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Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs
#23520247 - 08/07/16 08:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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So there's this beautiful mountain near me with some beautiful cliffs and beautiful fire pits and a beautiful trampoline and beautiful trails and it's amazing except there's all of these pieces of shit who think smashing glass bottles on the ground throughout the place is normal. Especially right near where people go cliff-jumping barefoot! And other trash n cans and all that shit
Earlier I was thinking of obviously bringing a trash bag with me next time I hike there to get rid of whatever trash I come across. But more importantly, I was thinking of going there with my friend and getting some nice silenced sniper BB guns and sniping people whenever they smash glass bottles or leave their cans on the ground, while hidden a bit in the distance.
Not in the face or anywhere where it would seriously fuck them up or anything, just some nice shots to the shins or hands to teach them a hard lesson.
What do you think of this idea?
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520255 - 08/07/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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its a trash idea, your trash.
really though broken glass is lame. people who throw trash everywhere are trash. out of sight out of mind.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] 1
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Shoot them in the balls so they cant reproduce
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
#23520259 - 08/07/16 08:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you miss, your paintballs create more trash
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
#23520262 - 08/07/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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What about it is a bad idea? Crime and punishment
Technically people aren't allowed to cliff jump there so if I got the town involved nobody would be allowed to have fun there any more. I need to take action as a citizen and do what I've gotta to do stop the flow of broken glass from our natural beauty
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] 3
#23520263 - 08/07/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's a good way to get an aggravated assault charge. Go for it.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: morrowasted]
#23520264 - 08/07/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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morrowasted said: If you miss, your paintballs create more trash
With the amount of trash I pick up there, I'd be doing like a 50-to-1 cleanup to litter ratio, and not only that, but I'd pick them up when the coast is clear sometime anyway
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: PatrickKn]
#23520268 - 08/07/16 08:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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PatrickKn said: It's a good way to get an aggravated assault charge. Go for it.
If I gotta take one for the team then whatever. The amount of pain they would feel from getting hit with a BB is nowhere near the amount of pain someone would feel stepping on a large chunk of broken glass with bare feet.
I wouldn't get caught if I was to do it though.
Not even sure if I would go through with this whole sniping idea, but if I do, then I wouldn't get caught.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520271 - 08/07/16 08:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: What do you think of this idea?
I think you aint got a hair on your ass if you dont start sniping people with paint balls for littering. after you snipe them, teabag them. drag your sweaty little balls all over their faces
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Prisoner#1]
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If I do it at night, the risk of getting caught is virtually zero. I will be able to see because all the litterbugs congregate around fire pits which illuminate the surrounding area, but they won't be able to see me because I'll be hidden in the darkness. Not only that, but they travel in packs of like 10+ typically, and if they're all loud and drinking, they might even call bullshit on their littering troops getting sniped because all the voices would cover the noise.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23520277 - 08/07/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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i would suggest having someone where the cars are parked and walkie talkie who is fucking shit up. then have them smash the windows and slash the tires on the respecting vehicles, leave a note from nature saying to pick up after yourselves.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520284 - 08/07/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shooting people when there next to cliffs and possibly drunk n high not a good idea  come on sheekle. Who carres wht they do calm the fuck down.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23520286 - 08/07/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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If I gotta take one for the team then whatever.
Yea ok.
Just don't get caught so you're drug dealers don't go to jail.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] 1
#23520294 - 08/07/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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It wouldn't be close enough to the cliffs to where they could fall off, and there's many other congregated spots that aren't right near the cliffs that people litter
Check out this vid
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520295 - 08/07/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Get a slingshot. Shoot them with rocks that you've written on with sharpie. Just write like "stop littering plz" and then another that says "next won't have a note"
Rocks hurt.
Sometimes I throw like an apple core or banana peel out of my car window. I've been having an internal dilemma about it for a while now. Idk if that's littering or not...but it's fruit...so...idk
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Apostle]
#23520296 - 08/07/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you are close enough to hit them with a bb gun or paintball gun, you are in ass whooping and stabbing range. Also, a lot of bb guns look real. Good way to get yourself shot.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: luvdemboomers]
#23520298 - 08/07/16 08:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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luvdemboomers said: If you are close enough to hit them with a bb gun or paintball gun, you are in ass whooping and stabbing range. Also, a lot of bb guns look real. Good way to get yourself shot.
