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OfflineJustForToday
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Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? * 1
    #23509556 - 08/04/16 01:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I really have been big on porn lately but there is just one star i'm really hooked on right now that I think about throughout the day.

The porn star in question name is Diamond Monroe. I am planning to skype with her soon and am very nervous about this thing.

Highly unlikely i'll be given the time of day but at least it's worth a shot right?

What should I do?


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23509566 - 08/04/16 01:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
What should I do?




Raise your standards.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Xingu]
    #23509573 - 08/04/16 01:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

How? I am becoming obsessed over this. I've seen all of her videos. Most of the guys she fucks are not attractive at all I could have a shot.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 4
    #23509577 - 08/04/16 01:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

you should be like "damn baby, that's so hot when you get fucked like a girl with no self respect"


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23509578 - 08/04/16 01:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Shes probably getting paid a decent amoint to be with them

How did you get the chance to skype?


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Lucis]
    #23509705 - 08/04/16 01:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yes I know this sounds really crazy but I never said I was normal to begin with LOL


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23509718 - 08/04/16 02:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

And you love her because...?

I think you're wasting your time though...:shrug:
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23509728 - 08/04/16 02:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
How? I am becoming obsessed over this. I've seen all of her videos. Most of the guys she fucks are not attractive at all I could have a shot.




You realize she's getting paid to bang those dudes, right? 

How did you manage to set up a skype session with her?


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: badchad]
    #23509743 - 08/04/16 02:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

His life is so sad. I can't even make fun of it anymore. Didn't he wanna skype with some black pornstar he was crazy about super recent? Wonder if he cut her head off. Btw he has me on ignore so he can't see this


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 19
    #23509746 - 08/04/16 02:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Do you know how to play the guitar?  Play her a heartfelt acoustic rendition of 'Roxanne' by The Police, and then afterwards, explain to her that she doesn't have to do porn anymore, that you're here to sweep her off her feet and away from that life.  Wear a tuxedo while skyping.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23509749 - 08/04/16 02:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:ilold:


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23509777 - 08/04/16 02:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I can longer participate in JFT threads, I've been ignored. Sucks bro.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23509784 - 08/04/16 02:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Seriously_trippin said:
His life is so sad. I can't even make fun of it anymore. Didn't he wanna skype with some black pornstar he was crazy about super recent? Wonder if he cut her head off. Btw he has me on ignore so he can't see this






i thought so, but couldn't find it when searching his posts.  could've missed it, or it could've been someone else


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23509786 - 08/04/16 02:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I think you need professional help JFT.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: demiu5]
    #23509792 - 08/04/16 02:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

No, it was him.  In reference to the same porn star.  He posted a pic, some portly black broad.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23509797 - 08/04/16 02:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
How? I am becoming obsessed over this. I've seen all of her videos. Most of the guys she fucks are not attractive at all I could have a shot.




Meet some other women to fantasize about, or even just walk around a mall or park and *see* women to think about. The more you feed the obsession, the bigger it will get. The more you put energy towards alternatives, the more it will fade.

I've known some people who worked in a related industry, and, while fun, they usually simply aren't the types to be capable of a loving monogamous relationship. If you're okay with a loving poly relationship, then maybe go for it? But still, if you value stability in your intimate relationships, you're looking in the wrong place.

I'm also assuming there's a good chance you're trolling.


Edited by Xingu (08/04/16 03:29 PM)


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 3
    #23509801 - 08/04/16 02:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
How? I am becoming obsessed over this. I've seen all of her videos. Most of the guys she fucks are not attractive at all I could have a shot.



You must be trolling. I can't take anything you say seriously.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23509804 - 08/04/16 02:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Bring flowers to the skype convo. Chicks dig flowers.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: demiu5]
    #23509805 - 08/04/16 02:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23509812 - 08/04/16 02:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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No, it was him.  In reference to the same porn star.  He posted a pic, some portly black broad.



Oh idk if it makes it any better but at least it's not 2 pornstars , I guess. Actually that might be better :shrug:This honestly not joking is starting to seem like a christinia grimey case. I just looked her up that ass is nice I guess but there's been some of the hottest women I've ever seen in porn. She doesn't stack up imo


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23509816 - 08/04/16 02:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

After the shrug graemlin in that post, I have no idea what you're talking about.  Sorry.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #23509820 - 08/04/16 02:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If he is actually skyping this woman...he will be giving her his credit card # first.

