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OfflineDpRwav
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Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. * 1
    #23513937 - 08/05/16 07:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

There i said it.

Discuss. Do you know of fat people breaking toilet seats? At work? In your own home?!

How do we go about resolving dysfunctional toilet seats everywhere?


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav]
    #23513952 - 08/05/16 07:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23513967 - 08/05/16 07:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This thread is the lolz.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav]
    #23513986 - 08/05/16 07:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

People actually sit on toilet seats at work?


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23513988 - 08/05/16 07:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

A toilet can support like 500 pounds....

If a guy breaks a toilet, the toilet isn't the problem...


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav]
    #23514025 - 08/05/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

The only broken toilet seat I've really ever noticed was in my own house and it wasn't cuz of fat people. It's because it was old as fuck on top of being the cheapest piece of shit the store offered when my grandparents bought it. Oh and cuz I used to hide my porn mags in this cabinet like thing above our shower and the only way for me to reach it was to put one foot on the tub and one of the toilet. They're still up there too but I don't use them anymore. I wonder who will find them.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #23514032 - 08/05/16 07:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

chicksgrowtoo said:
People actually sit on toilet seats at work?



It took me a while to get my head round that one too. Nothing like the joy of your own toilet seat at home.. but those work ones? Fuck, they take some getting used to.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav]
    #23514044 - 08/05/16 07:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Fucking real talk. I make a nice tp cushion on toilets I sit on, excluding my own. The ones at one of my jobs are always busted and sliding about. One has completely busted. I know who the ruffians are!!!

Sometimes I'm tempted to bring the tightener and gloves to tighten them for my own comfort.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo]
    #23514069 - 08/05/16 07:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Some people I used to live with would leave shit stains on the back of the toilet seat


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23514077 - 08/05/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:awedisgust:


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo]
    #23514085 - 08/05/16 07:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I once smashed a toilet with a fire extinguisher at a squat party. I had no idea porcelain breaks so easy....


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23514093 - 08/05/16 07:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ruffians I tell you.....


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo] * 1
    #23514095 - 08/05/16 07:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I do my best pachoo!


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo]
    #23514108 - 08/05/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

pachoo said:
:awedisgust:




Yeah, consistently.

That's just the tip of the iceberg too

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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23514114 - 08/05/16 07:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

People need to defecate where there bosses work


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Buckthorn]
    #23514120 - 08/05/16 07:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

when i was a kid we were havin a big family party nd my uncles wife was huuuge. she weighed like 600lbs

so she sat on the toilet and broke it nd my younger 8 year old cousin pretty much broke the news to the whole party that my aunt did it and announced it loud

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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Buckthorn]
    #23514135 - 08/05/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Foamy said:
People need to defecate where there bosses work



Ever been in the executive toilets in a skyscraper? Man, those guys got it fucking good. All they need is hookers and coke to go with all those marble surfaces and they'd be laughing!!


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23514142 - 08/05/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
I once smashed a toilet with a fire extinguisher at a squat party. I had no idea porcelain breaks so easy....




Classy move. It better have been the only toilet in the building.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: EllisDSox]
    #23514154 - 08/05/16 08:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It was that old club SE1, on the 'sarf side of the river, after it got closed down. Remember that one? Me and my mate actually trashed the entire gents toilets...


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23514172 - 08/05/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You used to go there for Jack's or whatever it was? That place was pretty good at times, in spite of the music. I haven't fire extinguisher rampaged for a long time. I'm getting complacent.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: EllisDSox]
    #23514188 - 08/05/16 08:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I actually never went there when it was a 'proper' club - only once the squatters got their grubby little mitts on it.

That reminds me, I'm due a fireworks rampage. It's been a couple of years now since I set off fireworks on an old couch on some back street in Islington and started a fire after a night of clubbing.

I'll bring the fireworks, you bring the extinguisher. Obviously not to be used in conjunction, but against the more random objects we can lay our hands on.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav] * 1
    #23514195 - 08/05/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ac1dHeaD said:
Do you know of fat people breaking toilet seats? At work? In your own home?!

How do we go about resolving dysfunctional toilet seats everywhere?






remove the toilet seats and ban them from bathrooms, if there's no toilet seat then there's no seat to be broken


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23514198 - 08/05/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Genius!!!!