Haha, what the hell? I don't live in the Bronx or Philly so I'm pretty sure I don't have to worry about people bringing guns and knives deep into the woods to hang out with their friends at a fire pit dude
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: goldcaphunter]
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I feel like biodegradable stuff, like food, doesn't count.
to me at least.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] 1
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PatrickKn said: It's a good way to get an aggravated assault charge. Go for it.
If I gotta take one for the team then whatever. The amount of pain they would feel from getting hit with a BB is nowhere near the amount of pain someone would feel stepping on a large chunk of broken glass with bare feet.
I wouldn't get caught if I was to do it though.
Not even sure if I would go through with this whole sniping idea, but if I do, then I wouldn't get caught.
Horse shit, you do not.have the guts.to.go.thru with it ..... Fucking.sheekele. All talk but no.fucking.action.. You are a big pussy
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] 1
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You want to answer a crime with a more serious crime. Good job. This is like the pussified American version of chopping off a thieve's hands.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520312 - 08/07/16 08:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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luvdemboomers said: If you are close enough to hit them with a bb gun or paintball gun, you are in ass whooping and stabbing range. Also, a lot of bb guns look real. Good way to get yourself shot.
Haha, what the hell? I don't live in the Bronx or Philly so I'm pretty sure I don't have to worry about people bringing guns and knives deep into the woods to hang out with their friends at a fire pit dude
I would bet my left nut you would.never.do something. Like that.... The people.who.are.brave.enough actually dp.it.then.post about.it.goo
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520313 - 08/07/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: So there's this beautiful mountain near me with some beautiful cliffs and beautiful fire pits and a beautiful trampoline and beautiful trails and it's amazing except there's all of these pieces of shit who think smashing glass bottles on the ground throughout the place is normal. Especially right near where people go cliff-jumping barefoot! And other trash n cans and all that shit
Earlier I was thinking of obviously bringing a trash bag with me next time I hike there to get rid of whatever trash I come across. But more importantly, I was thinking of going there with my friend and getting some nice silenced sniper BB guns and sniping people whenever they smash glass bottles or leave their cans on the ground, while hidden a bit in the distance.
Not in the fact or anywhere where it would seriously fuck them up or anything, just some nice shots to the shins or hands to teach them a hard lesson.
What do you think of this idea?
i think suppressors are for big boy guns, they are for combustion systems, where the hot gas is given several chambers to expand and thus allows a muffling of the sound as the round leaves the barrel.
you might try running a paintball gun from nitrogen though, those systems are typically much quieter.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
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Cowb0yNeal00 said: Shooting people when there next to cliffs and possibly drunk n high not a good idea  come on sheekle. Who carres wht they do calm the fuck down.

i don't ignore people you are seriously a candidate
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] 1
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luvdemboomers said: If you are close enough to hit them with a bb gun or paintball gun, you are in ass whooping and stabbing range. Also, a lot of bb guns look real. Good way to get yourself shot.
Haha, what the hell? I don't live in the Bronx or Philly so I'm pretty sure I don't have to worry about people bringing guns and knives deep into the woods to hang out with their friends at a fire pit dude
haha never hung out with country folk, guns and knives are like bread and butter to those folk.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: 404]
#23520325 - 08/07/16 08:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think BB guns are quieter than painballs so that might be a better bet if I end up goin through with this whole idea. I'd prolly have to be drunk or something to go through with this whole thing
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
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i wouldn't, bb's have a potential to break skin. Nitrogen is really hard to hear from a decent distance, even close. just sounds like a whisper. co2 is loud af, and bb guns are also louder than paintball guns running on nitrogen from experience.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: 404]
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that being said, you shouldn't go shoot strangers with bb guns or paintball guns as that can be an assault charge.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520338 - 08/07/16 08:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: I think BB guns are quieter than painballs so that might be a better bet if I end up goin through with this whole idea. I'd prolly have to be drunk or something to go through with this whole thing
U wont go through with it... It takes real guts to do something like that.... You are about the talk not the fucking.action..... Seriously am.I wrong.here.?
