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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23566118 - 08/22/16 02:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I think I might have fucked it up. I sent her way too many emails some time ago.





But did you send her a puppy?


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: vandago]
    #23566119 - 08/22/16 02:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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vandago said:
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I think I might have fucked it up. I sent her way too many emails some time ago.





But did you send her a puppy?




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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23566139 - 08/22/16 02:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Probably remembered to wrap the packages in human skin, but forgot to put the dry ice in with the parts.

Fuck op, that's where you went wrong.  Treat her like a woman, not a piece of meat.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: vandago]
    #23566146 - 08/22/16 02:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I am not treating her like a piece of meat.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23566152 - 08/22/16 02:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You're doing it wrong man.. you're supposed to take out a 2nd mortgage and sell your kidneys and your car so you can buy her a 50k platinum studded diamond ring.. give it to her.. then profess your love and ask for her to marry you. Can't possibly fail. Fking amateurs these days, man.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23566156 - 08/22/16 02:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You gotta get to 5th base before you can do that.  It's just guy code shit man.

You can't get your I.P blocked if you are trying to get your foul balls in her direction.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: vandago]
    #23566165 - 08/22/16 02:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I told her I just wanted to have conversation. Nothing more but she would gladly do it i'm sure.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23566170 - 08/22/16 02:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

A woman you really love should be properly sliced into filets and left to age properly, not just hacked apart and eaten


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23566310 - 08/22/16 03:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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something super extreme said:
A woman you really love should be properly sliced into filets and left to age properly, not just hacked apart and eaten




Please stfu with your bullshit trolling. Only a matter of time before I scroll over to the ban list and see your name on it.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 3
    #23566320 - 08/22/16 03:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I wonder if svs gets banned before JFT gets a restraining order against him


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: koods]
    #23566326 - 08/22/16 03:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I wonder if svs gets banned before JFT gets a restraining order against him




The best restraining order for shroomery is the ignore function. I feel so much better not having to read shit posts anymore.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #23566331 - 08/22/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
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something super extreme said:
A woman you really love should be properly sliced into filets and left to age properly, not just hacked apart and eaten




Please stfu with your bullshit trolling. Only a matter of time before I scroll over to the ban list and see your name on it.





Uhh wow way to spit in the face of people trying to help you. Good luck skype seducing the pornstar you deranged religious lunatic.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: something super extreme]
    #23566356 - 08/22/16 03:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

How does one even make sense of threads with 37 people on ignore?


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23566929 - 08/22/16 06:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Oh what do ya know?  He has me on ignore.  If this didn't happen just now it must have been because I asked him several times about what being a dry drunk means in AA.  To me it seems to fit JFT perfectly.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23566974 - 08/22/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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koods said:
I wonder if svs gets banned before JFT gets a restraining order against him




The best restraining order for shroomery is the ignore function. I feel so much better not having to read shit posts anymore.



He just loves making shit posts not reading them. He's depressed and honestly idc and I'm not suprised. I'd be depressed if I had his life too.Plus everyone that has legit tried helping him have been ignored . So I'm going to enjoy watching JFT crash and burn . I do hope he doesn't wind up dead but that's the extent of my care


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23566979 - 08/22/16 06:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If the puppy thing doesn't work out, sheekles got a few cats he could sell you......


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: vandago]
    #23566987 - 08/22/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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sheekles got a few cats he could sell you......



LOLOLOLOL


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