:guiltyascharged:


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23514205 - 08/05/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Rampage smash. I'm not sure I can even get drunk enough to rampage without caring about the consequences anymore, but maybe some life threatening combination of benzos and speed could do it if I really committed.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo]
    #23514206 - 08/05/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

we already know you'll use 3 rolls of flushable butt cushioning anyway so it's not like you'll miss them


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23514208 - 08/05/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Force everyone to bring their own toilet seat from home.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23514211 - 08/05/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Exactly. It's like you almost know the real me.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo]
    #23514223 - 08/05/16 08:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Exactly. It's like you almost know the real me.





I'm in the stall next to you, I know you post on facebook when you're on the toilet


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23514225 - 08/05/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Wrong!!! I post on the shroomery.

Hah!


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo] * 1
    #23514228 - 08/05/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

BERSERK DESTROYER said:
Force everyone to bring their own toilet seat from home.







Quote:

pachoo said:
Wrong!!! I post on the shroomery.

Hah!





I had a Hungarian girl that used to call me every time she went to the bathroom


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: EllisDSox]
    #23514230 - 08/05/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

BERSERK DESTROYER said:
Rampage smash. I'm not sure I can even get drunk enough to rampage without caring about the consequences anymore, but maybe some life threatening combination of benzos and speed could do it if I really committed.



Yeah life kinda does that to you doesn't it. Age gets you thinking about all the possible consequences a good old fashioned rampage smash can have. My partner in crime when it comes to such things now drives a £50k Merc and wears a £3.5k watch, but occassionally, if I catch him in the right mood, we can live out those glorious days of our youth..

In fact, oddly connected story, got chatting to a dude working behind the counter in a Pret today who invited me to a squat party in the woods at the end of the month. I'm really tempted, although I don't fancy going head to head with a tree....


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23514232 - 08/05/16 08:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Was it her comfort spot? I get my best ideas on the toilet.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo]
    #23514248 - 08/05/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

it may have been, it may also have been the only place her dad and brothers wouldnt tease her about talking to a guy


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23514250 - 08/05/16 08:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Yeah life kinda does that to you doesn't it. Age gets you thinking about all the possible consequences a good old fashioned rampage smash can have. My partner in crime when it comes to such things now drives a £50k Merc and wears a £3.5k watch, but occassionally, if I catch him in the right mood, we can live out those glorious days of our youth..

In fact, oddly connected story, got chatting to a dude working behind the counter in a Pret today who invited me to a squat party in the woods at the end of the month. I'm really tempted, although I don't fancy going head to head with a tree....




I don't have an excessively expensive watch to lose or anything, I'd just feel like a dickhead destroying random objects for the sake of it. I could try and do tactical rampages, but I think that just amounts to really poorly planned, ineffective terrorism.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23514260 - 08/05/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Were you in hiiiigh school?

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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: EllisDSox]
    #23514270 - 08/05/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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I'd just feel like a dickhead destroying random objects for the sake of it.



I think I said too much.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


Edited by Jokeshopbeard (08/05/16 10:48 PM)


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo] * 1
    #23514283 - 08/05/16 08:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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pachoo said:
Were you in hiiiigh school?

:ohyou:





no. I was 23, she was 20

her father and uncle abducted me from the street one day, took me to their
house and got me liquored up on home made peach brandy.


they also fed me their manly hungarian sausages :naughty:


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23514295 - 08/05/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Well hot fucking dog.

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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo]
    #23514695 - 08/05/16 11:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Toilet seats move UP and DOWN. Not left and right.

America needs industrial strength toilet seats or at least be welded down so that even tons of weight moving about it while wiping and what not will not jar it from its intended leverage abilities.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav] * 1
    #23514699 - 08/05/16 11:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you're gonna "weld" the lid down, why not just make the toilet lidless like in jail or whatever?

I mean if you're okay with everything that's on them in public anyways. I'd like to keep convincing myself that when I have to shit and can't hold it, that people actually put the lid up and know how to aim their bodily waste so I'm not sitting on the piss, shit and puke of 100,000 men.

And no, I won't do the hover thing either.. The people who do that are probably the ones largely responsible for making the seat disgusting enough that people feel the need to do that in the first place.

Also while it's on my mind:

God I hate that.


Edited by Shroomslip (08/05/16 11:23 PM)


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23514714 - 08/05/16 11:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

When i take a shit at work i bring bleach with me and gloves and wipe that shit down and then put layers of tp on the seat.

People are gross.

But yea exactly or that. I dont know why that hasnt already become a widespread thing. Who are we trying to convince that obesity isnt an issue? Im almost certain obesity is a direct cause of malfunctioning toilet seats.

