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Shroomism
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23520465 - 08/07/16 09:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Why stop at BBs? Why not bear traps, burmese tiger pits and flesh-eating bacteria? It's supposed to hurt more than glass right?? Don't be a pussy.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23520467 - 08/07/16 09:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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what's it been like in here? Talkin' bout calling in the army?! I deal with litter pretty frequently, so it's not uncommon that I think about approaching litterers.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: goldcaphunter]
#23520494 - 08/07/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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goldcaphunter said: People are so offended by this it's confusing to me. These are things designed for people to shoot at each other for fun without causing harm.
Risks are fun to take, that's why people take them
Sheekles just using like he should...for fun.
"Err, officer...well c I was trespassing at night. Drinking with my buddies standing around an uncontrolled fire...minding our own business ya know...just smashing our emptys for you and your kids to find in your feet ...when all of a sudden I felt this sting on my arm. Then again on my leg!...it was terrifying."
just a thought
I know right? Usually the crowd here is smarter than all that
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Chakra Shock] 2
#23520497 - 08/07/16 09:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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First of all sheekle, I'm not surprised you came up with a counterproductive idea like sniping people with a paintball gun (which causes more litter) because you're scared of walking up to them and telling them they shouldn't litter. Second, you probably don't even have the balls to snipe someone with a paintball gun.
How are they supposed to know your message is to stop littering anyway? I would assume most people would just think there's some teenager shooting people for the hell of it
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Eminence] 3
#23520508 - 08/07/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Eminence said: How are they supposed to know your message is to stop littering anyway?
AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!
I fucking laughed so hard. I still am.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23520511 - 08/07/16 09:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Still laighing
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23520514 - 08/07/16 09:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh man. That was the best.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs *DELETED* [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23520515 - 08/07/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520525 - 08/07/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
I wouldn't get caught if I was to do it though.
You're really playing with fire doing something like that man Having done a lot of shady shit, my professional opinion is its not worth the risk
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 2
#23520526 - 08/07/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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That wasn't even supposed to be funny I just know I would never think to pick up my trash because I'm being sniped and I doubt many other people would either
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Eminence] 3
#23520532 - 08/07/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Nonsense, the first thing anyone thinks when they are being sniped is "oh shit I shouldn't have littered, I pissed off the litter gods"
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Eminence] 1
#23520535 - 08/07/16 10:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Eminence said: That wasn't even supposed to be funny I just know I would never think to pick up my trash because I'm being sniped and I doubt many other people would either
I don't quite know what it is. I'm still laughing about it though. You know when something just keeps popping back in and cracking you up?
I think it might be to do with the fact that the fucking LAST thing on my mind if I got hit with a pellet or a paintball would be picking up my litter.
I can't really imagine it being anything other than 'who the fuck did that, how do I find him, and how I'm gonna enjoy smashing him to a bloody pulp when I do'
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Apostle]
#23520541 - 08/07/16 10:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Apostle said:
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Sheekle said:
If I gotta take one for the team then whatever.
Yea ok.
Just don't get caught so you're drug dealers don't go to jail.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23520679 - 08/07/16 11:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Love it when Jokeshop melts 
To the guy who said I don't approach litterers, I yell at them all the time, and I pick up their shit right after too. It gets pretty old, they need a fat paintball to the dick.
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520684 - 08/07/16 11:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Was this a serious consideration of yours or did you just post it because it would get a rise out of people?
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: ModestMouse]
#23520694 - 08/07/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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pick up your trash modest mouse
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23520695 - 08/07/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Jokeshop did you just admit that you litter?
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Chakra Shock]
#23520697 - 08/07/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I second chakra shocks idea with balloons. Except, instead of water use piss
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
#23520698 - 08/07/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you were at all serious than you're more juvenile than I originally thought
And I had you pinned as quite the child
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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: ModestMouse]
#23520702 - 08/07/16 11:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Love it when modestmouse litters
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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