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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: EllisDSox]
#23514188 - 08/05/16 08:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I actually never went there when it was a 'proper' club - only once the squatters got their grubby little mitts on it.
That reminds me, I'm due a fireworks rampage. It's been a couple of years now since I set off fireworks on an old couch on some back street in Islington and started a fire after a night of clubbing.
I'll bring the fireworks, you bring the extinguisher. Obviously not to be used in conjunction, but against the more random objects we can lay our hands on.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav] 1
#23514195 - 08/05/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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ac1dHeaD said: Do you know of fat people breaking toilet seats? At work? In your own home?!
How do we go about resolving dysfunctional toilet seats everywhere?
remove the toilet seats and ban them from bathrooms, if there's no toilet seat then there's no seat to be broken
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23514198 - 08/05/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Genius!!!!
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 1
#23514205 - 08/05/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Rampage smash. I'm not sure I can even get drunk enough to rampage without caring about the consequences anymore, but maybe some life threatening combination of benzos and speed could do it if I really committed.
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo]
#23514206 - 08/05/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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we already know you'll use 3 rolls of flushable butt cushioning anyway so it's not like you'll miss them
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23514208 - 08/05/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Force everyone to bring their own toilet seat from home.
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23514211 - 08/05/16 08:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Exactly. It's like you almost know the real me.
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo]
#23514223 - 08/05/16 08:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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pachoo said: Exactly. It's like you almost know the real me.
I'm in the stall next to you, I know you post on facebook when you're on the toilet
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23514225 - 08/05/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wrong!!! I post on the shroomery.
Hah!
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo] 1
#23514228 - 08/05/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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BERSERK DESTROYER said: Force everyone to bring their own toilet seat from home.

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pachoo said: Wrong!!! I post on the shroomery.
Hah!
I had a Hungarian girl that used to call me every time she went to the bathroom
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: EllisDSox]
#23514230 - 08/05/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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BERSERK DESTROYER said: Rampage smash. I'm not sure I can even get drunk enough to rampage without caring about the consequences anymore, but maybe some life threatening combination of benzos and speed could do it if I really committed.
Yeah life kinda does that to you doesn't it. Age gets you thinking about all the possible consequences a good old fashioned rampage smash can have. My partner in crime when it comes to such things now drives a £50k Merc and wears a £3.5k watch, but occassionally, if I catch him in the right mood, we can live out those glorious days of our youth..
In fact, oddly connected story, got chatting to a dude working behind the counter in a Pret today who invited me to a squat party in the woods at the end of the month. I'm really tempted, although I don't fancy going head to head with a tree....
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23514232 - 08/05/16 08:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Was it her comfort spot? I get my best ideas on the toilet.
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo]
#23514248 - 08/05/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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it may have been, it may also have been the only place her dad and brothers wouldnt tease her about talking to a guy
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23514250 - 08/05/16 08:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: Yeah life kinda does that to you doesn't it. Age gets you thinking about all the possible consequences a good old fashioned rampage smash can have. My partner in crime when it comes to such things now drives a £50k Merc and wears a £3.5k watch, but occassionally, if I catch him in the right mood, we can live out those glorious days of our youth..
In fact, oddly connected story, got chatting to a dude working behind the counter in a Pret today who invited me to a squat party in the woods at the end of the month. I'm really tempted, although I don't fancy going head to head with a tree....
I don't have an excessively expensive watch to lose or anything, I'd just feel like a dickhead destroying random objects for the sake of it. I could try and do tactical rampages, but I think that just amounts to really poorly planned, ineffective terrorism.
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23514260 - 08/05/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Were you in hiiiigh school?
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: EllisDSox]
#23514270 - 08/05/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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BERSERK DESTROYER said: I'd just feel like a dickhead destroying random objects for the sake of it.
I think I said too much.
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Edited by Jokeshopbeard (08/05/16 10:48 PM)
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo] 1
#23514283 - 08/05/16 08:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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pachoo said: Were you in hiiiigh school?

no. I was 23, she was 20
her father and uncle abducted me from the street one day, took me to their house and got me liquored up on home made peach brandy.
they also fed me their manly hungarian sausages
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23514295 - 08/05/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well hot fucking dog.
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo]
#23514695 - 08/05/16 11:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Toilet seats move UP and DOWN. Not left and right.
America needs industrial strength toilet seats or at least be welded down so that even tons of weight moving about it while wiping and what not will not jar it from its intended leverage abilities.
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav] 1
#23514699 - 08/05/16 11:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you're gonna "weld" the lid down, why not just make the toilet lidless like in jail or whatever?
I mean if you're okay with everything that's on them in public anyways. I'd like to keep convincing myself that when I have to shit and can't hold it, that people actually put the lid up and know how to aim their bodily waste so I'm not sitting on the piss, shit and puke of 100,000 men.
And no, I won't do the hover thing either.. The people who do that are probably the ones largely responsible for making the seat disgusting enough that people feel the need to do that in the first place.
Also while it's on my mind:
 God I hate that.
Edited by Shroomslip (08/05/16 11:23 PM)
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