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should i or shouldn't i?
    #23517678 - 08/07/16 02:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

So, I just went to a new bar to meet up with a friend of mine. She ended up never coming through. But, I decided to stay at the bar and have a few drinks anyway.

So god damn, I got hit on by like half the people in there. Bizarre experience for me. Remember, a few years ago, the roles were reversed. I'm not used to being hit on by strangers, much less to the extent that I'm about to describe. I'm still pretty gobsmacked that this is apparently how it goes down for me now.

It started with a man (a) who kept on getting in my way as I was trying to get through narrow spaces. The first time he did it, I was like "wow, either he did that on purpose or he's really drunk." The second time he was way more obvious about it and I was like "ok this guy is seriously trying to hit on me by getting in my way" and then I sidestepped him and walked past him.

Then I met a woman (b) who initially invited me to a ladies-only Wii Bowling match, which never came to fruition. But, she was obviously interested in talking to me, and made physical contact with me in the smoking area. We talked a bit about our careers. She's a software engineer. I told her about how I'm studying biochemistry, and she was impressed. She told me that her dad was a biochemist, and mentioned that he left behind notes that she can't read. I'm actually somewhat attracted to woman (b). She is thick, she has a deep voice and a genuine sense of humor, and she wears a pretty dress. I like her. I think she might be a dyke.

Then we go inside and I meet a man (c) who I learn is woman (b)'s boyfriend. He's almost Chong-like, with long, jet-black hair and a thick beard, and has the same sort of tone of voice as Tommy Chong. He was very inhibited at first but he quickly opened up.

Turns out man (a) is man (c) and woman (b)'s boss. They all work for the same game developer. Man (a) is extremely touchy. Can't keep his hands off me. I was incredulous at how he literally couldn't seem to stop touching me. He was sliding his hand up my shirt and so on. I was introduced to woman (d) who is man (a)'s wife. I asked man (a) if his wife was ok with him touching me the way he was, and he sorta laughed and then got even more grabby. OK.

Man (a) went outside to sort out his uber. I told man (c) that I was trans and that I wasn't used to having guys hit on me so intensely. Man (c) told me that he's couldn't tell that I was trans, but that he is attracted to trans women. Man (c) wraps his fingers around my thigh.

There's a lot more characters and events to this story but I think I'm going to release this as a multi-part series because I'm tired and drunk and already decided that I'm staying home by myself tonight :loldongs:


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Re: should i or shouldn't i? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23517684 - 08/07/16 02:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

fresh meat, don't it feel gud


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Re: should i or shouldn't i? [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23517687 - 08/07/16 02:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Should or shouldn't you fuck that guy? I think you should. Enjoy life


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Re: should i or shouldn't i? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23517694 - 08/07/16 03:03 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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ReposadoXochipilli said:
fresh meat, don't it feel gud




So much fresh meat

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Seriously_trippin said:
Should or shouldn't you fuck that guy? I think you should. Enjoy life




Should I or shouldn't I go have a drunken threesome with that guy (c) and his girlfriend (b) tonight? That's the question of this thread. I decided not to, because I like them both and would like to have a deeper relationship with them. But am I sacrificing that relationship by staying home tonight? Or would I be sacrificing that relationship by joining them tonight? I guess that's the real question of this thread.


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Re: should i or shouldn't i? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23517697 - 08/07/16 03:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

bang them both so well that there is no sacrifice unless that act is one to you.

no reason you can't have your cake and eat it also in this situation.


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Re: should i or shouldn't i? [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23517706 - 08/07/16 03:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

He already asked me out for tomorrow. I guess I'm worried that if I go tonight, they'll think less of me? But I'm also worried that they won't be interested once they've sobered up.

I'm feeling pretty goddamn overwhelmed right now. I just got felt up by two guys and two girls out of nowhere and it was evident that not only they, but many other patrons of that bar wanted to fuck me.

