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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23514714 - 08/05/16 11:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

When i take a shit at work i bring bleach with me and gloves and wipe that shit down and then put layers of tp on the seat.

People are gross.

But yea exactly or that. I dont know why that hasnt already become a widespread thing. Who are we trying to convince that obesity isnt an issue? Im almost certain obesity is a direct cause of malfunctioning toilet seats.

And :lol:


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav]
    #23514863 - 08/06/16 01:08 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I used to be pretty fuckin fat and I've never broke a toilet seat, but I did break a chair. It was a nice chair that was a part of an expensive dining room set.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #23514874 - 08/06/16 01:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Here we have a solution for your fat ass needs


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #23514888 - 08/06/16 01:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

May I ask just what the fuck men are doing in the public restrooms to be breaking the toilet so often? Rarely have I ever seen this in my life...


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: trees]
    #23514889 - 08/06/16 01:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:knowwhatnevermind:


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23514895 - 08/06/16 01:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
May I ask just what the fuck men are doing in the public restrooms to be breaking the toilet so often? Rarely have I ever seen this in my life...




You may be the most sexist individual I have ever encountered :cookiemonster:

Gender is completely irrelevant


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23514897 - 08/06/16 01:36 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Thank you.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23514901 - 08/06/16 01:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

Crystal G said:
May I ask just what the fuck men are doing in the public restrooms to be breaking the toilet so often? Rarely have I ever seen this in my life...




You may be the most sexist individual I have ever encountered :cookiemonster:

Gender is completely irrelevant





Jesus dude you whine about literally the dumbest shit :facepalm:





No genuinely, I am curious what goes on in men's bathrooms for this to be happening at such an alarming frequency...


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23514906 - 08/06/16 01:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Who said anything about frequency?


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: trees]
    #23514909 - 08/06/16 01:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Here we have a solution for your fat ass needs




LOL
even when I was a fat fuck I was never so big that I had issues with a goddamn toilet seat, that's just horrible.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav]
    #23514913 - 08/06/16 01:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Who said anything about frequency?




Just based on the numbers of posters who replied talking about broken or smashed or crooked toilet seats.

Seriously, what is going on in those bathrooms?


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #23514915 - 08/06/16 01:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Think critically crystal G.. Its not men in bathrooms breaking seats. Its FAT people of ALL gender taking shits, squirming around to wipe their fat asses, reaching for toilet paper, and straining the screws or whatever holding the seat in place to the point that the seat slides LEFT and RIGHT. Which is not natural.

They go UP and DOWN only.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23514918 - 08/06/16 01:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

There is no base in the amount of posters on this thread that directly correlates to whatever you think goes on in mens bathrooms.

Well there might be but thats another discussion.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23514919 - 08/06/16 01:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Jesus dude you whine about literally the dumbest shit :facepalm:


No genuinely, I am curious what goes on in men's bathrooms for this to be happening at such an alarming frequency...




Deflection and strawman, followed by doubling down on your sexist bullshit.
Frankly, I'm genuinely surprised and moderately entertained by your blatant prejudice.


Dear journal, today a SJW accused me of whining.
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav]
    #23514923 - 08/06/16 01:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have never seen a broken toilet seat, except in the dormitories where a group of frat boys destroyed the bathroom by crushing the entire ceiling, which came crumbling down on all the toilets. That was a unisex bathroom.

Are you really getting pissed though just because I implied it's not a common occurrence in women's restrooms? :lol: Jesus dude and I thought SJW millenials were bad...


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23514926 - 08/06/16 01:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Repertoire89 said:
Deflection and strawman, followed by doubling down on your sexist bullshit.
Frankly, I'm genuinely surprised and moderately entertained by your blatant prejudice.


Dear journal, today a SJW accused me of whining.
:philososloth:




:lolsy:

Calls me an SJW, when this is quite possibly the most ludicrous complaint about sexism in the making of history

No really, this is surely a monumental historical event, to be able to make complaints about something as absurd as this

I didn't think anybody could ever take it this far, and yet here you are

I crown you SJW queen of the universe


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: trees]
    #23514932 - 08/06/16 01:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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trees said:
Here we have a solution for your fat ass needs






I have a very strange desire to try one of those seats. A brand new one just for me.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Crystal G]
    #23514934 - 08/06/16 01:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Im not pissed.

It would appear that im trying to explain how fat people ruin toilet seats.

Youre making it this grandiose thing about how men seemingly destroy stuff (everything?) Who hurt you?

And furthermore, you obviously didnt read my explanation and are only interested in turning this into some sort of arguement or debate.

I posted this to discuss intelligently, not itemding to turn a shit thread into a glob of shitposts from people who think they know stuff because they thought it.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #23514938 - 08/06/16 02:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Some places in China they all shit and pee in these. Also pretty good for fat people



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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav]
    #23514942 - 08/06/16 02:03 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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ac1dHeaD said:
Im not pissed.

It would appear that im trying to explain how fat people ruin toilet seats.

Youre making it this grandiose thing about how men seemingly destroy stuff (everything?) Who hurt you?

And furthermore, you obviously didnt read my explanation and are only interested in turning this into some sort of arguement or debate.

I posted this to discuss intelligently, not itemding to turn a shit thread into a glob of shitposts from people who think they know stuff because they thought it.




Actually it was Reportoire that ruined your thread, by being offended by my statement.

Which by the say, saying "What are men possibly doing in those bathrooms" is about as innocuous as saying "What do women possibly talk about when they go to bathrooms together" or "What on earth do women do when they're together alone," it's just one of those questions people have if they've never hung out in a male-only or women's-only space.


Now I apologize for derailing your thread, but you should ask Reportoire to apologize too.


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