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: 404]
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Is this a state that allows firearms in parks? Seriously do you want to get shot,because that's how you get shot.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said: So there's this beautiful mountain near me with some beautiful cliffs and beautiful fire pits and a beautiful trampoline and beautiful trails and it's amazing except there's all of these pieces of shit who think smashing glass bottles on the ground throughout the place is normal. Especially right near where people go cliff-jumping barefoot! And other trash n cans and all that shit
Earlier I was thinking of obviously bringing a trash bag with me next time I hike there to get rid of whatever trash I come across. But more importantly, I was thinking of going there with my friend and getting some nice silenced sniper BB guns and sniping people whenever they smash glass bottles or leave their cans on the ground, while hidden a bit in the distance.
Not in the fact or anywhere where it would seriously fuck them up or anything, just some nice shots to the shins or hands to teach them a hard lesson.
What do you think of this idea?
paintballs leave trash
bb the fukkers

pellets hurt more
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: 404]
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ah word so paintball gun with nitrogen
if this plan goes down at any point and i don't wind up in trouble i'll post the results here on boomtown. not sure if it'll ever happen, but it's a cool idea either way
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: BaronVonBud]
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BaronVonBud said: Is this a state that allows firearms in parks? Seriously do you want to get shot,because that's how you get shot.
idk what's up with all of these posts about getting shot over this, that pretty much never happens where i live
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Kinko]
#23520346 - 08/07/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I hope one day you learn how to properly use a keyboard.
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demiu5 said: paintballs leave trash
bb the fukkers

Paintballs are biodegradable.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520349 - 08/07/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's a horrible idea. You're going to shoot BB or paintballs both having a short range at drunk rednecks or what ever aggressive knuckle dragers live in your area
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: 404]
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404 said: I hope one day you learn how to properly use a keyboard.
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bb the fukkers

Paintballs are biodegradable.
just because it's biodegradable doesn't mean it's not trash
paper wrappers are biodegradable, after a specific time-frame
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: BaronVonBud]
#23520353 - 08/07/16 09:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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BaronVonBud said: It's a horrible idea. You're going to shoot BB or paintballs both having a short range at drunk rednecks.
I live in Connecticut there's no such thing as rednecks here
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
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Yes there is I'd beat your ass if you shot me with a paintball, are you 12?
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: demiu5]
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ever seen what happens to a paintball left outside? once rain hits it, the capsule expands and becomes rubbery, and melts away. the "paint" on the inside is made from fats. it's not really trash if it melts into the ecosystem and does no damage.
anyway, your argument there makes no sense, because by definition those bb's would also be trash.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: 404]
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Move further north to nh or maine,most ppl respect the land Mass,ny,nj have too many diaper culture types,ms 13 types
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: luvdemboomers]
#23520361 - 08/07/16 09:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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luvdemboomers said: If you are close enough to hit them with a bb gun or paintball gun, you are in ass whooping and stabbing range.
Yeah I think boomers is right -- you'd have to get relatively close, would you not? I don't know maybe BB guns these days are a lot better/advanced but the ones I grew up with, even the good ones, were pretty limited on range.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said: idk what's up with all of these posts about getting shot over this, that pretty much never happens where i live
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: BaronVonBud]
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Doesn't even have to be a Redneck, Gun Owner will do. Thinking Gun Owners are a rarity (anywhere) in America can prove to be a fatal mistake.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: BaronVonBud]
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BaronVonBud said: Yes there is I'd beat your ass if you shot me with a paintball, are you 12?
No, there isn't. There are no rednecks around here. I can say this with the utmost confidence seeing as how I've lived here for over 2 decades. I live in the northeast, not the south.
I think it's far more immature to break bottles in the woods than it is to shoot someone with a paintball for doing it. If you're the type of person who breaks glass bottles in public for other people to step on, then I do believe it is your age which might be put into question.
You wouldn't beat my ass, because you would instinctively run away once you got hit, and if you turned around looking for me, you wouldn't be able to find me.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: BaronVonBud]
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BaronVonBud said: https://m.facebook.com/CtRednecks/
Those are knockoff rednecks.
Are you a litterbug?
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] 1
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Shooting people is extremely stupid, far more stupid than littering
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: BaronVonBud]
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BaronVonBud said: Shooting people is extremely stupid, far more stupid than littering
Keep melting cowboy
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: BaronVonBud]
#23520385 - 08/07/16 09:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I used to play paintball. What kind of marker are u using? What paintball gun is going to "snipe" someone in the park without them seeing you for either a beating or a 911 call and that's if they don't shoot you.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: BaronVonBud]
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I'm with you all the way sheek...there's some hoodlums who performed numerous needless vandalism's in my favorite forest. Cutting/carving up live trees for fun, destroying my projects, littering. If I ever catch them in the act I think I may go too far myself.
