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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520705 - 08/07/16 11:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Jokeshop did you just admit that you litter?
No, I'm really fucking against it. That doesn't mean to say I never have, I was a real irresponsible prick about it in my teens.
But you know the best thing? No one had to shoot me with a paintball or air rifle for me to see the error of my ways and start being really conscientious about littering.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23520710 - 08/07/16 11:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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paintballs dont hurt that bad and if you were smashing glass bottles in a place people and pets frequently walk barefoot then it would be a nice punishment whether or not you wound up learning your lesson or even being witty enough to correlate the paintball with the bottle you smashed a second before
i don't remember littering much in my life although I do have vague memories of doing it when I was in Middle School and i couldve used a nice paintballinf at that point in time
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520721 - 08/07/16 11:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You're a real Captain Planet sheekle
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: ModestMouse]
#23520724 - 08/07/16 11:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: You're a real Captain Planet sheekle

love it when modestmouse litters
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] 4
#23520737 - 08/07/16 11:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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-------------------- Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520741 - 08/07/16 11:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: paintballs dont hurt that bad and if you were smashing glass bottles in a place people and pets frequently walk barefoot then it would be a nice punishment whether or not you wound up learning your lesson or even being witty enough to correlate the paintball with the bottle you smashed a second before
You're either very very clever or very very stupid Sheekle. You put a good smokescreen, I'll give you that. You remind me of this guy:
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: ModestMouse] 1
#23520744 - 08/07/16 11:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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love it when modestmouse litters
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: 404] 1
#23520794 - 08/07/16 11:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: So there's this beautiful mountain near me with some beautiful cliffs and beautiful fire pits and a beautiful trampoline and beautiful trails and it's amazing except there's all of these pieces of shit who think smashing glass bottles on the ground throughout the place is normal. Especially right near where people go cliff-jumping barefoot! And other trash n cans and all that shit
Earlier I was thinking of obviously bringing a trash bag with me next time I hike there to get rid of whatever trash I come across. But more importantly, I was thinking of going there with my friend and getting some nice silenced sniper BB guns and sniping people whenever they smash glass bottles or leave their cans on the ground, while hidden a bit in the distance.
Not in the fact or anywhere where it would seriously fuck them up or anything, just some nice shots to the shins or hands to teach them a hard lesson.
What do you think of this idea?
i think suppressors are for big boy guns, they are for combustion systems, where the hot gas is given several chambers to expand and thus allows a muffling of the sound as the round leaves the barrel.
air rifles also have suppressors on them these days
http://www.airgundepot.com/stoeger-atac-suppressor-gas-ram-air-rifle-177-cal.html
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23520830 - 08/08/16 12:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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the thought of this came to mind when i posted that, as it's still gas that's expanding from a compressed state. I figured they were far more useful on rifles that use combustion to propel projectiles, still tho.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: 404]
#23520856 - 08/08/16 12:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Littering is lame unblock me sheekle
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: specialpeopleclub]
#23520860 - 08/08/16 12:28 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nice, you almost had a haiku there
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520876 - 08/08/16 12:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shoot em where it hurts and make sure they fall down into their own trash, just for good measure.
And practice hand-to-hand combat just in case one of the littering fools finds you and wants to fight you.
I hate when people litter, its so trashy (pardon my sheekle pun).
Pack it in, pack it out!
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23520881 - 08/08/16 12:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You know who else littered?
Hitler.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Repertoire89]
#23520894 - 08/08/16 12:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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He did?
What an asshole.
He gave zero fucks about people of other races and lifestyles and gave zero fucks about the planet. What an asshole.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23520896 - 08/08/16 12:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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He was actually somewhat of an environmentalist
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Repertoire89]
#23520899 - 08/08/16 12:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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What?
U mean Hilter was Earth-conscious? WTF...
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23520917 - 08/08/16 01:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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He personally invented the line
"bring it in, pack it out" or "pack it in, pack it out"
It was one of his slogans Along with "hustlepuppy", "Patriarchy" and "yolo"
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#23520932 - 08/08/16 01:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cowb0yNeal00 said: Shooting people when there next to cliffs and possibly drunk n high not a good idea  come on sheekle. Who carres wht they do calm the fuck down.
While i agree with you that he should calm down these cliffs are safe enough to cliff jumo barefoot.
So how are these even cliffs? Who the fuck says " dude I'm gonna jump off these cliffs here 'wait bro that's kinda cool, but it would be cooler if you did it barefoot' FUCK YEAH MAN, LET'S DO THIS SHIT!"?
Idk twtsthh imo. (Holy shit i didn't mean to tyoe a whole sentence in acronym )
If you do go through you need a crew with an outfit to sell the idea. Maybe dress like dennis and dee in sunny in philly in the season 3 episode "bums making a mess all over town". I think they just wear camo overalls with suspenders and red beret's.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Eminence]
#23520937 - 08/08/16 01:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Eminence said: That wasn't even supposed to be funny I just know I would never think to pick up my trash because I'm being sniped and I doubt many other people would either
I dont understand why someone wouldn't be like "hmm, we were standing in this location last night, then we got lit up by some toys that sting a bit...what a nuisance. Fuck it lets go back doubt it'll happen again". 
*happens again*
"Fuck this shit, I'm not drinking and partying in that park EVER AGAIN?!?!" =broken glass gone =cocky meatheads out of a spot that's supposed to be enjoyed respectfully. Problem solved
Oh or sheekle, could wait next to there cars (after taking pics of the group trashing the place) and when they start leaving b like "hey, I know you've been breaking bottles and leaving the back there. It's dangerous for kids and even you. Before you leave can you pick up your stuff?"
 If they start flaming we have their vehicle plates and hard proof of them littering and drinking in "public" and presumably driving.
Obviously that'd just be used as leverage after asking them nicely to stop. With the proof and stuff to scare them into picking their shit up I don't see why they would feel like they have any advantage in not cleaning up their act.
And if they don't want to hear a group of people out, by returning to come trash the place again....well can't say they didn't know it had to do with the littering.when they get lit up.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Repertoire89]
#23520957 - 08/08/16 01:44 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Repertoire89 said: He personally invented the line
"bring it in, pack it out" or "pack it in, pack it out"
It was one of his slogans Along with "hustlepuppy", "Patriarchy" and "yolo"

U got me good there Rep. Real good.
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