And :lol:


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav]
    #23514863 - 08/06/16 01:08 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I used to be pretty fuckin fat and I've never broke a toilet seat, but I did break a chair. It was a nice chair that was a part of an expensive dining room set.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #23514874 - 08/06/16 01:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Here we have a solution for your fat ass needs


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #23514888 - 08/06/16 01:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

May I ask just what the fuck men are doing in the public restrooms to be breaking the toilet so often? Rarely have I ever seen this in my life...


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: trees]
    #23514889 - 08/06/16 01:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23514895 - 08/06/16 01:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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May I ask just what the fuck men are doing in the public restrooms to be breaking the toilet so often? Rarely have I ever seen this in my life...




You may be the most sexist individual I have ever encountered :cookiemonster:

Gender is completely irrelevant


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23514897 - 08/06/16 01:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Thank you.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23514901 - 08/06/16 01:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

Crystal G said:
May I ask just what the fuck men are doing in the public restrooms to be breaking the toilet so often? Rarely have I ever seen this in my life...




You may be the most sexist individual I have ever encountered :cookiemonster:

Gender is completely irrelevant





Jesus dude you whine about literally the dumbest shit :facepalm:





No genuinely, I am curious what goes on in men's bathrooms for this to be happening at such an alarming frequency...


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23514906 - 08/06/16 01:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Who said anything about frequency?


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: trees]
    #23514909 - 08/06/16 01:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Here we have a solution for your fat ass needs




LOL
even when I was a fat fuck I was never so big that I had issues with a goddamn toilet seat, that's just horrible.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav]
    #23514913 - 08/06/16 01:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Who said anything about frequency?




Just based on the numbers of posters who replied talking about broken or smashed or crooked toilet seats.

Seriously, what is going on in those bathrooms?


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #23514915 - 08/06/16 01:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Think critically crystal G.. Its not men in bathrooms breaking seats. Its FAT people of ALL gender taking shits, squirming around to wipe their fat asses, reaching for toilet paper, and straining the screws or whatever holding the seat in place to the point that the seat slides LEFT and RIGHT. Which is not natural.

They go UP and DOWN only.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23514918 - 08/06/16 01:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

There is no base in the amount of posters on this thread that directly correlates to whatever you think goes on in mens bathrooms.

Well there might be but thats another discussion.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23514919 - 08/06/16 01:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Jesus dude you whine about literally the dumbest shit :facepalm:


No genuinely, I am curious what goes on in men's bathrooms for this to be happening at such an alarming frequency...




Deflection and strawman, followed by doubling down on your sexist bullshit.
Frankly, I'm genuinely surprised and moderately entertained by your blatant prejudice.


Dear journal, today a SJW accused me of whining.
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav]
    #23514923 - 08/06/16 01:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have never seen a broken toilet seat, except in the dormitories where a group of frat boys destroyed the bathroom by crushing the entire ceiling, which came crumbling down on all the toilets. That was a unisex bathroom.

Are you really getting pissed though just because I implied it's not a common occurrence in women's restrooms? :lol: Jesus dude and I thought SJW millenials were bad...


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23514926 - 08/06/16 01:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Deflection and strawman, followed by doubling down on your sexist bullshit.
Frankly, I'm genuinely surprised and moderately entertained by your blatant prejudice.


Dear journal, today a SJW accused me of whining.
:philososloth:




:lolsy:

Calls me an SJW, when this is quite possibly the most ludicrous complaint about sexism in the making of history

No really, this is surely a monumental historical event, to be able to make complaints about something as absurd as this

I didn't think anybody could ever take it this far, and yet here you are

I crown you SJW queen of the universe


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: trees]
    #23514932 - 08/06/16 01:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Here we have a solution for your fat ass needs






I have a very strange desire to try one of those seats. A brand new one just for me.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23514934 - 08/06/16 01:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Im not pissed.

It would appear that im trying to explain how fat people ruin toilet seats.

Youre making it this grandiose thing about how men seemingly destroy stuff (everything?) Who hurt you?

And furthermore, you obviously didnt read my explanation and are only interested in turning this into some sort of arguement or debate.

I posted this to discuss intelligently, not itemding to turn a shit thread into a glob of shitposts from people who think they know stuff because they thought it.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #23514938 - 08/06/16 02:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Some places in China they all shit and pee in these. Also pretty good for fat people



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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav]
    #23514942 - 08/06/16 02:03 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Im not pissed.

It would appear that im trying to explain how fat people ruin toilet seats.