I like the idea of paintballs or something, all I had in mind before that was beating them with the nearest sturdy branch, hopefully make them too scared to ever come back.
I've also taken to spreading stinging nettles in places like these that need some protection from the rabble Typically anybody who knows how to deal with a stinging nettle sting also knows you should be nice to the fucking woods
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: BaronVonBud]
#23520392 - 08/07/16 09:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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BaronVonBud said: I used to play paintball. What kind of marker are u using? What paintball gun is going to "snipe" someone in the park without them seeing you for either a beating or a 911 call and that's if they don't shoot you.
Read all of my posts in this thread and those questions will be answered for you in great detail, not that I care about answering your litter-infested questions anyway.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: BaronVonBud]
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: BaronVonBud]
#23520403 - 08/07/16 09:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't live in shitty hartford, nd no1 karez
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] 1
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23520411 - 08/07/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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How about you put on a theatrical show about littering. Just jump out of the bushes and do it and hand them a trash bag. That's going to win hearts and change minds, your idea is going to be a trip to jail or the ER
Your sniping drunks at 20 ft for Allah sakes
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
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Cowb0yNeal00 said: Shooting people when there next to cliffs and possibly drunk n high not a good idea  come on sheekle. Who carres wht they do calm the fuck down.

i don't ignore people you are seriously a candidate
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: BaronVonBud]
#23520424 - 08/07/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Do what you want but as your attorney I advise you don't shoot drunks with annoying painful balls that don't in anyway prevent them from charging at you
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
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i don't ignore people you are seriously a candidate
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23520442 - 08/07/16 09:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's not that you would get shot, because you wouldn't, ( except maybe by the police ) but for the most part it would just be an unnecessary risk.
If you want to get back at people for littering, how about using water balloons? A BB gun can seriously fuck someone up. They can get BB's lodged in their body, and if that got back to you, you would have a serious legal case on your hands.
Not that it isn't good to think about being as radically expressive as you can be, but just try to channel it in such a way as to properly manage the limitations inherent in being a member of planet earth.
For instance: your idea of collecting the trash was a great one! My friends and I do that all the time, especially when we have solid plans to go out to nature. Always bring a trash bag. Second, try having a conversation with litter bugs. Tell them that they will smell like literal poop for the rest of their lives if they continue to use the world as their waste bin. And thirdly, you could take aggressive means, like water balloons or dumping a bucket of ice water on people and then dashing, or handing out flyers to litterers which makes fun of them to the highest degree in order to show their wrong ways.
But don't go shooting people with BB guns. That's just gonna come back to bite you in the ass.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
#23520449 - 08/07/16 09:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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People are so offended by this it's confusing to me. These are things designed for people to shoot at each other for fun without causing harm.
Risks are fun to take, that's why people take them
Sheekles just using like he should...for fun.
"Err, officer...well c I was trespassing at night. Drinking with my buddies standing around an uncontrolled fire...minding our own business ya know...just smashing our emptys for you and your kids to find in your feet ...when all of a sudden I felt this sting on my arm. Then again on my leg!...it was terrifying."
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Chakra Shock]
#23520451 - 08/07/16 09:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Chakra Shock said: try having a conversation with litter bugs.
Well fuck me, it only took 57 posts to get to the wise and rational option!!
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23520465 - 08/07/16 09:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Why stop at BBs? Why not bear traps, burmese tiger pits and flesh-eating bacteria? It's supposed to hurt more than glass right?? Don't be a pussy.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23520467 - 08/07/16 09:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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what's it been like in here? Talkin' bout calling in the army?! I deal with litter pretty frequently, so it's not uncommon that I think about approaching litterers.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: goldcaphunter]
#23520494 - 08/07/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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goldcaphunter said: People are so offended by this it's confusing to me. These are things designed for people to shoot at each other for fun without causing harm.
Risks are fun to take, that's why people take them
Sheekles just using like he should...for fun.
"Err, officer...well c I was trespassing at night. Drinking with my buddies standing around an uncontrolled fire...minding our own business ya know...just smashing our emptys for you and your kids to find in your feet ...when all of a sudden I felt this sting on my arm. Then again on my leg!...it was terrifying."
just a thought
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Chakra Shock] 2
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First of all sheekle, I'm not surprised you came up with a counterproductive idea like sniping people with a paintball gun (which causes more litter) because you're scared of walking up to them and telling them they shouldn't litter. Second, you probably don't even have the balls to snipe someone with a paintball gun.