Again, remember that just a couple years ago, everybody ignored me at every bar and every party I went to

Overwhelmed. I'm very comfy here at home by myself right now


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Re: should i or shouldn't i? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #23517710 - 08/07/16 03:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You know what I'm going to be real with you. I've loved romance and the idea of an ideal future but I gotta get some practice and exploration on what I'm like. Part of that is having hot random sex and as long as I'm safe about it and it makes me happy and don't have a "love" for that person but at least a lust . This has happened a handful of times and I courted this woman I like and she was all sorts of impressed but eventually had to stop a relationship but said she still liked sex . Now I'm being strong and confident with her and it's interesting the shit out of her and me. And I would've never known if I wasn't horny and just did it. The last two relationships I worked for months doing the same thing with a chick that was not sexual at all and one that didn't work. I  was highly religious a few years ago too so I didn't even ask for the stuff I really wanted. Point is,have fun if that's what you want. Either way enjoy the attention yo


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Re: should i or shouldn't i? [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 1
    #23517718 - 08/07/16 03:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

sounds like this was a perfect exposure to the situations you want. hot them up tomorrow and do as my before post says, fuck til your eyes are crossed.


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Re: should i or shouldn't i? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23517735 - 08/07/16 03:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

What kind of hole in the wall are we talking about here?


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Re: should i or shouldn't i? [Re: shadyy]
    #23517764 - 08/07/16 03:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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ReposadoXochipilli said:
sounds like this was a perfect exposure to the situations you want. hot them up tomorrow and do as my before post says, fuck til your eyes are crossed.




Yeah, this is basically the plan for the moment. I really liked both of them. I'm just keeping my fingers crossed they're still interested tomorrow.

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i hate liz said:
What kind of hole in the wall are we talking about here?




It's this divey bar a few blocks away from where I live.

It's weird, I usually go to gay bars when I'm interested in meeting people, but it never works out for me. Then I go to this straight, divey-ass bar without the intent of meeting anybody and almost everybody there is hanging off my dick. In fact I have so many people hanging off my dick there that all I can do in good conscience is go home and make a thread about it in the pub @_@


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Re: should i or shouldn't i? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23517812 - 08/07/16 04:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: should i or shouldn't i? [Re: shadyy]
    #23517876 - 08/07/16 05:38 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

SR

Lube your anus before you meet with this trio again

From the sounds of things all 3 want a piece of that tranny ass


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Re: should i or shouldn't i? [Re: plasma]
    #23518245 - 08/07/16 09:45 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

meet up with them and see what happens, I think you should do this with as many of these people which you are interested in

then come back and tell us what happens

I feel that in any well lived life there is a time like yours, enjoy it


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Re: should i or shouldn't i? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #23518253 - 08/07/16 09:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

sounds like a bar full of rapists i couldnt imagine rubbing strangers bodies upon meeting them you should avoid them


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Re: should i or shouldn't i? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 2
    #23518255 - 08/07/16 09:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you don't mind being fetishized, go for it.

Also, how long were this guy's fingers that he was able to wrap them around your thigh?  That sounds like something only an alien or Manute Bol could do.


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Re: should i or shouldn't i? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23518261 - 08/07/16 09:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

lol
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Also, how long were this guy's fingers that he was able to wrap them around your thigh?  That sounds like something only an alien or Manute Bol could do.




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Re: should i or shouldn't i? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 2
    #23518299 - 08/07/16 10:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You should dry smash both of their shit boxes.  Do that as often as possible while you still can.


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Re: should i or shouldn't i? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23518363 - 08/07/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
If you don't mind being fetishized, go for it.




I do, actually. Sigh.

Quote:

Also, how long were this guy's fingers that he was able to wrap them around your thigh?  That sounds like something only an alien or Manute Bol could do.




:ilold:

Like... (π/2)? I'd guess? Something like that?


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Re: should i or shouldn't i? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23518707 - 08/07/16 12:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sophistic Radiance said:
Quote:

ReposadoXochipilli said:
fresh meat, don't it feel gud




So much fresh meat

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Seriously_trippin said:
Should or shouldn't you fuck that guy? I think you should. Enjoy life




Should I or shouldn't I go have a drunken threesome with that guy (c) and his girlfriend (b) tonight? That's the question of this thread. I decided not to, because I like them both and would like to have a deeper relationship with them. But am I sacrificing that relationship by staying home tonight? Or would I be sacrificing that relationship by joining them tonight? I guess that's the real question of this thread.



DONT DO A THREESOME IF YOU WANT A MEANNGFUL RELATIONSHIP, TRUST ME


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Re: should i or shouldn't i? [Re: Aedium]
    #23518716 - 08/07/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

TheMovement convinced me that I need to try more sexually taboo things.  Don't piss on my parade, ok.


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