C'mon JFT...you need to chill on this behavior...this is just another way of feeding your addictions.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #23509829 - 08/04/16 02:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Christina Grimey is a singer hat was recently shot by a crazed fan. He got plastic surgery to look like her ideal guy,set things up for years and then she got a serious big. Her killers co workers said basically "your crush has a big lol" not thinking about it and he drove something like 7 hours and shot her at a signing :sad:.

It all starts like this

Also I was remarking that Ms. Diamond has a fat jiggly ass but not as hot as a lot of pornstars I've seen


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings] * 3
    #23509843 - 08/04/16 02:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Do you know how to play the guitar?  Play her a heartfelt acoustic rendition of 'Roxanne' by The Police, and then afterwards, explain to her that she doesn't have to do porn anymore, that you're here to sweep her off her feet and away from that life.  Wear a tuxedo while skyping.




If he is choosing from the Police catalogue "Every breathe you take" is the obvious choice.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #23509846 - 08/04/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Thayendanegea said:
If he is actually skyping this woman...he will be giving her his credit card # first.

C'mon JFT...you need to chill on this behavior...this is just another way of feeding your addictions.




She reminds me of the married woman in that picture I posted that burke linked you guys to.. Not as attractive though.. Maybe that's why I've been entertaining this idea alot.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23509848 - 08/04/16 02:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Who is your favorite porn star everyone?

Mine has to be Alexis Texas or Jada Stevens...:cool:


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23509859 - 08/04/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: The Cheshire Cat] * 1
    #23509886 - 08/04/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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The Cheshire Cat said:
Who is your favorite porn star everyone?

Mine has to be Alexis Texas or Jada Stevens...:cool:






hailey paige; unfortunately she's dead


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: demiu5] * 12
    #23509906 - 08/04/16 03:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
Best way to confess your love towards a porn star?





don't.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: pirate-blues] * 2
    #23509951 - 08/04/16 03:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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pirate-blues said:
Quote:

JustForToday said:
Best way to confess your love towards a porn star?





don't.





:awesome:

i knew you're response before clicking the link

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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: pirate-blues] * 1
    #23509952 - 08/04/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

How do I confess my love for chubby goth bukkake?


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Mitchnast] * 2
    #23509954 - 08/04/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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How do I confess my love for chubby goth bukkake?






you go to an ICP show and engage any of the whales you feel like


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23509962 - 08/04/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Jft, is your avatar Eleven from Stranger Things, but with hair?  It looks like her, but doesn't at the same time.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23509965 - 08/04/16 03:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Jft, is your avatar Eleven from Stranger Things, but with hair?  It looks like her, but doesn't at the same time.




It's Arty. My favorite DJ in the world. Do you listen to him at all? I know you're into the electronic scene but tbh i'm bad with genres. I wanted to go to imagine but low on funds right now.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23509976 - 08/04/16 03:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Nah, never heard of him. 

Hey, by way of advice, if you're running low on funds, don't give anything to this porn woman.  She's really not worth it.  You're not going to end up married to her, or even sleeping with her, so know that if her vids/pix are free online, you're already getting the best possible deal you can.  Listen to what Thayandanagea says on the subject, for real.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: demiu5]
    #23509977 - 08/04/16 03:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That's juggalo crowd skronk.  Different genre.  It's about as comparable as plugging buckets of soapy frogs to a purist.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Mitchnast]
    #23509980 - 08/04/16 03:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

forgiveness.  i saw your avatar and made an assumption


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23510017 - 08/04/16 03:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Buy her something nice off her Amazon Wish List. :cookiemonster:


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23510118 - 08/04/16 04:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Nah, never heard of him. 

Hey, by way of advice, if you're running low on funds, don't give anything to this porn woman.  She's really not worth it.  You're not going to end up married to her, or even sleeping with her, so know that if her vids/pix are free online, you're already getting the best possible deal you can.  Listen to what Thayandanagea says on the subject, for real.




She just reminds me of debbie kind of from the way she looks but her ass is much bigger..


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23510138 - 08/04/16 04:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This whole thing stinks to high heaven


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: plasma] * 1
    #23510162 - 08/04/16 04:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you do get a chance to skype her, have a chicken mask on with flowers and a couple shotguns.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Niffla] * 5
    #23510173 - 08/04/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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thread delivers






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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #23510302 - 08/04/16 05:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Jft, is your avatar Eleven from Stranger Things, but with hair?  It looks like her, but doesn't at the same time.