How are they supposed to know your message is to stop littering anyway? I would assume most people would just think there's some teenager shooting people for the hell of it
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Eminence said: How are they supposed to know your message is to stop littering anyway?
AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!
I fucking laughed so hard. I still am.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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Still laighing
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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Oh man. That was the best.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
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I wouldn't get caught if I was to do it though.
You're really playing with fire doing something like that man Having done a lot of shady shit, my professional opinion is its not worth the risk
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That wasn't even supposed to be funny I just know I would never think to pick up my trash because I'm being sniped and I doubt many other people would either
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Nonsense, the first thing anyone thinks when they are being sniped is "oh shit I shouldn't have littered, I pissed off the litter gods"
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I don't quite know what it is. I'm still laughing about it though. You know when something just keeps popping back in and cracking you up?
I think it might be to do with the fact that the fucking LAST thing on my mind if I got hit with a pellet or a paintball would be picking up my litter.
I can't really imagine it being anything other than 'who the fuck did that, how do I find him, and how I'm gonna enjoy smashing him to a bloody pulp when I do'
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Apostle]
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If I gotta take one for the team then whatever.
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Just don't get caught so you're drug dealers don't go to jail.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23520679 - 08/07/16 11:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Love it when Jokeshop melts 
To the guy who said I don't approach litterers, I yell at them all the time, and I pick up their shit right after too. It gets pretty old, they need a fat paintball to the dick.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520684 - 08/07/16 11:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Was this a serious consideration of yours or did you just post it because it would get a rise out of people?
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: ModestMouse]
#23520694 - 08/07/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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pick up your trash modest mouse
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23520695 - 08/07/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Jokeshop did you just admit that you litter?
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Chakra Shock]
#23520697 - 08/07/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I second chakra shocks idea with balloons. Except, instead of water use piss
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520698 - 08/07/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you were at all serious than you're more juvenile than I originally thought
And I had you pinned as quite the child
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: ModestMouse]
#23520702 - 08/07/16 11:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Love it when modestmouse litters
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520705 - 08/07/16 11:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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No, I'm really fucking against it. That doesn't mean to say I never have, I was a real irresponsible prick about it in my teens.
But you know the best thing? No one had to shoot me with a paintball or air rifle for me to see the error of my ways and start being really conscientious about littering.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23520710 - 08/07/16 11:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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paintballs dont hurt that bad and if you were smashing glass bottles in a place people and pets frequently walk barefoot then it would be a nice punishment whether or not you wound up learning your lesson or even being witty enough to correlate the paintball with the bottle you smashed a second before
i don't remember littering much in my life although I do have vague memories of doing it when I was in Middle School and i couldve used a nice paintballinf at that point in time
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520721 - 08/07/16 11:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You're a real Captain Planet sheekle
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: ModestMouse]
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love it when modestmouse litters
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said: paintballs dont hurt that bad and if you were smashing glass bottles in a place people and pets frequently walk barefoot then it would be a nice punishment whether or not you wound up learning your lesson or even being witty enough to correlate the paintball with the bottle you smashed a second before
You're either very very clever or very very stupid Sheekle. You put a good smokescreen, I'll give you that. You remind me of this guy:
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love it when modestmouse litters
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: 404] 1
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Sheekle said: So there's this beautiful mountain near me with some beautiful cliffs and beautiful fire pits and a beautiful trampoline and beautiful trails and it's amazing except there's all of these pieces of shit who think smashing glass bottles on the ground throughout the place is normal. Especially right near where people go cliff-jumping barefoot! And other trash n cans and all that shit
Earlier I was thinking of obviously bringing a trash bag with me next time I hike there to get rid of whatever trash I come across. But more importantly, I was thinking of going there with my friend and getting some nice silenced sniper BB guns and sniping people whenever they smash glass bottles or leave their cans on the ground, while hidden a bit in the distance.
Not in the fact or anywhere where it would seriously fuck them up or anything, just some nice shots to the shins or hands to teach them a hard lesson.
