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OfflineDpRwav
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Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. * 1
    #23513937 - 08/05/16 07:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

There i said it.

Discuss. Do you know of fat people breaking toilet seats? At work? In your own home?!

How do we go about resolving dysfunctional toilet seats everywhere?


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav]
    #23513952 - 08/05/16 07:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23513967 - 08/05/16 07:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This thread is the lolz.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav]
    #23513986 - 08/05/16 07:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

People actually sit on toilet seats at work?


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23513988 - 08/05/16 07:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

A toilet can support like 500 pounds....

If a guy breaks a toilet, the toilet isn't the problem...


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav]
    #23514025 - 08/05/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

The only broken toilet seat I've really ever noticed was in my own house and it wasn't cuz of fat people. It's because it was old as fuck on top of being the cheapest piece of shit the store offered when my grandparents bought it. Oh and cuz I used to hide my porn mags in this cabinet like thing above our shower and the only way for me to reach it was to put one foot on the tub and one of the toilet. They're still up there too but I don't use them anymore. I wonder who will find them.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (08/05/16 07:24 PM)


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #23514032 - 08/05/16 07:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

chicksgrowtoo said:
People actually sit on toilet seats at work?



It took me a while to get my head round that one too. Nothing like the joy of your own toilet seat at home.. but those work ones? Fuck, they take some getting used to.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: DpRwav]
    #23514044 - 08/05/16 07:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Fucking real talk. I make a nice tp cushion on toilets I sit on, excluding my own. The ones at one of my jobs are always busted and sliding about. One has completely busted. I know who the ruffians are!!!

Sometimes I'm tempted to bring the tightener and gloves to tighten them for my own comfort.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo]
    #23514069 - 08/05/16 07:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Some people I used to live with would leave shit stains on the back of the toilet seat


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23514077 - 08/05/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:awedisgust:


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo]
    #23514085 - 08/05/16 07:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I once smashed a toilet with a fire extinguisher at a squat party. I had no idea porcelain breaks so easy....


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23514093 - 08/05/16 07:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ruffians I tell you.....


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo] * 1
    #23514095 - 08/05/16 07:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I do my best pachoo!


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: pachoo]
    #23514108 - 08/05/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

pachoo said:
:awedisgust:




Yeah, consistently.

That's just the tip of the iceberg too

:hamletmonkey:


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23514114 - 08/05/16 07:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

People need to defecate where there bosses work


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Buckthorn]
    #23514120 - 08/05/16 07:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

when i was a kid we were havin a big family party nd my uncles wife was huuuge. she weighed like 600lbs

so she sat on the toilet and broke it nd my younger 8 year old cousin pretty much broke the news to the whole party that my aunt did it and announced it loud

my aunt was so embarassd


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Buckthorn]
    #23514135 - 08/05/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Foamy said:
People need to defecate where there bosses work



Ever been in the executive toilets in a skyscraper? Man, those guys got it fucking good. All they need is hookers and coke to go with all those marble surfaces and they'd be laughing!!


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23514142 - 08/05/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
I once smashed a toilet with a fire extinguisher at a squat party. I had no idea porcelain breaks so easy....




Classy move. It better have been the only toilet in the building.


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: EllisDSox]
    #23514154 - 08/05/16 08:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It was that old club SE1, on the 'sarf side of the river, after it got closed down. Remember that one? Me and my mate actually trashed the entire gents toilets...


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Overweight people need to learn how to sit on toilets properly. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23514172 - 08/05/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You used to go there for Jack's or whatever it was? That place was pretty good at times, in spite of the music. I haven't fire extinguisher rampaged for a long time. I'm getting complacent.


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