It's Arty. My favorite DJ in the world. Do you listen to him at all? I know you're into the electronic scene but tbh i'm bad with genres. I wanted to go to imagine but low on funds right now.



I can think of at least one major way that you could save money. :cookiemonster:


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23510380 - 08/04/16 06:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Don't


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23510431 - 08/04/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Pay her to fuck you? Seems the most logical option.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Othyem]
    #23510435 - 08/04/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Wow I didn't think about that?


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23510443 - 08/04/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Well, its better then trying to make her fall in love with you. I dont even know why you would consider that to be an option to be honest.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23510459 - 08/04/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Fine, better solution. Find some whore on backpage with a big ass and pretend.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Othyem]
    #23510467 - 08/04/16 06:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Fine, better solution. Find some whore on backpage with a big ass and pretend.



Sounds like a way better option.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Othyem]
    #23510469 - 08/04/16 06:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Pay her to fuck you? Seems the most logical option.



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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Othyem]
    #23510471 - 08/04/16 06:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Subbed

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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Adden]
    #23510534 - 08/04/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This is an easy one.

Start a porn company, it costs like $100 to register a business I think. Rent a decent camera and contract her to do a porn with you. You will probably have to get an STD check first and do some paperwork. I would do like a casting room porn so there wouldn't need to be anyone else in the room with us. Then you can see if there is any chemistry, which there won't be.

Oh, and find someone who is at least halfway decent looking. That girl isn't even hot enough for porn. How much would you pay her?


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #23510559 - 08/04/16 07:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I knew this had to be a JFT thread from the title alone...


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23510604 - 08/04/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Pay her to fuck you? Seems the most logical option.


pay her double to pretend she likes you while you are at it





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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: ergoticmandala]
    #23510943 - 08/04/16 08:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Man this thread is weird.

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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23511507 - 08/05/16 01:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Damn dude that girl got a BIG OL ASS.
Like I gotta wonder unless you got a huge porn star size dick, could it even reach her pussy tryna fuck her doggy style?


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23511519 - 08/05/16 01:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Whatever happened to that 16 year old Russian kid that won a 1-month hotel stay with some porn star?

Did he ever have sex with her? What did they end up doing?


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23511559 - 08/05/16 02:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Where do I sign up for contests like that?


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Crystal G] * 2
    #23511626 - 08/05/16 03:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You know, I was actually a lot like JFT before I transitioned, minus the bipolar. But all the crazy woman hangups he talks about where he fails to separate attraction from identification. In my case it was because I was in denial of identifying as a woman, so my identification would get displaced into my attraction. I felt like I needed a hot woman attached to me so that my miserably disembodied existence could be given some semblance of meaning. The need was desperate and overpowering; I was constantly hovering around these ridiculous faux romances with ill-fitting women who would have a remote interest in me at best.

It makes me wonder about JFT, man. :freud:


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 2
    #23511631 - 08/05/16 03:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Wow, that DOES make me wonder.  Also, thanks for sharing.  Cool that you have perspective on that kind of thing now.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23511660 - 08/05/16 04:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Who is JFT


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #23511662 - 08/05/16 04:20 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It ties in with the humblebragging about his ostensible potential for a committed relationship with a porn star. He just wants us to know that he's got a nice body in her.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Crystal G] * 2
    #23511683 - 08/05/16 04:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It stands for "just for today", the user name of the OP of this thread, and many similar threads.

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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23513188 - 08/05/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Who is JFT




You know damn well who I am. I offered you shirtless pictures in exchange that you come visit me.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23513211 - 08/05/16 03:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Classy


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: koods]
    #23513215 - 08/05/16 03:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I am not really cocky anymore, Crystal G. Give the boy a shot.:smug:


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23513393 - 08/05/16 04:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Most of the guys she fucks are not attractive at all I could have a shot.




Lol fail again

Women (and men) are attracted to more than just physical looks,
shes a fuckin porn star, she can take any physical look she likes, any day of the fuckin week, :shrug:
as can the vast majority of women with a vagina

mens perceptions of reality are so warped its amazing, are you a virgin, do you assume women are men and must therefore be attracted to the same things as you?

Is this an American thing or is Op just retarded?  Or am I insane?
I genuinely would like to know how anyone culd even question this shit unless they have never had a life beyond watching a TV sitcom 24/7?


how did you judge the guys to be "not attractive" OP?