What do you think of this idea?
i think suppressors are for big boy guns, they are for combustion systems, where the hot gas is given several chambers to expand and thus allows a muffling of the sound as the round leaves the barrel.
air rifles also have suppressors on them these days
http://www.airgundepot.com/stoeger-atac-suppressor-gas-ram-air-rifle-177-cal.html
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Prisoner#1]
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the thought of this came to mind when i posted that, as it's still gas that's expanding from a compressed state. I figured they were far more useful on rifles that use combustion to propel projectiles, still tho.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: 404]
#23520856 - 08/08/16 12:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Littering is lame unblock me sheekle
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: specialpeopleclub]
#23520860 - 08/08/16 12:28 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nice, you almost had a haiku there
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520876 - 08/08/16 12:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shoot em where it hurts and make sure they fall down into their own trash, just for good measure.
And practice hand-to-hand combat just in case one of the littering fools finds you and wants to fight you.
I hate when people litter, its so trashy (pardon my sheekle pun).
Pack it in, pack it out!
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23520881 - 08/08/16 12:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You know who else littered?
Hitler.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Repertoire89]
#23520894 - 08/08/16 12:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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He did?
What an asshole.
He gave zero fucks about people of other races and lifestyles and gave zero fucks about the planet. What an asshole.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23520896 - 08/08/16 12:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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He was actually somewhat of an environmentalist
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Repertoire89]
#23520899 - 08/08/16 12:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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What?
U mean Hilter was Earth-conscious? WTF...
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23520917 - 08/08/16 01:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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He personally invented the line
"bring it in, pack it out" or "pack it in, pack it out"
It was one of his slogans Along with "hustlepuppy", "Patriarchy" and "yolo"
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#23520932 - 08/08/16 01:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cowb0yNeal00 said: Shooting people when there next to cliffs and possibly drunk n high not a good idea  come on sheekle. Who carres wht they do calm the fuck down.
While i agree with you that he should calm down these cliffs are safe enough to cliff jumo barefoot.
So how are these even cliffs? Who the fuck says " dude I'm gonna jump off these cliffs here 'wait bro that's kinda cool, but it would be cooler if you did it barefoot' FUCK YEAH MAN, LET'S DO THIS SHIT!"?
Idk twtsthh imo. (Holy shit i didn't mean to tyoe a whole sentence in acronym )
If you do go through you need a crew with an outfit to sell the idea. Maybe dress like dennis and dee in sunny in philly in the season 3 episode "bums making a mess all over town". I think they just wear camo overalls with suspenders and red beret's.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Eminence]
#23520937 - 08/08/16 01:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Eminence said: That wasn't even supposed to be funny I just know I would never think to pick up my trash because I'm being sniped and I doubt many other people would either
I dont understand why someone wouldn't be like "hmm, we were standing in this location last night, then we got lit up by some toys that sting a bit...what a nuisance. Fuck it lets go back doubt it'll happen again". 
*happens again*
"Fuck this shit, I'm not drinking and partying in that park EVER AGAIN?!?!" =broken glass gone =cocky meatheads out of a spot that's supposed to be enjoyed respectfully. Problem solved
Oh or sheekle, could wait next to there cars (after taking pics of the group trashing the place) and when they start leaving b like "hey, I know you've been breaking bottles and leaving the back there. It's dangerous for kids and even you. Before you leave can you pick up your stuff?"
 If they start flaming we have their vehicle plates and hard proof of them littering and drinking in "public" and presumably driving.
Obviously that'd just be used as leverage after asking them nicely to stop. With the proof and stuff to scare them into picking their shit up I don't see why they would feel like they have any advantage in not cleaning up their act.
And if they don't want to hear a group of people out, by returning to come trash the place again....well can't say they didn't know it had to do with the littering.when they get lit up.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Repertoire89]
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Repertoire89 said: He personally invented the line
"bring it in, pack it out" or "pack it in, pack it out"
It was one of his slogans Along with "hustlepuppy", "Patriarchy" and "yolo"

U got me good there Rep. Real good.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: goldcaphunter]
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Eminence said: That wasn't even supposed to be funny I just know I would never think to pick up my trash because I'm being sniped and I doubt many other people would either
I dont understand why someone wouldn't be like "hmm, we were standing in this location last night, then we got lit up by some toys that sting a bit...what a nuisance. Fuck it lets go back doubt it'll happen again". 
