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I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday * 11
    #23521561 - 08/08/16 10:08 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I always post up by the gay men's gym because i always am able to busk up a lot of money outside that place.  this redhead came out all amped up and i was feeling great about it.  he gave me 5 dollars and i let him grab my crotch and he said he would give me a quarter ounce of shrooms if i went down on him.  i wanted to do the deal but i was teasing him and kept saying "what's shrooms what's shrooms are they a punk rock band?"

anyways we walked over to the gas station and did the deed and it was so gross i ate half the shrooms to get the taste out of my mouth.


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: yestersaved]
    #23521563 - 08/08/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

damn brother thats a deep one brother namaste


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: yestersaved] * 2
    #23521564 - 08/08/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: Big Worm]
    #23521588 - 08/08/16 10:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

anyways the experience had such a profound effect on me.  (the shrooms)

so i am in a hotel lobby right now and i just had to make an accouint here and introduce myself!

hi guys


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: yestersaved]
    #23521610 - 08/08/16 10:23 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

So profound you'd suck another dick for it?


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: yestersaved] * 4
    #23521615 - 08/08/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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yestersaved said:
anyways the experience had such a profound effect on me.  (the shrooms)

so i am in a hotel lobby right now and i just had to make an accouint here and introduce myself!

hi guys




Guess you can't say no one sucks dick for shrooms anymore lmao!!


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: Eminence]
    #23521619 - 08/08/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Eminence said:
So profound you'd suck another dick for it?




idk i think he might have been trolling me like he was trying to make sure i had mental issues before he would give me shrooms and then instead of just giving me a small amout like 1.75 grams he went so far as to give me 6 grams and then just walk away from it, almost like he wanted something bad to happen?

does anyone else find that strange like he might have been trolling me?


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: yestersaved] * 4
    #23521621 - 08/08/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe he was just giving you a tip :rimshot:


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: Eminence]
    #23521632 - 08/08/16 10:32 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

the dude seemed pretty desperate so maybe


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: yestersaved] * 2
    #23521655 - 08/08/16 10:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You guys must be really bored.


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: passifloracaerulea] * 3
    #23521678 - 08/08/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

passifloracaerulea said:
You guys must be really bored.



Yup OP trolling or real sad


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 3
    #23521688 - 08/08/16 10:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Lol morrowwasted troll


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: connectedcosmos] * 3
    #23521689 - 08/08/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It oddly enough correlates with morrowwasteds story


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: connectedcosmos] * 1
    #23521784 - 08/08/16 11:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You ever sucked some dick for some shrooms?!


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: connectedcosmos] * 4
    #23521797 - 08/08/16 11:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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connectedcosmos said:
It oddly enough correlates with morrowwasteds story




It's not odd at all.  This thread is an opposite perspective parody thread, so it's just morrowasted's story from the homeless guy's POV.  They work like this: lets say you make a thread about how someone rear-ended you in traffic, and instead of exchanging insurance info, they flip you off and drive away.  If that thread somehow becomes noteworthy, there's a chance that some jokester would think it funny to make a thread talking about how he rear-ended a car, and when someone got out to exchange insurance info, he flipped them the bird & drove away.  Other perspective parody. 

It's supposed to be humorous, but it rarely is.  I'm always surprised when some noob doesn't catch on when one thread parodies another.  I guess those are the people that fall for emails from Nigerian princes and multilevel marketing ploys.


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #23521826 - 08/08/16 11:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Care Burke
Asante is still healing from that one


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: yestersaved]
    #23521953 - 08/08/16 12:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:puppet:


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: psi]
    #23521959 - 08/08/16 12:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's well documented that shrooms make you gay :-)


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: Axet]
    #23521981 - 08/08/16 01:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Troll is trolling well


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: plasma]
    #23521995 - 08/08/16 01:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Burke


but the nigerian prince told me if I got 5 friends, to each sign up 5 of their friends and so on and so forth, we would all get rich?



was I lied to? 


I invested all my money.


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: Big Worm] * 2
    #23522003 - 08/08/16 01:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Really?  You got 5 people involved?  Way to create a generation of lost youth, Big Worm.

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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #23522006 - 08/08/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl:


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: plasma] * 2
    #23522009 - 08/08/16 01:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

fuck dammit i thought this was real


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: Vriska Serket] * 1
    #23522011 - 08/08/16 01:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Redhead gave it away


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 1
    #23522031 - 08/08/16 01:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm going to just assume it's a true story. Y'all're actin like nobody ever sucked a stranger's dick for some shrooms. It happens all the time.


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23522054 - 08/08/16 01:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: Svetaketu] * 3
    #23522415 - 08/08/16 04:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This is legit

I go to the same gym and got head from the same person who was indeed tripping on mushroom.

Case closed.


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: yestersaved]
    #23523159 - 08/08/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

What kind of shrooms? Penis envy?:mushroom2: if so i guess you can say you ate dick twice today... :awedance:  :blowjob:  :chesire:


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: The Cheshire Cat]
    #23523205 - 08/08/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

The real question is, would you do it again?


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: judyflowers]
    #23523597 - 08/08/16 10:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

lol no homo at all.


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: Rollin.n.Strollin]
    #23523617 - 08/08/16 10:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Haha wtf I can't tell if he serious


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: fungi-funguy]
    #23524846 - 08/09/16 01:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Haha wtf I can't tell if he serious




i'm being serious


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #23524869 - 08/09/16 01:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Vriska Serket said:
fuck dammit i thought this was real



Culprit

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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: yestersaved] * 3
    #23524976 - 08/09/16 01:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I don't know if it's because I'm getting older, but it seems the quality of the posts here have gone straight to shit.


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Re: I sucked a redhead's dick for a bag of shrooms yesterday [Re: yestersaved]
    #23525006 - 08/09/16 02:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This doesn't surprise me. After all, you know what they say about mushrooms... :lol:

Shrooms make you gay


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