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Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs
    #23520247 - 08/07/16 08:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

So there's this beautiful mountain near me with some beautiful cliffs and beautiful fire pits and a beautiful trampoline and beautiful trails and it's amazing except there's all of these pieces of shit who think smashing glass bottles on the ground throughout the place is normal. Especially right near where people go cliff-jumping barefoot! And other trash n cans and all that shit

Earlier I was thinking of obviously bringing a trash bag with me next time I hike there to get rid of whatever trash I come across. But more importantly, I was thinking of going there with my friend and getting some nice silenced sniper BB guns and sniping people whenever they smash glass bottles or leave their cans on the ground, while hidden a bit in the distance.

Not in the face or anywhere where it would seriously fuck them up or anything, just some nice shots to the shins or hands to teach them a hard lesson.

What do you think of this idea?


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
    #23520255 - 08/07/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

its a trash idea, your trash.


really though broken glass is lame. people who throw trash everywhere are trash. out of sight out of mind.


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23520258 - 08/07/16 08:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Shoot them in the balls so they cant reproduce


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23520259 - 08/07/16 08:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you miss, your paintballs create more trash


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23520262 - 08/07/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

What about it is a bad idea? Crime and punishment


Technically people aren't allowed to cliff jump there so if I got the town involved nobody would be allowed to have fun there any more. I need to take action as a citizen and do what I've gotta to do stop the flow of broken glass from our natural beauty


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] * 3
    #23520263 - 08/07/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's a good way to get an aggravated assault charge. Go for it.


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: morrowasted]
    #23520264 - 08/07/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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If you miss, your paintballs create more trash



With the amount of trash I pick up there, I'd be doing like a 50-to-1 cleanup to litter ratio, and not only that, but I'd pick them up when the coast is clear sometime anyway


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23520268 - 08/07/16 08:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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It's a good way to get an aggravated assault charge. Go for it.



If I gotta take one for the team then whatever. The amount of pain they would feel from getting hit with a BB is nowhere near the amount of pain someone would feel stepping on a large chunk of broken glass with bare feet.

I wouldn't get caught if I was to do it though.

Not even sure if I would go through with this whole sniping idea, but if I do, then I wouldn't get caught.


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
    #23520271 - 08/07/16 08:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
What do you think of this idea?




I think you aint got a hair on your ass if you dont start sniping people with paint
balls for littering. after you snipe them, teabag them. drag your sweaty  little
balls all over their faces


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23520275 - 08/07/16 08:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If I do it at night, the risk of getting caught is virtually zero. I will be able to see because all the litterbugs congregate around fire pits which illuminate the surrounding area, but they won't be able to see me because I'll be hidden in the darkness. Not only that, but they travel in packs of like 10+ typically, and if they're all loud and drinking, they might even call bullshit on their littering troops getting sniped because all the voices would cover the noise.


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23520277 - 08/07/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i would suggest having someone where the cars are parked and walkie talkie who is fucking shit up. then have them smash the windows and slash the tires on the respecting vehicles, leave a note from nature saying to pick up after yourselves.


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
    #23520284 - 08/07/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Shooting people when there next to cliffs and possibly drunk n high not a good idea :notyou:
come on sheekle. Who carres wht they do calm the fuck down.


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23520286 - 08/07/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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If I gotta take one for the team then whatever.



Yea ok.

Just don't get caught so you're drug dealers don't go to jail.


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 1
    #23520294 - 08/07/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It wouldn't be close enough to the cliffs to where they could fall off, and there's many other congregated spots that aren't right near the cliffs that people litter

Check out this vid



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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle]
    #23520295 - 08/07/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Get a slingshot. Shoot them with rocks that you've written on with sharpie. Just write like "stop littering plz" and then another that says "next won't have a note"

Rocks hurt.

Sometimes I throw like an apple core or banana peel out of my car window. I've been having an internal dilemma about it for a while now. Idk if that's littering or not...but it's fruit...so...idk


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Apostle]
    #23520296 - 08/07/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you are close enough to hit them with a bb gun or paintball gun, you are in ass whooping and stabbing range. Also, a lot of bb guns look real. Good way to get yourself shot.


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #23520298 - 08/07/16 08:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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If you are close enough to hit them with a bb gun or paintball gun, you are in ass whooping and stabbing range. Also, a lot of bb guns look real. Good way to get yourself shot.



Haha, what the hell? I don't live in the Bronx or Philly so I'm pretty sure I don't have to worry about people bringing guns and knives deep into the woods to hang out with their friends at a fire pit dude:burke:


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23520299 - 08/07/16 08:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I feel like biodegradable stuff, like food, doesn't count.

to me at least.


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23520306 - 08/07/16 08:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

PatrickKn said:
It's a good way to get an aggravated assault charge. Go for it.



If I gotta take one for the team then whatever. The amount of pain they would feel from getting hit with a BB is nowhere near the amount of pain someone would feel stepping on a large chunk of broken glass with bare feet.

I wouldn't get caught if I was to do it though.

Not even sure if I would go through with this whole sniping idea, but if I do, then I wouldn't get caught.



Horse shit, you do not.have the guts.to.go.thru with it ..... Fucking.sheekele. All talk but no.fucking.action.. You are a big pussy


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Re: Sniping littering pieces of shit with BB's or paintballs [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23520308 - 08/07/16 08:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You want to answer a crime with a more serious crime. Good job. This is like the pussified American version of chopping off a thieve's hands.


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