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thelanzii

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I drank my own 3 day old piss today... 5
#23523322 - 08/08/16 09:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have been on a little amphetamine binge lately so I have been pissing like crazy.
I got sick of getting up so much distracting me and shiz that I grab an empty 24 oz beer can and pissed away - time is money.
Well today...
I had just opened a 24 oz beer that was sitting on my floor. I got distracted and went over to my secondary desk sat down and turned on my xbox. I reach over to grab the beer and it just so happens be the one almost filled to the brim with 3 day old piss.
I quickly lifted the innocent looking can to my lips only to be quickly traumatized by this revolting fluid. This was no little sip, I gulped a fair sized amount of this piss.
In awe and horror at what I had just done i threw up in my trash can, gargled and cleaned my mouth with the beer.
to ease the pain of this unfortunate event I took some adderall and smoked some weed.
The end
discuss intelligently and tell an embarrassing story or some shit
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii] 11
#23523329 - 08/08/16 09:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii]
#23523338 - 08/08/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Time is money. Remember that the next time you think it is a good idea to save time by pissing in a beer can on an amp binge. You, LOL.
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: California]
#23523372 - 08/08/16 09:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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reminds me people who experiment with urine therapy. ick, il pass. apparently the more yellow the more bitter. yuuuck
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii] 5
#23523406 - 08/08/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah I relate man. I once had to lick my buddy's ballz because the blotter he hid in his pants melted in his sweaty crotch.
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thelanzii

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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: ByCoverOfNight]
#23523410 - 08/08/16 10:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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lucys worth it
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii] 1
#23523416 - 08/08/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Don't shit in a beer can, man.
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: California] 4
#23523726 - 08/08/16 11:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Throw your piss jugs out of the window next time. Its the way of the road .
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: ByCoverOfNight]
#23523727 - 08/08/16 11:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
ByCoverOfNight said: Yeah I relate man. I once had to lick my buddy's ballz because the blotter he hid in his pants melted in his sweaty crotch.
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: thelanzii]
#23523739 - 08/09/16 12:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Everyone invariably drinks their own stale piss when in the depths of a binge at some point in life. Don't feel bad bro. One day you'll share that story in a rehab or AA meeting and everyone will remember the time they did the exact same thing.
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23523745 - 08/09/16 12:03 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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That's rough man.
Not as bad, but I tried putting the opium from evaporated poppy seed tea in a capsule and shoving it up my ass. It broke just as it all got inside, but not deep enough to work properly.
I waddled to the bathroom of my dorm building (7am on a weekday) and, because I shit before putting the capsule in, I ended up having to manually remove it, so to speak. Not the most pleasant experience.
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23523825 - 08/09/16 12:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
BANANA.MAN said: Throw your piss jugs out of the window next time. Its the way of the road .
What is this? Victorian England?
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Adden]
#23523836 - 08/09/16 01:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lmao its from trailer park boys
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: BANANA.MAN] 1
#23523859 - 08/09/16 01:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: abltsandwich]
#23523960 - 08/09/16 03:31 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
abltsandwich said: Everyone invariably drinks their own stale piss when in the depths of a binge at some point in life. Don't feel bad bro. One day you'll share that story in a rehab or AA meeting and everyone will remember the time they did the exact same thing.
   
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23523982 - 08/09/16 04:20 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
BANANA.MAN said: Throw your piss jugs out of the window next time. Its the way of the road .
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: SonicTitan]
#23524043 - 08/09/16 05:35 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Holy shit dude
Was it any good?
Me, I once ate a whole honey melon during a drug trip, but when I had to vomit an hour or so later, all that came out was a small stream of water. Where did the melon go? It is a mystery I have not been able to solve to this day.
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: Turtletotem]
#23524134 - 08/09/16 06:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Melons are almost entirely made up of water
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Re: I drank my own 3 day old piss today... [Re: ByCoverOfNight]
#23524199 - 08/09/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
ByCoverOfNight said: Yeah I relate man. I once had to lick my buddy's ballz because the blotter he hid in his pants melted in his sweaty crotch.
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How white trash do you have to be to piss in a beer can?
How even more white trash do you have to be to now immediately throw it out??
How impossibly white trash do you have to be to fucking leave that shit out for 3 days???
People are fucking disgusting. Living in their own shit, or in this case, their own piss. You deserved to drink that piss man.
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