Youre making it this grandiose thing about how men seemingly destroy stuff (everything?) Who hurt you?

And furthermore, you obviously didnt read my explanation and are only interested in turning this into some sort of arguement or debate.

I posted this to discuss intelligently, not itemding to turn a shit thread into a glob of shitposts from people who think they know stuff because they thought it.




Actually it was Reportoire that ruined your thread, by being offended by my statement.

Which by the say, saying "What are men possibly doing in those bathrooms" is about as innocuous as saying "What do women possibly talk about when they go to bathrooms together" or "What on earth do women do when they're together alone," it's just one of those questions people have if they've never hung out in a male-only or women's-only space.


Now I apologize for derailing your thread, but you should ask Reportoire to apologize too.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23514947 - 08/06/16 02:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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You can try to turn this around as much as you like, but tomorrow there will be another thread about the differences between German and Italian pastries, inexplicably you'll bring up the poor table manners of men.

This will follow you throughout your day to day life, its obviously something ceaselessly on your mind.

To me, your prejudice is a passing amusement.

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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: trees]
    #23514950 - 08/06/16 02:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

They are in Japan too. I got to use them a few times. They were pretty nasty.

I'm sure it was much easier for men to just pee in them.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23514953 - 08/06/16 02:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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You can try to turn this around as much as you like, but tomorrow there will be another thread about the differences between German and Italian pastries, inexplicably you'll bring up the poor table manners of men.

This will follow you throughout your day to day life, its obviously something ceaselessly on your mind.

To me, your prejudice is a passing amusement.

:raisemyglass:




Bro. A guy made a thread about broken toilet seats. More guys responded complaining about seeing broken toilets.

Ergo, I asked, "What are guys doing in those bathrooms?"

Even the most pansied SJW wouldn't be offended if a guy asked the same thing of a woman. In fact, a lot of guys wonder what on earth we are possibly talking about in the bathroom. It's a valid question if you have never been in there, if you ask me.


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    #23514957 - 08/06/16 02:10 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ooh I was in japan once and got to use some of toilets like this one. They're so awesome, heated seat, warm water stream to clean your asshole. There were dials on the controller to adjust water pressure and temperature. It was all mechanical and stuff with blinking lights.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: trees]
    #23514958 - 08/06/16 02:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Verrrry classy toilets. My family went fishing in the mountains and it was freezing and they had like outhouses with the heated toilets in them. I just sat in there most of the time to heat my bum and hands.

My step mom's parents had one in their house too. So pampering.

That toilet is in my dream home.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23514960 - 08/06/16 02:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I dont think he was offended. Why would i ask anyone to do anything? I commend you for and appreciatr your response but that would just be silly.

Anyways, you have your answer.

Those chinese shitters seem fucking gross. Needs more bleach. I bet they dont even shit in those and actually just use them to piss, like an unspoken known.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: trees]
    #23514965 - 08/06/16 02:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Ooh I was in japan once and got to use some of toilets like this one. They're so awesome, heated seat, warm water stream to clean your asshole. There were dials on the controller to adjust water pressure and temperature. It was all mechanical and stuff with blinking lights.





In Japan there's pretty much 2 styles of toilets.

Those nice ones like you just described, and these ones, that basically look like a horizontal urinal.

All in all, these toilets actually aren't bad, you just have to get used to them. Squatting is supposed to be much better for you when you take a shit though.



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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23514967 - 08/06/16 02:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Bro. A guy made a thread about broken toilet seats. More guys responded complaining about seeing broken toilets.

Ergo, I asked, "What are guys doing in those bathrooms?"

Even the most pansied SJW wouldn't be offended if a guy asked the same thing of a woman. In fact, a lot of guys wonder what on earth we are possibly talking about in the bathroom. It's a valid question if you have never been in there, if you ask me.




You still haven't grasped the point of all this?
I'm not complaining about anything, I've been mocking you for incessantly bringing gender into irrelevant conversations.

There's little else to be said  :shrug:


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    #23514972 - 08/06/16 02:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Personally I would prefer a "hole in the ground" style toilet


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23514974 - 08/06/16 02:23 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Japan is hella wierd. So much hentai. I went to this one place in Tokyo, hentai fucking everywhere. That's not the only reason it's a weird place though  (wierd for an American to be there)


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: trees]
    #23515319 - 08/06/16 08:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Some places in China they all shit and pee in these. Also pretty good for fat people







that's actually in a large part of asia


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