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Maximillion
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WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?!
#23509711 - 08/04/16 01:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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http:/ Found this guy in my ducking living room. What the fuck is it?
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Niffla



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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Maximillion] 12
#23509719 - 08/04/16 02:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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time to blow up your house and start over bro

it won't be easy rebuilding but at least you'll have that thing in the rear view
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Maximillion] 8
#23509722 - 08/04/16 02:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Looks like an AIDS spider...
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: vinsue]
#23509731 - 08/04/16 02:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You just said, it's a duck
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Maximillion
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: vinsue]
#23509734 - 08/04/16 02:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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A little iso here, some comet there, degreaser where it count, some deoderizor for its stinky ass, and a dash of drain cleaner later this is one dead ducking spider.
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Maximillion
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Quote:
Maximillion said: A little iso here, some comet there, degreaser where it count, some deoderizor for its stinky ass, and a dash of drain cleaner later this is one dead ducking spider.
Nah man my liv8ng room is for ducks.
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dat ass tho
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Maximillion] 1
#23509757 - 08/04/16 02:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Does it taste spicy or salty if you hold it on your tongue?
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Asante] 2
#23509762 - 08/04/16 02:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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They grow into this:
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Asante] 3
#23509781 - 08/04/16 02:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Then this
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demiu5
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: koods]
#23509810 - 08/04/16 02:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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any chance they taste as good as crabs' legs?
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fungusmuncher
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: demiu5] 1
#23509869 - 08/04/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Be careful man. Last week there was a gnarly looking spider in the house, I remember the back of it looked really big. I squashed the fucker and a whole wave of babies came streaming off of this thing. I've seen videos of this but it straight terrified me, I grabbed some lysol spray and douched the whole area. Meanwhile the babies were so tiny they were disappearing into the carpet.
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Niffla



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fungusmuncher said: Be careful man. Last week there was a gnarly looking spider in the house, I remember the back of it looked really big. I squashed the fucker and a whole wave of babies came streaming off of this thing. I've seen videos of this but it straight terrified me, I grabbed some lysol spray and douched the whole area. Meanwhile the babies were so tiny they were disappearing into the carpet.
they're cute innocent little toddler spideys now, but in like 2 months you're going to walk into the bedroom and it's going to go down just like this

you've been warned
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Niffla]
#23509882 - 08/04/16 03:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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It looks like a pet turtle with a halloween costume on...
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Niffla]
#23510012 - 08/04/16 03:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Niffla said: time to blow up your house and start over bro

it won't be easy rebuilding but at least you'll have that thing in the rear view
How the fuck do you get all these reaction/action gifs?
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tealeaf
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I saw those things all over last year, one built a web across the door to my garage one night and I walked through the web the next morning.
Wish I knew what they were called, they got some big asses thats for sure!
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: tealeaf]
#23510051 - 08/04/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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that's a penguin
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koods
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Quote:
Maximillion said: http:/ Found this guy in my ducking living room. What the fuck is it?
Separated at birth?
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#23510090 - 08/04/16 04:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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spiders are your friends you fucking soulless pieces of shit
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: koods]
#23510095 - 08/04/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: koods]
#23510135 - 08/04/16 04:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said: Then this

then this
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Vriska Serket said: spiders are your friends you fucking soulless pieces of shit
I dunno what your talking about. I have not one spider friend.
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Enjoywho]
#23510309 - 08/04/16 05:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh u funny fckers hahahahaha, aids spider rofl, what does it taste like 
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Vriska Serket said: spiders are your friends you fucking soulless pieces of shit
Only in the garden.
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Lucis]
#23510420 - 08/04/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Spiders are good to have in the house. They eat all the unwanted bugs and build pretty houses
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looks like a little wolf spider or similar
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Where do you live?
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Shroomslip]
#23510709 - 08/04/16 07:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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can we get something for scale? Like a coin?
need a closer pic. looks like a turtle fucked a spider and therefore that is the conclusion I will draw until we get more info. if I were you I would escort that motherfucker outside, pronto
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I think he killed it (which is what I would've done)
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I can't squish things.
I like to pretend that it's the sanctity of life that's doing it, but really it just grosses me out - no matter how many paper towels.
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I would've put it in a tupperware and handed it to my wife.
Okay no I wouldn't because I'd wake up castrated.
OP if you tell me where you live I might be able to tell you what it is. I'm usually pretty good at finding stuff like that and it seems like a decent enough pic that I should be able to.
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Shroomslip]
#23510793 - 08/04/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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If that thing scares you then you should absolutely never leave your house.
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tealeaf
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Its a Spotted Orb Weaver, I'm like pretty sure
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tealeaf
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: tealeaf]
#23511813 - 08/05/16 06:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Had one of these in my tent once when I was solo camping on some remote property I own. He/She survived but it looked so bad ass even though it did freaked me out when I woke up, biggest spider I've seen in my state to this date.
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: tealeaf]
#23511815 - 08/05/16 06:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Used to come across nests of black widows and brown recluse when I worked for a moving company. Going in to basements always made me nervous since then haha.
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Quote:
Maximillion said: http:/ Found this guy in my ducking living room. What the fuck is it?
araneus cavaticus
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Maximillion
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Mitchnast]
#23514196 - 08/05/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Mitchnast said:
Quote:
Maximillion said: http:/ Found this guy in my ducking living room. What the fuck is it?
araneus cavaticus
I killed Charlotte!!
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