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OfflineBroly
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mischievous things you've done as a kid?
    #23519238 - 08/07/16 03:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Any stories of funny mischievous things you've done in our out of school as a kid?

I remember flooding the bathrooms for fun , lighting fires for fun , one almost got out of control and the neighbors had to hose it down. The community alert post was on fire. Was quite a Pyro maniac as a kid lol , glad that's past me. The kids who also lit the fire got pulled up on by an ex navy seal or something he took pictures of them all sketchy it was fucking hilarious , he even took a picture of their shoe!

i remember in elementary we used to make hornets out of paper and shoot them at each other. One day some savage kid took a shish kabob stick and launched into some kids leg and it went through flesh got pretty deep in his leg lol


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Re: mischievous things you've done as a kid? [Re: Broly]
    #23519241 - 08/07/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Poop in a bottle
Get my penis stuck in a bottle...baby


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Re: mischievous things you've done as a kid? [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23519256 - 08/07/16 03:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My little clique of deviants would "turd-burgle" kids taking shits in stalls in highschool during our lunch period.

We'd all-out Van Damme the stall door.

Wtf is a turd burglar?


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Re: mischievous things you've done as a kid? [Re: plasma]
    #23519275 - 08/07/16 03:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

apparently when I was really little I would wake up and get out of my room constantly and go into my parents room, stare at them until they woke up, and then ask them questions about animals(the one that my dad seems to remember is 'do rhinocerouses have tongues?') 

I actually got so bad about it that they reversed the lock on my bedroom door and locked me in because I kept falling down the stairs.

That's totally a fire hazard but ehh it was the '90's whatever :shrug:


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Re: mischievous things you've done as a kid? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23519281 - 08/07/16 03:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Literally too many to list. Probably easier to list the things I didn't do...


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Re: mischievous things you've done as a kid? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23519307 - 08/07/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I did all kinds of shit. I recall shoplifting this little reindeer from a cool place called Peddler's Village. I told my sister who ratted me out. :sad: I never did learn to not tell her certain things, and that was far from the last time she tattled. I have fond memories of chucking grapes out of the bus window at pedestrians during field trips. This wasn't  mischievous per se, but we used to make creepy crawlers & hustle them. 5-10 cents for the smaller ones. 25 cents for bigger ones, and 75 cents for the ones you could put on pencils to make goblins & shit. Funny how years later the hustle became drugs. We were little deviants in training. :lol: Then during the magic the gathering craze, I'd make counterfeits of the rarest cards. They actually looked pretty good, but people weren't fooled. I wish I could remember more, but I'm drawing a blank. We did all kinds of shit, and usually got caught.


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Re: mischievous things you've done as a kid? [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23519320 - 08/07/16 03:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Peddlers Village is a cool place. I like going there in the fall.


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Re: mischievous things you've done as a kid? [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23519323 - 08/07/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

When i started drinking as a teen I would replace my moms vodka with water lol



Edit:  typo lol


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Re: mischievous things you've done as a kid? [Re: Big Worm]
    #23519348 - 08/07/16 03:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: my parents still have a vodka bottle filled with water somewhere I believe. They don't booze, so it just sits there. Also not  mischievous, just dumb as fuck.....but I definitely smoked weed on the school bus once when I was in high school. Everyone smelled it but the bus driver.

Boomer - ever go there around Christmas? That was my favorite time. There's a restaurant there that has the best fries I've ever had. I forget what it's called though. I should go this year.


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Re: mischievous things you've done as a kid? [Re: Dark_Star] * 1
    #23519351 - 08/07/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Man dark star since I've sobered up you're not as half bad as when i was higher then a satellite. You are actually a pretty funny person , purveyor of artisan cheese that's fucking funny dude. Plus the grape story is funny as fuck. I guess I found you smug  and annoying because you were saying stuff I didn't like to hear , and trust me under the influence you can be quite annoying. But I apologize man you are kind of knowledge able and probably didn't mean to offend me.

You still remain a quite mysterious and controversial person to me though lol


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Re: mischievous things you've done as a kid? [Re: Broly] * 1
    #23519361 - 08/07/16 03:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:hug: it's all good man. I used to think all kinds of shit when I was high all the time. I can definitely see where I come off as smug too. I don't mean to be, but it certainly happens.


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Re: mischievous things you've done as a kid? [Re: Boomer The Great]
    #23519369 - 08/07/16 04:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Boomer The Great said:
Peddlers Village is a cool place. I like going there in the fall.






That whole area is so neat and just super pretty. I have a friend that grew up in this crazy mansion outside of new hope that used to be a gay nightclub in the '80's. His room was the dj booth and the walls were clear glass and it overlooked this crazy 'great room'.


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Re: mischievous things you've done as a kid? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23519396 - 08/07/16 04:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

throwin snowballs at cars. fun times were had


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Re: mischievous things you've done as a kid? [Re: LSDeez]
    #23519400 - 08/07/16 04:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I was maybe 5 or 6 and found some empty glass coke bottles outside.  I stuck the tops in the gutter drain, stomped down to break them off, and then put a broken glass bottom behind/under the tires to my neighbors 2 cars.

He drove in one and popped all his tires.  He found the other ones under his other car tires.


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Re: mischievous things you've done as a kid? [Re: Broly] * 1
    #23519403 - 08/07/16 04:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Too many to name. My city's PD knew me by name. I was that kid that no one's parents wanted them hanging out with because I was a bad influence. It's not even a guess or suspicion, they told me as much. I'm kind of ashamed of all the shit I've done honestly. I will say before I straightened up I had crossed into felonies and putting people's lives in danger. It's just by pure luck that no one ever was seriously injured or killed by my ridiculous behavior.

Edit: One I can share is that I remember intentionally trying to derail a train. We used to put rocks and shit on the tracks so when they came through it would sound like a machine gun going off or something. Me and some friends ended up taking it way passed rocks though. Thankfully for my own sake it takes a lot more to derail a train than a 12 year old would think.


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    #23519415 - 08/07/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: mischievous things you've done as a kid? [Re: Broly] * 1
    #23519427 - 08/07/16 04:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: mischievous things you've done as a kid? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23519443 - 08/07/16 04:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I started a forest fire :fire:


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Re: mischievous things you've done as a kid? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23519446 - 08/07/16 04:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Dipped my hands in red paint and made streaked hand prints up a wall and told a younger kid than me that there was a dangerous knife killer on the loose.

Her father had a few choice words to say to me some days after.


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Re: mischievous things you've done as a kid? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23519448 - 08/07/16 04:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Junior high school my friend hacked the computer text system and we messaged the principal " die you fat fuck."  Immediately over the intercom "Everyone on computers come to the front office!"


Another friend would print off 5 dollar bills, so I saved all my lunch money for weed and the lunchladies took all the counterfeits.


Catching bees in the field, release them in the school hallways.


Set the fire extinguisher off in class; jump out window.  Jump back in through the window when teacher goes out to catch me.  Claim to principal I was trying to fix the ring and it went off, his student aid backs me up that it was broken.


Bend paperclips into W shapes, call them "ravens" and shoot them with a rubber band.  Bent staples worked great too, great for in class harrasment.


Pick all the cheap combination locks with a bobby pin, switch them around.


Make explosives out of Piccalo Pete powder every 4th:



Using them to blow up other stuff... Good times.


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2)Amanita (urine drank twice)
3)Mushrooms > Achuma 16"+cid(still need higher dose Achuma)> Cid (still need high dose)
4)Morning Glory-HBWR (+cumin, cinnamon aldehyde adducts) > Methyl chavicol (need more activators)
5)Salvia (need to try quid)


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