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OfflineLuSiD enthusiast
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23520985 - 08/08/16 02:10 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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goldcaphunter said:
:yolo:
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Eminence said:
That wasn't even supposed to be funny :lol: I just know I would never think to pick up my trash because I'm being sniped and I doubt many other people would either





I dont understand why someone wouldn't  be like "hmm, we were standing in this location last night, then we got lit up by some toys that sting a bit...what a nuisance. Fuck it lets go back doubt it'll happen again". :bubbles:

*happens again*

"Fuck this shit, I'm not drinking and partying in that park EVER AGAIN?!?!"
=broken glass gone
=cocky meatheads out of a spot that's supposed to be enjoyed respectfully.
Problem solved
:freewilly:

Oh or sheekle, could wait next to there cars (after taking pics of the group trashing the place) and when they start leaving b like "hey, I know you've been breaking bottles and leaving the back there. It's dangerous for kids and even you. Before you leave can you pick up your stuff?"
:elmo:
    If they start flaming we have their vehicle plates and hard proof of them littering and    drinking in "public" and presumably driving.

Obviously that'd just be used as leverage after asking them nicely to stop. With the proof and stuff to scare them into picking their shit up I don't see why they would feel like they have any advantage in not cleaning up their act.  :gangsta:

  And if they don't want to hear a group of people out, by returning to come trash the place again....well can't say they didn't know it had to do with the littering.when they get lit up.
:freewilly:
Js



But what if they're girls? What if their hot?

Sheekle can't you just write a letter to you local congressmen/senator/town hall and leave out the part about cliff jumping? I mean whose gonna say "well people cliff jump there, so i think it's alright to trash those trails".

Idk once again this whole thing stinks to high heaven and i don't like it.


I prefer my grandpa's and shop teacher's method of handling this. Just give a stern and gruff "YOU KIDS STOP SCREWING AROUMD, YOUR ALWAYS SCREWING AROUND!!"  If you do the voice right they'll cut it out in no time.


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23520990 - 08/08/16 02:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Sheekle should go and lay landmines.


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23520996 - 08/08/16 02:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You should hide and pee on them from on top of the cliff, maybe fling some poo at them. I really think you should get all dolled up like i suggested earlier though.


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23521000 - 08/08/16 02:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Sheekle's already an expert as slinging shit at people, I reckon you're onto something there LE.

How many direct hits do you think he could score before he got a kicking?


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23521036 - 08/08/16 02:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Walk thru there spot casually with a bag of rubbish n rotten fish n stuff. Drinking a beer, say hello have a chat. Then throw your rubbish all around them and walk off.
Bet they get the shit with littering then.
I do like to vent anger sometimes but best to let them know what triggers it.


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Bunya]
    #23521040 - 08/08/16 02:44 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Sheekle, dress yourself up like a recently murdered corpse and scare the shit out of them. Just as they walk up cough some blood and say "HE'S COMING BACK, YOU LITTERED THE LAND WITH TRASH AND HE'S GOING TO LITTER WITH YOUR CORPSES NEXT!!!" Then have a friend appear to chase them away so you can get up and leave before cops come and question you.


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Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Bunya]
    #23521117 - 08/08/16 04:31 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Bunya said:
Walk thru there spot casually with a bag of rubbish n rotten fish n stuff. Drinking a beer, say hello have a chat. Then throw your rubbish all around them and walk off.
Bet they get the shit with littering then.
I do like to vent anger sometimes but best to let them know what triggers it.




I like this idea.


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
    #23521121 - 08/08/16 04:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

how about a 3 man slingshot and wheelbarrow of cow shit


you'd be sniping littering pieces of shit with literal pieces of shit


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #23521131 - 08/08/16 04:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Drop a tin of spaghetti in the fire as you walk out.
Or fishy cat food.
But no ring pull cans.
Used to love blowing up saghetii cans in the fire as a kid


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23521284 - 08/08/16 07:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Cowb0yNeal00 said:
Shooting people when there next to cliffs and possibly drunk n high not a good idea :notyou:
come on sheekle. Who carres wht they do calm the fuck down.



While i agree with you that he should calm down these cliffs are safe enough to cliff jumo barefoot.

So how are these even cliffs? Who the fuck says " dude I'm gonna jump off these cliffs here 'wait bro that's kinda cool, but it would be cooler if you did it barefoot' FUCK YEAH MAN, LET'S DO THIS SHIT!"?

Idk twtsthh imo. (Holy shit i didn't mean to tyoe a whole sentence in acronym:rofl:)

If you do go through you need a crew with an outfit to sell the idea. Maybe dress like dennis and dee in sunny in philly in the season 3 episode "bums making a mess all over town". I think they just wear camo overalls with suspenders and red beret's.



what the fuck kinda question is that? you think people are gonna jump cliffs into dry land?

the cliffs go into a lake of course people are gonna go barefoot


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23521422 - 08/08/16 09:08 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
you think people are gonna jump cliffs into dry land?





did you shoot any litterers yet sheeks?

no?