*happens again*
"Fuck this shit, I'm not drinking and partying in that park EVER AGAIN?!?!" =broken glass gone =cocky meatheads out of a spot that's supposed to be enjoyed respectfully. Problem solved
Oh or sheekle, could wait next to there cars (after taking pics of the group trashing the place) and when they start leaving b like "hey, I know you've been breaking bottles and leaving the back there. It's dangerous for kids and even you. Before you leave can you pick up your stuff?"
 If they start flaming we have their vehicle plates and hard proof of them littering and drinking in "public" and presumably driving.
Obviously that'd just be used as leverage after asking them nicely to stop. With the proof and stuff to scare them into picking their shit up I don't see why they would feel like they have any advantage in not cleaning up their act.
And if they don't want to hear a group of people out, by returning to come trash the place again....well can't say they didn't know it had to do with the littering.when they get lit up.
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But what if they're girls? What if their hot?
Sheekle can't you just write a letter to you local congressmen/senator/town hall and leave out the part about cliff jumping? I mean whose gonna say "well people cliff jump there, so i think it's alright to trash those trails".
Idk once again this whole thing stinks to high heaven and i don't like it.
I prefer my grandpa's and shop teacher's method of handling this. Just give a stern and gruff "YOU KIDS STOP SCREWING AROUMD, YOUR ALWAYS SCREWING AROUND!!" If you do the voice right they'll cut it out in no time.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
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Sheekle should go and lay landmines.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23520996 - 08/08/16 02:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You should hide and pee on them from on top of the cliff, maybe fling some poo at them. I really think you should get all dolled up like i suggested earlier though.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
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Sheekle's already an expert as slinging shit at people, I reckon you're onto something there LE.
How many direct hits do you think he could score before he got a kicking?
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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Walk thru there spot casually with a bag of rubbish n rotten fish n stuff. Drinking a beer, say hello have a chat. Then throw your rubbish all around them and walk off. Bet they get the shit with littering then. I do like to vent anger sometimes but best to let them know what triggers it.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Bunya]
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Sheekle, dress yourself up like a recently murdered corpse and scare the shit out of them. Just as they walk up cough some blood and say "HE'S COMING BACK, YOU LITTERED THE LAND WITH TRASH AND HE'S GOING TO LITTER WITH YOUR CORPSES NEXT!!!" Then have a friend appear to chase them away so you can get up and leave before cops come and question you.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Bunya]
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Bunya said: Walk thru there spot casually with a bag of rubbish n rotten fish n stuff. Drinking a beer, say hello have a chat. Then throw your rubbish all around them and walk off. Bet they get the shit with littering then. I do like to vent anger sometimes but best to let them know what triggers it.
I like this idea.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23521121 - 08/08/16 04:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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how about a 3 man slingshot and wheelbarrow of cow shit
you'd be sniping littering pieces of shit with literal pieces of shit
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: luvdemboomers]
#23521131 - 08/08/16 04:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Drop a tin of spaghetti in the fire as you walk out. Or fishy cat food. But no ring pull cans. Used to love blowing up saghetii cans in the fire as a kid
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#23521284 - 08/08/16 07:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cowb0yNeal00 said: Shooting people when there next to cliffs and possibly drunk n high not a good idea  come on sheekle. Who carres wht they do calm the fuck down.
While i agree with you that he should calm down these cliffs are safe enough to cliff jumo barefoot.
So how are these even cliffs? Who the fuck says " dude I'm gonna jump off these cliffs here 'wait bro that's kinda cool, but it would be cooler if you did it barefoot' FUCK YEAH MAN, LET'S DO THIS SHIT!"?
Idk twtsthh imo. (Holy shit i didn't mean to tyoe a whole sentence in acronym )
If you do go through you need a crew with an outfit to sell the idea. Maybe dress like dennis and dee in sunny in philly in the season 3 episode "bums making a mess all over town". I think they just wear camo overalls with suspenders and red beret's.
what the fuck kinda question is that? you think people are gonna jump cliffs into dry land?
the cliffs go into a lake of course people are gonna go barefoot
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23521422 - 08/08/16 09:08 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: you think people are gonna jump cliffs into dry land?
did you shoot any litterers yet sheeks?
no?
I knew your balls hadnt even descended yet
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23521541 - 08/08/16 09:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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nah if i do that it wont be for at least a week or so
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23521639 - 08/08/16 10:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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luvdemboomers said: If you are close enough to hit them with a bb gun or paintball gun, you are in ass whooping and stabbing range. Also, a lot of bb guns look real. Good way to get yourself shot.
