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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: vandago]
#23565615 - 08/22/16 10:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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LOL. I'm sure every woman dreams of having a stalker.
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23565626 - 08/22/16 11:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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And I doubt porn stars ever get any. Dreams could come true here.
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: vandago]
#23565639 - 08/22/16 11:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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vandago said: Dreams could come true here.
Reach for the stars JFT!
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] 4
#23565648 - 08/22/16 11:12 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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JustForToday said: Still haven't done this thing yet. Been too sick lately.
Try killing her dog. Let her know that you're the only bitch she'll ever need.
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 7
#23565649 - 08/22/16 11:12 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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didnt read the thread but got damn every day im on here a see a thread worse than i thought possible by the standards set the previous day
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something super extreme said:
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JustForToday said: Still haven't done this thing yet. Been too sick lately.
Try killing her dog. Let her know that you're the only bitch she'll ever need.
He should buy the dog for her, and then kill it.
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: vandago] 2
#23565674 - 08/22/16 11:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Man you are one funny fucker Van. I must crack up at about 50% of your posts. Keep at it, you're doing something right.
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23565737 - 08/22/16 11:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've never heard that expression did you make it up Level with me beard, Are you an alien
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: ModestMouse]
#23565745 - 08/22/16 11:45 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Which expression. Quote my shit mofo.
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: ModestMouse]
#23565748 - 08/22/16 11:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Docking??? Really?
You've never heard the saying "If boats were dicks your ass would be a harbor?"
C'mon
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: ModestMouse] 1
#23565750 - 08/22/16 11:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: I've never heard that expression did you make it up Level with me beard, Are you an alien

Not an alien, just english or maybe northern irish or scottish or one of those other tiny little shit subjects of the crown that nobody gives a shit about
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23565754 - 08/22/16 11:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You said something about frogs and clothes or something and then you edited it out cause you're a dick
I swear to god that's what happened guys Guys?
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Jokeshopbeard said: I forgot about this thread. Mad as a box of frogs it is.
I said that. No clothes there....
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50% English, 50% Australian. I worship the crown. Anyone who doesn't is clearly retarded, as the crown is clearly worn by the most amazing people that have ever existed.
Traitor.
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: ModestMouse] 2
#23565775 - 08/22/16 11:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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He used the phrase "mad as a box of frogs", which I'd never heard either, and don't really understand. A box of frogs seems like it'd be pretty cool IMO.
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23565779 - 08/22/16 11:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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They were wearing clothes I swear to god
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings] 1
#23565781 - 08/22/16 11:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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And I'm over here talking about pearl necklace harbor.
Sorry guys.
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23565784 - 08/22/16 11:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Some phrases seem to spread simply because they catch the imagination. One such example is mad as a box of frogs, a colourful expression that does not seem to have been around for more than a few years, but which has become quite well known in the UK (though apparently hasn’t crossed the ocean yet). The variant mad as a sack of ferrets is similar in its rather striking imagery of writhing, uncontrollable creatures in a confined space.
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23565785 - 08/22/16 11:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said: He used the phrase "mad as a box of frogs", which I'd never heard either, and don't really understand. A box of frogs seems like it'd be pretty cool IMO.
Mad cool, yo
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: thenutflush]
#23566004 - 08/22/16 01:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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thenutflush said: That's one expensive whore you're paying just to skype with OP. Why don't you just do some research and find a good $300-$400 hour piece of ass?
Researching this involves having friends or taking chances on Craigslist
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23566073 - 08/22/16 01:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think I might have fucked it up. I sent her way too many emails some time ago.
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