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Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? * 1
    #23518986 - 08/07/16 01:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Which DRUG would you elect as the next president in November?

I would elect Ayahuasca as the 45th president of the United States so that the Healing can begin and your government can Purge itself of diseased elements, like the influence oif lobby groups on party politics and the stranglehold the federal reserve has on the nation's economy.



As vice president, Herb because y'all need to chill out and reflect on what to do with your country, which begins with legalization of herb.



Which drugs would you elect President and Vice President?


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23518988 - 08/07/16 01:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I say Aya too. It's the most intelligent force I have ever known.


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #23519021 - 08/07/16 01:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23519028 - 08/07/16 01:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Cocaine


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Cosmic_Flame] * 1
    #23519030 - 08/07/16 01:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Cosmic_Flame] * 1
    #23519034 - 08/07/16 01:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 2
    #23519045 - 08/07/16 01:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Cosmic_Flame] * 3
    #23519049 - 08/07/16 01:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'd vote for lsd

But internal corruption would put jenkem in office


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23519060 - 08/07/16 02:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Lsd or MXE


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23519066 - 08/07/16 02:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

1P-LSD. Only reason I chose it over LSD is because 1P is the new young guy with charisma and America loves young new cool presidents.


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Asante] * 5
    #23519074 - 08/07/16 02:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

scopolamine

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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: demiu5]
    #23519082 - 08/07/16 02:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

They'd speak the truth and wouldnt know it :grin:

Actually a bad idea, tropanes are very sinister.


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Asante]
    #23519092 - 08/07/16 02:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

well, you picked the obvious
shrooms wuld be nice, maybe a bit too optemistic though
maybe iboga because its supposed to give you those truths you dont want, which is what we need.


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: demiu5]
    #23519097 - 08/07/16 02:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I feel like deliriants would create a total nightmarish dystopia. We'd have no memory of it, but that would be because of all the mandatory brain surgery.


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: nooneman]
    #23519104 - 08/07/16 02:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

At least we'd have plenty of invisible cigarettes to smoke


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23519115 - 08/07/16 02:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This is true. Invisible cigarettes for everyone! I feel like that would be part of the campaign platform.


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: specialpeopleclub]
    #23519118 - 08/07/16 02:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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well, you picked the obvious
shrooms wuld be nice, maybe a bit too optemistic though
maybe iboga because its supposed to give you those truths you dont want, which is what we need.





Iboga, suddenly America is unaddicted of everything. Big Pharma would be furious :rockon:

Iboga would be a VERY good choice actually.




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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Asante]
    #23519123 - 08/07/16 02:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:lsdabc: for president and MDMA for vice president. :raver2: I would vote for ayahuasca or DMT, but those psychs are a little too extreme for the average person.


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Space Elf] * 1
    #23519187 - 08/07/16 02:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Iboga clearly doesn't have a chance in this election. I don't know why you'd throw your vote away like that. Are you just going to let Marijuana take over your children's lives like that by throwing away your vote? Do the responsible thing, vote Cocaine. If we come together on this we can get cocaine into office and not suffer 4 more years of a Purple Haze.

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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Asante]
    #23519197 - 08/07/16 02:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Id probably still vote shrooms or pot, even if iboga seems like it knows what its doing
Shrooms would get distracted n the metaphysicl comlexities of the universe, and pot wold just wanna dance to some alternative rock and maybe bang an Asian so it wouldnt feel so homesick


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: specialpeopleclub] * 1
    #23519260 - 08/07/16 03:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Meth. Let's turn the country up! Start a few wars, do some scuzzy shit for money. Steal where we can and generally be bad people.


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #23519278 - 08/07/16 03:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Meth. Let's turn the country up! Start a few wars, do some scuzzy shit for money. Steal where we can and generally be bad people.



LOL. Can you imagine the debauchery...


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #23519354 - 08/07/16 03:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

But can you imagine the cleanliness? Every house and every sidewalk in every city would fucking SHINE.

Also I feel like cocaine would be exactly like Donald Trump: "I'm the greatest. There's never been anyone greater than me. I will make your life great again. It's gonna be so great you can't even imagine how great it'll be. I'm a winner, and you can be too. Be a winner like me, vote Cocaine!"


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Asante] * 4
    #23519388 - 08/07/16 04:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

MDMA & LSD cause the world needs more love & understanding. The pretty colors don't hurt either.


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23519409 - 08/07/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: nooneman] * 2
    #23519422 - 08/07/16 04:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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But can you imagine the cleanliness? Every house and every sidewalk in every city would fucking SHINE.

Also I feel like cocaine would be exactly like Donald Trump: "I'm the greatest. There's never been anyone greater than me. I will make your life great again. It's gonna be so great you can't even imagine how great it'll be. I'm a winner, and you can be too. Be a winner like me, vote Cocaine!"




Trump is totally cocaine, Hillary strikes me as meth, less ego but just as sinister.


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23519423 - 08/07/16 04:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I feel like if LSD got elected, America would become a technicolor fantasy land combined with lots of high technology. Castles with computers and automatic conveyor belts for moving people. Medieval villages with free wifi and orgies. Virtual and augmented reality everywhere. New York would build fantastic stone towers right next to completely modern buildings. There would be all sorts of neon lights and beams that slowly change color along and inside the sidewalk for no reason other than aesthetics. Also, self driving cars would be everywhere.

And everyone would love each other and there would be no more war and everyone would always reach their full potential :sunny:


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: nooneman]
    #23519544 - 08/07/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I already plan on voting for jenkem this November


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23519764 - 08/07/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i'll throw my support behind ayahuasca for president too :smile:


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: deff]
    #23519767 - 08/07/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Methinks you should have added a poll to OP Asante! Looks like Aya is in the lead!!


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: deff] * 1
    #23519776 - 08/07/16 06:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I want Valium for prez.
His state of the Union address would just be him singing a soothing hymn. Instead of going to war we'd send people to other countries to stumble around and lose their keys.


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #23519805 - 08/07/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I already plan on voting for jenkem this November



If Trump is Coke and Hilary Meth, which one is Jenkem?


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23519880 - 08/07/16 06:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Bernie is


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Asante]
    #23520124 - 08/07/16 07:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23520199 - 08/07/16 08:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

All these responses are great, but we all know who the real winner is, and who will really get shit done. Coffee.


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    #23520244 - 08/07/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Heroin. We'd all be a OK.


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Re: Which DRUG would you elect as the 45th president in November? [Re: SunnyD]
    #23520267 - 08/07/16 08:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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