I knew your balls hadnt even descended yet


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23521541 - 08/08/16 09:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

nah if i do that it wont be for at least a week or so


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
    #23521639 - 08/08/16 10:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
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luvdemboomers said:
If you are close enough to hit them with a bb gun or paintball gun, you are in ass whooping and stabbing range. Also, a lot of bb guns look real. Good way to get yourself shot.



Haha, what the hell? I don't live in the Bronx or Philly so I'm pretty sure I don't have to worry about people bringing guns and knives deep into the woods to hang out with their friends at a fire pit dude:burke:




Thats a pretty naive outlook. Lots of people carry guns, especially in the woods if you have bears in your area.


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23521670 - 08/08/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

goldcaphunter said:
:yolo:
Quote:

Eminence said:
That wasn't even supposed to be funny :lol: I just know I would never think to pick up my trash because I'm being sniped and I doubt many other people would either





I dont understand why someone wouldn't  be like "hmm, we were standing in this location last night, then we got lit up by some toys that sting a bit...what a nuisance. Fuck it lets go back doubt it'll happen again". :bubbles:

*happens again*

"Fuck this shit, I'm not drinking and partying in that park EVER AGAIN?!?!"
=broken glass gone
=cocky meatheads out of a spot that's supposed to be enjoyed respectfully.
Problem solved
:freewilly:

Oh or sheekle, could wait next to there cars (after taking pics of the group trashing the place) and when they start leaving b like "hey, I know you've been breaking bottles and leaving the back there. It's dangerous for kids and even you. Before you leave can you pick up your stuff?"
:elmo:
    If they start flaming we have their vehicle plates and hard proof of them littering and    drinking in "public" and presumably driving.

Obviously that'd just be used as leverage after asking them nicely to stop. With the proof and stuff to scare them into picking their shit up I don't see why they would feel like they have any advantage in not cleaning up their act.  :gangsta:

  And if they don't want to hear a group of people out, by returning to come trash the place again....well can't say they didn't know it had to do with the littering.when they get lit up.
:freewilly:
Js



blackmailing somebody into picking up their litter, I love this idea long time.


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
    #23521677 - 08/08/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:
Shooting people when there next to cliffs and possibly drunk n high not a good idea :notyou:
come on sheekle. Who carres wht they do calm the fuck down.



While i agree with you that he should calm down these cliffs are safe enough to cliff jumo barefoot.

So how are these even cliffs? Who the fuck says " dude I'm gonna jump off these cliffs here 'wait bro that's kinda cool, but it would be cooler if you did it barefoot' FUCK YEAH MAN, LET'S DO THIS SHIT!"?

Idk twtsthh imo. (Holy shit i didn't mean to tyoe a whole sentence in acronym:rofl:)

If you do go through you need a crew with an outfit to sell the idea. Maybe dress like dennis and dee in sunny in philly in the season 3 episode "bums making a mess all over town". I think they just wear camo overalls with suspenders and red beret's.



what the fuck kinda question is that? you think people are gonna jump cliffs into dry land?

the cliffs go into a lake of course people are gonna go barefoot



WHO THE FUCK GOES INTO A LAKE BAREFOOT?:facepalm:

sarcasm:rofl:


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23522818 - 08/08/16 06:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Anyone named Modest mouse with Ray in their signature knows his shit


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: BaronVonBud]
    #23522846 - 08/08/16 07:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:douchewink:


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23523000 - 08/08/16 08:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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:douchewink:



:laugh2: love it when modestmouse litters


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23669356 - 09/22/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Catch anyone good lately


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23669499 - 09/22/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

In case you are serious sheekle, people absolutely do bring real guns when hiking and cliff-jumping deep in the woods, not to defend themselves against people, but bears and mountain lions.

Secondly, paintball guns will give away your position instantly, and any "bb" gun that is accurate enough to hit someone past 100yds has more than enough kinetic energy to kill, which would most likely result in an assault with a deadly weapon charge.

Thirdly, even if you got yourself a high end gas powered rifle (anschutz for example, used by olympic marksmen), you have nowhere near the amount of training or range time to be accurate enough to place non-fatal shots on a target from a distance that wouldn't reveal your location.

Fourthly, if you actually managed to hit someone, a police helicopter with thermal cameras would be dispatched instantly, along with counter-snipers. You might be able to outrun the cops, but you can't outrun a police helicopter with thermal imaging cameras.

So, my advice is to go for it.


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