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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23520366 - 08/07/16 09:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said: I wonder how it is that he did not know what they were. I mean, I did not understand the effects of psychedelics until I was a teen, but I remember learning about what hallucinogens, specifically shrooms and acid, were when I was in the third grade. You could've handed me a bag of shrooms when I was 8, and I would've been like "this is that drug that makes you see stuff". The fact that he didn't have any clue & couldn't grasp it when you explained it makes me think you gave a bunch of shrooms to a severely mentally handicapped individual. I hope he pulls through okay.
I never learned about shrooms in school, they taught us about many drugs but mushrooms weren't one of them, oddly enough
They didnt want you to get curious about something that might open your mind
when you dont want someone to do something, no press is better than bad press
that's the dumbest thing i've heard all day morrow please tell me you don't actually believe that the education system secretly thinks that mushrooms "open people's minds"
I lol'd
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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: goop]
#23520369 - 08/07/16 09:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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goop said: This is an alexestalex move
man i forgot how fucked up that post was. That guy has serious issues.
OP you fucked up. He has never heard of psyches and then he took 5-6 grams right off the bat. And he was hoping to get "fucked up". That was a bad thing to do no doubt.
but what ever its done now. Its acctually pretty funny too.
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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: BANANA.MAN] 2
#23520377 - 08/07/16 09:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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man i forgot how fucked up that post was. That guy has serious issues.
OP you fucked up. He has never heard of psyches and then he took 5-6 grams right off the bat. And he was hoping to get "fucked up". That was a bad thing to do no doubt.
but what ever its done now. Its acctually pretty funny too.
But OP did tell dude to only take 2.5 to 3 grams, so maybe homeless guy busted out his handy pocket scale and did a quick weigh out before partaking
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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 2
#23520379 - 08/07/16 09:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: that's the dumbest thing i've heard all day morrow please tell me you don't actually believe that the education system secretly thinks that mushrooms "open people's minds"
And that's the dumbest thing I've heard all day. Why else do you think psychedelics are illegal?
Because they make people see pink unicorns and jump out of windows. Do you think that government officials are hippies or something?
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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: Sheekle]
#23520390 - 08/07/16 09:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh he said half that bag. I read "if tou eat that bag you will have a good time" lmao.
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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23520400 - 08/07/16 09:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said: I wonder how it is that he did not know what they were. I mean, I did not understand the effects of psychedelics until I was a teen, but I remember learning about what hallucinogens, specifically shrooms and acid, were when I was in the third grade. You could've handed me a bag of shrooms when I was 8, and I would've been like "this is that drug that makes you see stuff". The fact that he didn't have any clue & couldn't grasp it when you explained it makes me think you gave a bunch of shrooms to a severely mentally handicapped individual. I hope he pulls through okay.
Oh my god i shouldnt be laughing right now but i totally am. I hope OP can tell when people are severly disabled or this is not going to end well.
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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: BANANA.MAN] 1
#23520414 - 08/07/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I wanna know how his trip went!!
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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: Sheekle] 2
#23520416 - 08/07/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Because they make people see pink unicorns and jump out of windows.
Ah yes, I forgot. Because the government are so concerned about my wellbeing that they go through all the hassle of making/keeping plants illegal *just* in case I become one of those 1-2 people a year that do that.
No, I'm sure they'd far rather I buy a massive bottle of vodka at 10am and proceed to mow innocents down or become another of the 9000 or so a year (in the UK alone) that die due to it.
Wake up Sheekle.
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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: morrowasted]
#23520421 - 08/07/16 09:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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bad news written all over it for sure. A crazy homeless guy threw a fucking telephone pole onto the freeway around where I lived which killed some dude on his way home from work.
I always see the homeless people running around like such lunatics here im surprised more people arent getting killed all the time.
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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: Matt87] 1
#23520422 - 08/07/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Matt87 said: I wanna know how his trip went!!
Me too.
OP shoulda planted a tracker on his ass so he could find him later for a post trip interview/review.
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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: Niffla] 4
#23520428 - 08/07/16 09:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lol thatd be sick. Maybe he'll make an acount here afterwards
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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 3
#23520457 - 08/07/16 09:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Because they make people see pink unicorns and jump out of windows.
Ah yes, I forgot. Because the government are so concerned about my wellbeing that they go through all the hassle of making/keeping plants illegal *just* in case I become one of those 1-2 people a year that do that.
No, I'm sure they'd far rather I buy a massive bottle of vodka at 10am and proceed to mow innocents down or become another of the 9000 or so a year (in the UK alone) that die due to it.
Wake up Sheekle.

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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: Sheekle]
#23520466 - 08/07/16 09:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: That response gets weaker every time you use it. It just makes you look like a moron with nothing of any value to add and who is incapable of upholding their original point.
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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: danielx]
#23520477 - 08/07/16 09:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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bad news written all over it for sure.
A crazy homeless guy threw a fucking telephone pole onto the freeway around where I lived which killed some dude on his way home from work.
I always see the homeless people running around like such lunatics here im surprised more people arent getting killed all the time.
I'm sorry but that shit had me rolling. How in the FUCK does a human throw a telephone pole! Scientists should be studying that man

But yeah seriously, I'm also very surprised there aren't more crazy/homeless---->normie altercations.
Ps just crossed out the bad news bit bc I wanted to focus on a man lifting and throwing a telephone pole
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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: goldcaphunter]
#23520487 - 08/07/16 09:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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goldcaphunter said: How in the FUCK does a human throw a telephone pole! Scientists should be studying that man
Have you ever seen the shit on video people pull when outa-control high on shit like PCP? I've seen vids of dudes standing up to tazers and beanbags. All kinda shit. It really wouldn't surprise me anymore. Not after I saw the face eating dude. I think that kinda blew a funny fuse (or more like a surprise fuse).
I haven't found a single thing that a human has done to surprise me ever since..
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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: Sheekle]
#23520495 - 08/07/16 09:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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that's the dumbest thing i've heard all day morrow please tell me you don't actually believe that the education system secretly thinks that mushrooms "open people's minds"
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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: goldcaphunter] 1
#23520498 - 08/07/16 09:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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from what I gathered, he was on top of a huge hill that looked down onto the freeway. Id wager gravity did most of the work. But never underestimate the power of a crazy man on drugs
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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: danielx]
#23520505 - 08/07/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's just...holy shit. It's so BIG compared to a person!
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Ah...I see. That whole situation is much less comical when imagining it compared to what you had me picturing before kinda disappointed honestly.
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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: danielx]
#23520510 - 08/07/16 09:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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danielx said: from what I gathered, he was on top of a huge hill that looked down onto the freeway. Id wager gravity did most of the work. But never underestimate the power of a crazy man on drugs
This happen in Dallas by any chance?
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Re: I gave a bag of mushrooms to a homeless person [Re: Niffla] 1
#23520589 - 08/07/16 10:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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nah southern California.
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