Was it their amazing personalities or did you just stare it their packages individually?  :derp:  You should message her and tell her why her tastes in men are so bad.  That will surely convince her that your random creepy ass is a better date.  :thumbup:


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: nice1returns]
    #23513639 - 08/05/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I look at guys sometimes so I am able to make that judgment. You can't if you're not into that sonny boy.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23513687 - 08/05/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe start courting male porn stars for practice then move on up to ladies after they impart you with wisdom. Definitely bring flowers.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23513793 - 08/05/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I am not really cocky anymore, Crystal G. Give the boy a shot.:smug:





Wow.  Just wow. :facepalm:


That will sweep crystal g right off her feet  :laugh2:


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Masked]
    #23514028 - 08/05/16 07:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'd love to see those two in a cage match.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Adden]
    #23514034 - 08/05/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This guy must be a troll.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Adden] * 2
    #23514144 - 08/05/16 08:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I'd love to see those two in a cage match.



What, CG vs. JFT? I have a feeling CG would smash him.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23514151 - 08/05/16 08:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Lmao CG would kick the shit outta that panzi


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23517949 - 08/07/16 06:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I am not really cocky anymore, Crystal G. Give the boy a shot.:smug:




Crystal G, don't give the boy a shot.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #23518278 - 08/07/16 09:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Do you know how to play the guitar?  Play her a heartfelt acoustic rendition of 'Roxanne' by The Police, and then afterwards, explain to her that she doesn't have to do porn anymore, that you're here to sweep her off her feet and away from that life.  Wear a tuxedo while skyping.




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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23518314 - 08/07/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That's one expensive whore you're paying just to skype with OP. Why don't you just do some research and find a good $300-$400 hour piece of ass?


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: thenutflush]
    #23565583 - 08/22/16 10:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Still haven't done this thing yet. Been too sick lately.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23565596 - 08/22/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I forgot about this thread. Mad as a box of frogs it is.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #23565601 - 08/22/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Still haven't done this thing yet. Been too sick lately.





Porn stars LOVE sick dudes stalking them. These are facts.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: vandago]
    #23565615 - 08/22/16 10:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

LOL. I'm sure every woman dreams of having a stalker.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23565626 - 08/22/16 11:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

And I doubt porn stars ever get any.  Dreams could come true here.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: vandago]
    #23565639 - 08/22/16 11:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Dreams could come true here.



Reach for the stars JFT!


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 4
    #23565648 - 08/22/16 11:12 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Still haven't done this thing yet. Been too sick lately.





Try killing her dog. Let her know that you're the only bitch she'll ever need.


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    #23565649 - 08/22/16 11:12 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

didnt read the thread but got damn every day im on here a see a thread worse than i thought possible by the standards set the previous day


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    #23565658 - 08/22/16 11:17 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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something super extreme said:
Quote:

JustForToday said:
Still haven't done this thing yet. Been too sick lately.





Try killing her dog. Let her know that you're the only bitch she'll ever need.





He should buy the dog for her, and then kill it.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: vandago] * 2
    #23565674 - 08/22/16 11:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Man you are one funny fucker Van. I must crack up at about 50% of your posts. Keep at it, you're doing something right.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23565737 - 08/22/16 11:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I've never heard that expression did you make it up
Level with me beard, Are you an alien
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    #23565745 - 08/22/16 11:45 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Which expression. Quote my shit mofo.


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    #23565748 - 08/22/16 11:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Docking??? Really?

You've never heard the saying "If boats were dicks your ass would be a harbor?"

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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23565750 - 08/22/16 11:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I've never heard that expression did you make it up
Level with me beard, Are you an alien
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Not an alien, just english or maybe northern irish or scottish or one of those other tiny little shit subjects of the crown that nobody gives a shit about


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23565754 - 08/22/16 11:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You said something about frogs and clothes or something and then you edited it out cause you're a dick

I swear to god that's what happened guys
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23565770 - 08/22/16 11:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
I forgot about this thread. Mad as a box of frogs it is.



I said that. No clothes there....


Quote:

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Not an alien, just english or maybe northern irish or scottish or one of those other tiny little shit subjects of the crown that nobody gives a shit about



50% English, 50% Australian. I worship the crown. Anyone who doesn't is clearly retarded, as the crown is clearly worn by the most amazing people that have ever existed.

