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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23514947 - 08/06/16 02:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Crystal G said:




You can try to turn this around as much as you like, but tomorrow there will be another thread about the differences between German and Italian pastries, inexplicably you'll bring up the poor table manners of men.

This will follow you throughout your day to day life, its obviously something ceaselessly on your mind.

To me, your prejudice is a passing amusement.

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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: trees]
    #23514950 - 08/06/16 02:06 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

They are in Japan too. I got to use them a few times. They were pretty nasty.

I'm sure it was much easier for men to just pee in them.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23514953 - 08/06/16 02:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Repertoire89 said:
You can try to turn this around as much as you like, but tomorrow there will be another thread about the differences between German and Italian pastries, inexplicably you'll bring up the poor table manners of men.

This will follow you throughout your day to day life, its obviously something ceaselessly on your mind.

To me, your prejudice is a passing amusement.

:raisemyglass:




Bro. A guy made a thread about broken toilet seats. More guys responded complaining about seeing broken toilets.

Ergo, I asked, "What are guys doing in those bathrooms?"

Even the most pansied SJW wouldn't be offended if a guy asked the same thing of a woman. In fact, a lot of guys wonder what on earth we are possibly talking about in the bathroom. It's a valid question if you have never been in there, if you ask me.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo] * 1
    #23514957 - 08/06/16 02:10 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ooh I was in japan once and got to use some of toilets like this one. They're so awesome, heated seat, warm water stream to clean your asshole. There were dials on the controller to adjust water pressure and temperature. It was all mechanical and stuff with blinking lights.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: trees]
    #23514958 - 08/06/16 02:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Verrrry classy toilets. My family went fishing in the mountains and it was freezing and they had like outhouses with the heated toilets in them. I just sat in there most of the time to heat my bum and hands.

My step mom's parents had one in their house too. So pampering.

That toilet is in my dream home.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23514960 - 08/06/16 02:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I dont think he was offended. Why would i ask anyone to do anything? I commend you for and appreciatr your response but that would just be silly.

Anyways, you have your answer.

Those chinese shitters seem fucking gross. Needs more bleach. I bet they dont even shit in those and actually just use them to piss, like an unspoken known.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: trees]
    #23514965 - 08/06/16 02:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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trees said:
Ooh I was in japan once and got to use some of toilets like this one. They're so awesome, heated seat, warm water stream to clean your asshole. There were dials on the controller to adjust water pressure and temperature. It was all mechanical and stuff with blinking lights.





In Japan there's pretty much 2 styles of toilets.

Those nice ones like you just described, and these ones, that basically look like a horizontal urinal.

All in all, these toilets actually aren't bad, you just have to get used to them. Squatting is supposed to be much better for you when you take a shit though.



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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23514967 - 08/06/16 02:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Bro. A guy made a thread about broken toilet seats. More guys responded complaining about seeing broken toilets.

Ergo, I asked, "What are guys doing in those bathrooms?"

Even the most pansied SJW wouldn't be offended if a guy asked the same thing of a woman. In fact, a lot of guys wonder what on earth we are possibly talking about in the bathroom. It's a valid question if you have never been in there, if you ask me.




You still haven't grasped the point of all this?
I'm not complaining about anything, I've been mocking you for incessantly bringing gender into irrelevant conversations.

There's little else to be said  :shrug:


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav]
    #23514972 - 08/06/16 02:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Personally I would prefer a "hole in the ground" style toilet


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23514974 - 08/06/16 02:23 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Japan is hella wierd. So much hentai. I went to this one place in Tokyo, hentai fucking everywhere. That's not the only reason it's a weird place though  (wierd for an American to be there)


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: trees]
    #23515319 - 08/06/16 08:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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trees said:
Some places in China they all shit and pee in these. Also pretty good for fat people







that's actually in a large part of asia


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