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koods
Ribbit



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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: koods]
#23510095 - 08/04/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shroomopotamus
Happy Mushrooming



Registered: 09/27/09
Posts: 18,757
Loc: Funkotron
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: koods]
#23510135 - 08/04/16 04:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said: Then this

then this
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    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
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Enjoywho
Rags to Bitches



Registered: 07/06/09
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Vriska Serket said: spiders are your friends you fucking soulless pieces of shit
I dunno what your talking about. I have not one spider friend.
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Spellbound
PegasusTheFlyingHorse



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Loc: England
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Enjoywho]
#23510309 - 08/04/16 05:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh u funny fckers hahahahaha, aids spider rofl, what does it taste like 
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Lucis
Nutritional Yeast

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Vriska Serket said: spiders are your friends you fucking soulless pieces of shit
Only in the garden.
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Lophosaurus
suruasohpol


Registered: 08/09/07
Posts: 8,744
Loc: CA
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Lucis]
#23510420 - 08/04/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Spiders are good to have in the house. They eat all the unwanted bugs and build pretty houses
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ReposadoXochipilli
Here, there, inbetween



Registered: 08/30/05
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looks like a little wolf spider or similar
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Shroomslip
Architekt



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Where do you live?
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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pirate-blues


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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Shroomslip]
#23510709 - 08/04/16 07:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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can we get something for scale? Like a coin?
need a closer pic. looks like a turtle fucked a spider and therefore that is the conclusion I will draw until we get more info. if I were you I would escort that motherfucker outside, pronto
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Seriously_trippin
Cosmic Guru Ganesh



Registered: 07/12/13
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I think he killed it (which is what I would've done)
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pirate-blues


Registered: 10/15/12
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I can't squish things.
I like to pretend that it's the sanctity of life that's doing it, but really it just grosses me out - no matter how many paper towels.
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Shroomslip
Architekt



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I would've put it in a tupperware and handed it to my wife.
Okay no I wouldn't because I'd wake up castrated.
OP if you tell me where you live I might be able to tell you what it is. I'm usually pretty good at finding stuff like that and it seems like a decent enough pic that I should be able to.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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ByCoverOfNight
SirPsyOps
Registered: 07/21/16
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Shroomslip]
#23510793 - 08/04/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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If that thing scares you then you should absolutely never leave your house.
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tealeaf
Just Touch It



Registered: 09/21/06
Posts: 2,907
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Its a Spotted Orb Weaver, I'm like pretty sure
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tealeaf
Just Touch It



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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: tealeaf]
#23511813 - 08/05/16 06:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Had one of these in my tent once when I was solo camping on some remote property I own. He/She survived but it looked so bad ass even though it did freaked me out when I woke up, biggest spider I've seen in my state to this date.
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SonicTitan



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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: tealeaf]
#23511815 - 08/05/16 06:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Used to come across nests of black widows and brown recluse when I worked for a moving company. Going in to basements always made me nervous since then haha.
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Mitchnast
Toadmonger



Registered: 10/27/99
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Maximillion said: http:/ Found this guy in my ducking living room. What the fuck is it?
araneus cavaticus
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Maximillion
Me



Registered: 07/21/15
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Mitchnast]
#23514196 - 08/05/16 08:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Mitchnast said:
Quote:
Maximillion said: http:/ Found this guy in my ducking living room. What the fuck is it?
araneus cavaticus
I killed Charlotte!!
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