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Maximillion
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WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?!
#23509711 - 08/04/16 01:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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http:/ Found this guy in my ducking living room. What the fuck is it?
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Niffla



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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Maximillion] 12
#23509719 - 08/04/16 02:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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time to blow up your house and start over bro

it won't be easy rebuilding but at least you'll have that thing in the rear view
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vinsue
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Maximillion] 8
#23509722 - 08/04/16 02:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Looks like an AIDS spider...
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: vinsue]
#23509731 - 08/04/16 02:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You just said, it's a duck
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Maximillion
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: vinsue]
#23509734 - 08/04/16 02:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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A little iso here, some comet there, degreaser where it count, some deoderizor for its stinky ass, and a dash of drain cleaner later this is one dead ducking spider.
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Maximillion
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Quote:
Maximillion said: A little iso here, some comet there, degreaser where it count, some deoderizor for its stinky ass, and a dash of drain cleaner later this is one dead ducking spider.
Nah man my liv8ng room is for ducks.
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Lucis
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dat ass tho
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Asante
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Maximillion] 1
#23509757 - 08/04/16 02:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Does it taste spicy or salty if you hold it on your tongue?
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Asante
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Asante] 2
#23509762 - 08/04/16 02:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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They grow into this:
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koods
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Asante] 3
#23509781 - 08/04/16 02:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Then this
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demiu5
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: koods]
#23509810 - 08/04/16 02:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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any chance they taste as good as crabs' legs?
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fungusmuncher
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: demiu5] 1
#23509869 - 08/04/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Be careful man. Last week there was a gnarly looking spider in the house, I remember the back of it looked really big. I squashed the fucker and a whole wave of babies came streaming off of this thing. I've seen videos of this but it straight terrified me, I grabbed some lysol spray and douched the whole area. Meanwhile the babies were so tiny they were disappearing into the carpet.
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Niffla



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fungusmuncher said: Be careful man. Last week there was a gnarly looking spider in the house, I remember the back of it looked really big. I squashed the fucker and a whole wave of babies came streaming off of this thing. I've seen videos of this but it straight terrified me, I grabbed some lysol spray and douched the whole area. Meanwhile the babies were so tiny they were disappearing into the carpet.
they're cute innocent little toddler spideys now, but in like 2 months you're going to walk into the bedroom and it's going to go down just like this

you've been warned
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Patlal
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Niffla]
#23509882 - 08/04/16 03:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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It looks like a pet turtle with a halloween costume on...
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Niffla]
#23510012 - 08/04/16 03:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Niffla said: time to blow up your house and start over bro

it won't be easy rebuilding but at least you'll have that thing in the rear view
How the fuck do you get all these reaction/action gifs?
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Niffla



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tealeaf
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I saw those things all over last year, one built a web across the door to my garage one night and I walked through the web the next morning.
Wish I knew what they were called, they got some big asses thats for sure!
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Mad_Larkin
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: tealeaf]
#23510051 - 08/04/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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that's a penguin
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koods
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Quote:
Maximillion said: http:/ Found this guy in my ducking living room. What the fuck is it?
Separated at birth?
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Re: WTFF IS THIS MONSTER?! [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#23510090 - 08/04/16 04:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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spiders are your friends you fucking soulless pieces of shit
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