days???
People are fucking disgusting. Living in their own shit, or in this case, their own piss. You deserved to drink that piss man.
he wanted to drink his piss, he just didnt want to wait 3 days to do it
we know you swanky canadian only piss in milk bottles
We have milk bags bud.
Edited by BANANA.MAN (08/09/16 10:29 AM)
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ByCoverOfNight
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Well, since we're on the subject. I keep 2 empty plastic bottles of "simply orange" (wide mouthed) juice by my bed so I don't have to get up all the time in the night to go to the broom (I drink a lot o' beer and/or when I'm fucked up as well on whatever, walking to the broom is impossibles). Anyhow, I've been so fucked up that I've grabbed a bottle then managed to piss all over my hand and floor and not realize it, waking up the in the morning and stepping into the puddle. Sometimes I don't know what it is so of course I dip my finger in it and taste it.
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: ByCoverOfNight] 2
#23524619 - 08/09/16 11:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You people have drug problems. Stop pissing yourselves and drinking it.
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: PatrickKn] 1
#23524898 - 08/09/16 01:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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This thread makes me feel good about my bathroom habits
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: musiclover420] 3
#23524921 - 08/09/16 01:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Girlfriend has drank my piss about 5 times in similar scenarios. Once in my van.. approx 2 week old piss I forgot about in a juice container. Woke up all hungover and she takes a massive chug out of this thing. Nasty and right when we met. Another time I was pissing in a gingerale container for some reason, too drunk to walk to bathroom I think. Anyways in the morning for some reason I put it in the fridge not remembering what it was. She takes a massive swig out of it later on. Couple other random piss incidents have led to her questioning me about any beverage container. I like pissing in containers, what can I say.  I've definitely made the same mistake.
Edited by Saunterer (08/09/16 01:33 PM)
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Starstepper
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Saunterer] 1
#23524938 - 08/09/16 01:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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+5 for the 5 piss incidents with your gf. The Mad Pisser
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii]
#23525005 - 08/09/16 02:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I accidentally did the same thing one time with a jug of naphtha while doing an extraction. Luckily I didn't swallow any of it. Just got a mouthful of it.
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