Haha, what the hell? I don't live in the Bronx or Philly so I'm pretty sure I don't have to worry about people bringing guns and knives deep into the woods to hang out with their friends at a fire pit dude
Thats a pretty naive outlook. Lots of people carry guns, especially in the woods if you have bears in your area.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: goldcaphunter]
#23521670 - 08/08/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Eminence said: That wasn't even supposed to be funny I just know I would never think to pick up my trash because I'm being sniped and I doubt many other people would either
I dont understand why someone wouldn't be like "hmm, we were standing in this location last night, then we got lit up by some toys that sting a bit...what a nuisance. Fuck it lets go back doubt it'll happen again". 
*happens again*
"Fuck this shit, I'm not drinking and partying in that park EVER AGAIN?!?!" =broken glass gone =cocky meatheads out of a spot that's supposed to be enjoyed respectfully. Problem solved
Oh or sheekle, could wait next to there cars (after taking pics of the group trashing the place) and when they start leaving b like "hey, I know you've been breaking bottles and leaving the back there. It's dangerous for kids and even you. Before you leave can you pick up your stuff?"
 If they start flaming we have their vehicle plates and hard proof of them littering and drinking in "public" and presumably driving.
Obviously that'd just be used as leverage after asking them nicely to stop. With the proof and stuff to scare them into picking their shit up I don't see why they would feel like they have any advantage in not cleaning up their act.
And if they don't want to hear a group of people out, by returning to come trash the place again....well can't say they didn't know it had to do with the littering.when they get lit up.
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blackmailing somebody into picking up their litter, I love this idea long time.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23521677 - 08/08/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cowb0yNeal00 said: Shooting people when there next to cliffs and possibly drunk n high not a good idea  come on sheekle. Who carres wht they do calm the fuck down.
While i agree with you that he should calm down these cliffs are safe enough to cliff jumo barefoot.
So how are these even cliffs? Who the fuck says " dude I'm gonna jump off these cliffs here 'wait bro that's kinda cool, but it would be cooler if you did it barefoot' FUCK YEAH MAN, LET'S DO THIS SHIT!"?
Idk twtsthh imo. (Holy shit i didn't mean to tyoe a whole sentence in acronym )
If you do go through you need a crew with an outfit to sell the idea. Maybe dress like dennis and dee in sunny in philly in the season 3 episode "bums making a mess all over town". I think they just wear camo overalls with suspenders and red beret's.
what the fuck kinda question is that? you think people are gonna jump cliffs into dry land?
the cliffs go into a lake of course people are gonna go barefoot
WHO THE FUCK GOES INTO A LAKE BAREFOOT?
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#23522818 - 08/08/16 06:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: BaronVonBud]
#23522846 - 08/08/16 07:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: ModestMouse]
#23523000 - 08/08/16 08:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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love it when modestmouse litters
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23669356 - 09/22/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Catch anyone good lately
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: ModestMouse] 1
#23669499 - 09/22/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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In case you are serious sheekle, people absolutely do bring real guns when hiking and cliff-jumping deep in the woods, not to defend themselves against people, but bears and mountain lions.
Secondly, paintball guns will give away your position instantly, and any "bb" gun that is accurate enough to hit someone past 100yds has more than enough kinetic energy to kill, which would most likely result in an assault with a deadly weapon charge.
Thirdly, even if you got yourself a high end gas powered rifle (anschutz for example, used by olympic marksmen), you have nowhere near the amount of training or range time to be accurate enough to place non-fatal shots on a target from a distance that wouldn't reveal your location.
Fourthly, if you actually managed to hit someone, a police helicopter with thermal cameras would be dispatched instantly, along with counter-snipers. You might be able to outrun the cops, but you can't outrun a police helicopter with thermal imaging cameras.
So, my advice is to go for it.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: falsereality]
#23669540 - 09/22/16 09:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Haha, a police helicopter with thermal imaging sensors.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23669619 - 09/22/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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and that was in 2007.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: falsereality]
#23669636 - 09/22/16 10:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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They're on to you sheekle
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: falsereality]
#23669711 - 09/22/16 10:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Haha, a police helicopter with thermal imaging sensors.
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and that was in 2007.
#didntwatch lol rofl lmao
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23669852 - 09/22/16 11:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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"The Litter-Bug Killer Claims 100th Victim"
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