Traitor.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: ModestMouse] * 2
    #23565775 - 08/22/16 11:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

He used the phrase "mad as a box of frogs", which I'd never heard either, and don't really understand.  A box of frogs seems like it'd be pretty cool IMO.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23565779 - 08/22/16 11:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

They were wearing clothes
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #23565781 - 08/22/16 11:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

And I'm over here talking about pearl necklace harbor.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23565784 - 08/22/16 11:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Some phrases seem to spread simply because they catch the imagination. One such example is mad as a box of frogs, a colourful expression that does not seem to have been around for more than a few years, but which has become quite well known in the UK (though apparently hasn’t crossed the ocean yet). The variant mad as a sack of ferrets is similar in its rather striking imagery of writhing, uncontrollable creatures in a confined space.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23565785 - 08/22/16 11:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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He used the phrase "mad as a box of frogs", which I'd never heard either, and don't really understand.  A box of frogs seems like it'd be pretty cool IMO.




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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: thenutflush]
    #23566004 - 08/22/16 01:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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That's one expensive whore you're paying just to skype with OP. Why don't you just do some research and find a good $300-$400 hour piece of ass?



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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23566073 - 08/22/16 01:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I think I might have fucked it up. I sent her way too many emails some time ago.


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    #23566118 - 08/22/16 02:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I think I might have fucked it up. I sent her way too many emails some time ago.





But did you send her a puppy?


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: vandago]
    #23566119 - 08/22/16 02:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I think I might have fucked it up. I sent her way too many emails some time ago.





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    #23566139 - 08/22/16 02:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Probably remembered to wrap the packages in human skin, but forgot to put the dry ice in with the parts.

Fuck op, that's where you went wrong.  Treat her like a woman, not a piece of meat.


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    #23566146 - 08/22/16 02:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I am not treating her like a piece of meat.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23566152 - 08/22/16 02:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You're doing it wrong man.. you're supposed to take out a 2nd mortgage and sell your kidneys and your car so you can buy her a 50k platinum studded diamond ring.. give it to her.. then profess your love and ask for her to marry you. Can't possibly fail. Fking amateurs these days, man.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23566156 - 08/22/16 02:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You gotta get to 5th base before you can do that.  It's just guy code shit man.

You can't get your I.P blocked if you are trying to get your foul balls in her direction.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: vandago]
    #23566165 - 08/22/16 02:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I told her I just wanted to have conversation. Nothing more but she would gladly do it i'm sure.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23566170 - 08/22/16 02:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

A woman you really love should be properly sliced into filets and left to age properly, not just hacked apart and eaten


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23566310 - 08/22/16 03:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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A woman you really love should be properly sliced into filets and left to age properly, not just hacked apart and eaten




Please stfu with your bullshit trolling. Only a matter of time before I scroll over to the ban list and see your name on it.


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    #23566320 - 08/22/16 03:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I wonder if svs gets banned before JFT gets a restraining order against him


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: koods]
    #23566326 - 08/22/16 03:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I wonder if svs gets banned before JFT gets a restraining order against him




The best restraining order for shroomery is the ignore function. I feel so much better not having to read shit posts anymore.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #23566331 - 08/22/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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A woman you really love should be properly sliced into filets and left to age properly, not just hacked apart and eaten




Please stfu with your bullshit trolling. Only a matter of time before I scroll over to the ban list and see your name on it.





Uhh wow way to spit in the face of people trying to help you. Good luck skype seducing the pornstar you deranged religious lunatic.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23566356 - 08/22/16 03:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

How does one even make sense of threads with 37 people on ignore?


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    #23566929 - 08/22/16 06:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Oh what do ya know?  He has me on ignore.  If this didn't happen just now it must have been because I asked him several times about what being a dry drunk means in AA.  To me it seems to fit JFT perfectly.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23566974 - 08/22/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I wonder if svs gets banned before JFT gets a restraining order against him




The best restraining order for shroomery is the ignore function. I feel so much better not having to read shit posts anymore.



He just loves making shit posts not reading them. He's depressed and honestly idc and I'm not suprised. I'd be depressed if I had his life too.Plus everyone that has legit tried helping him have been ignored . So I'm going to enjoy watching JFT crash and burn . I do hope he doesn't wind up dead but that's the extent of my care


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    #23566979 - 08/22/16 06:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If the puppy thing doesn't work out, sheekles got a few cats he could sell you......


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: vandago]
    #23566987 - 08/22/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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sheekles got a few cats he could sell you......



LOLOLOLOL


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