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OfflineVriska Serket
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why do crocodiles walk so gayly? * 3
    #23522314 - 08/08/16 04:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

they always walk like they just got their nails done


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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #23522316 - 08/08/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Why you talking shit about crocodiles? I guarantee if you got in a fight with a crocodile it would kick your ass.

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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: FreeTheSoul]
    #23522332 - 08/08/16 04:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

why are you defending crocodiles? are you a crocodile?


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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #23522335 - 08/08/16 04:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I dunno I just think that crocodiles dont walk gayly, I think they are some badass creatures. You should see a crocodile run, they can book it.

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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: FreeTheSoul]
    #23522344 - 08/08/16 04:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

they run gayly too


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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Vriska Serket] * 1
    #23522351 - 08/08/16 04:20 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Why did T-Rexes have such tiny little hands?


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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Vriska Serket] * 1
    #23522358 - 08/08/16 04:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

I heard on National Geographic that crocs try to act as gay as they can so they can throw potential prey off and come off as non-threatening


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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23522363 - 08/08/16 04:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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koods said:
Why did T-Rexes have such tiny little hands?



its so they cant masturbate

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I heard on National Geographic that crocs try to act as gay as they can so they can throw potential prey off and come off as non-threatening



well its working i would fucking punch one of those ponces right in the fucking face for walking so gay


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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Niffla] * 6
    #23522367 - 08/08/16 04:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: koods]
    #23522379 - 08/08/16 04:29 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Why did T-Rexes have such tiny little hands?




cuz hes a bitch.

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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: koods]
    #23522393 - 08/08/16 04:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Nice koodsy


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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: SunnyD] * 4
    #23522419 - 08/08/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

thanks koods thread over everyone go home


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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 3
    #23522650 - 08/08/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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koods said:
Why did T-Rexes have such tiny little hands?




cuz hes a bitch.






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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Niffla] * 5
    #23522698 - 08/08/16 06:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

prehistoric crocodiles used to be able to fucking gallop


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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #23522704 - 08/08/16 06:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Crocodiles are the one animals I truly despise and fear.

I think humans should move to eating crocodiles and alligators and move closer to exterminating, they're basically like a leaner version of chicken and they make wonderful shoes and wallets.

If I were in Florida I would probably be a gator hunter for fun first, for food next, and for profit third.

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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23522713 - 08/08/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Crocodiles are the one animals I truly despise and fear.






Why?


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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Lucis]
    #23522737 - 08/08/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Well I mean they are truly apex killing machines, motherfuckers essentially are dinosaurs.


I think they're pretty cool looking though. You can go saltwater croc diving off mexico, seems like since they mainly feed at the surface, you're safer underwater with 'em.


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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23522753 - 08/08/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
Crocodiles are the one animals I truly despise and fear.

I think humans should move to eating crocodiles and alligators and move closer to exterminating, they're basically like a leaner version of chicken and they make wonderful shoes and wallets.

If I were in Florida I would probably be a gator hunter for fun first, for food next, and for profit third.




Same with iguanas. Although they aren't scary, they are just annoying.


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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Lucis]
    #23522754 - 08/08/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Fennario said:
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Crystal G said:
Crocodiles are the one animals I truly despise and fear.




Why?




Precisely, pirate blues has it on point, they're godless marauding killing machines. Those mofuckas think they're at the top of the food chain, naw foo I'mma blast your ass and cook it over the fire.

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Re: why do crocodiles walk so gayly? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23522772 - 08/08/16 06:34 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

What about dog birds?


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