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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23511660 - 08/05/16 04:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Who is JFT


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InvisibleSophistic Radiance
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #23511662 - 08/05/16 04:20 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It ties in with the humblebragging about his ostensible potential for a committed relationship with a porn star. He just wants us to know that he's got a nice body in her.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Crystal G] * 2
    #23511683 - 08/05/16 04:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It stands for "just for today", the user name of the OP of this thread, and many similar threads.

Soph: good observations.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23513188 - 08/05/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
Who is JFT




You know damn well who I am. I offered you shirtless pictures in exchange that you come visit me.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23513211 - 08/05/16 03:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Classy


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: koods]
    #23513215 - 08/05/16 03:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I am not really cocky anymore, Crystal G. Give the boy a shot.:smug:


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Invisiblenice1returns
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23513393 - 08/05/16 04:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
Most of the guys she fucks are not attractive at all I could have a shot.




Lol fail again

Women (and men) are attracted to more than just physical looks,
shes a fuckin porn star, she can take any physical look she likes, any day of the fuckin week, :shrug:
as can the vast majority of women with a vagina

mens perceptions of reality are so warped its amazing, are you a virgin, do you assume women are men and must therefore be attracted to the same things as you?

Is this an American thing or is Op just retarded?  Or am I insane?
I genuinely would like to know how anyone culd even question this shit unless they have never had a life beyond watching a TV sitcom 24/7?


how did you judge the guys to be "not attractive" OP?

Was it their amazing personalities or did you just stare it their packages individually?  :derp:  You should message her and tell her why her tastes in men are so bad.  That will surely convince her that your random creepy ass is a better date.  :thumbup:


Edited by nice1returns (08/05/16 04:29 PM)


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: nice1returns]
    #23513639 - 08/05/16 05:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I look at guys sometimes so I am able to make that judgment. You can't if you're not into that sonny boy.


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InvisibleAdden
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23513687 - 08/05/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe start courting male porn stars for practice then move on up to ladies after they impart you with wisdom. Definitely bring flowers.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23513793 - 08/05/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
I am not really cocky anymore, Crystal G. Give the boy a shot.:smug:





Wow.  Just wow. :facepalm:


That will sweep crystal g right off her feet  :laugh2:


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InvisibleAdden
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Masked]
    #23514028 - 08/05/16 07:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'd love to see those two in a cage match.


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OfflineBumbaa
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Adden]
    #23514034 - 08/05/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This guy must be a troll.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Adden] * 2
    #23514144 - 08/05/16 08:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Adden said:
I'd love to see those two in a cage match.



What, CG vs. JFT? I have a feeling CG would smash him.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23514151 - 08/05/16 08:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Lmao CG would kick the shit outta that panzi


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23517949 - 08/07/16 06:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
I am not really cocky anymore, Crystal G. Give the boy a shot.:smug:




Crystal G, don't give the boy a shot.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #23518278 - 08/07/16 09:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Do you know how to play the guitar?  Play her a heartfelt acoustic rendition of 'Roxanne' by The Police, and then afterwards, explain to her that she doesn't have to do porn anymore, that you're here to sweep her off her feet and away from that life.  Wear a tuxedo while skyping.




IME, this works best with the DENNIS system


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23518314 - 08/07/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That's one expensive whore you're paying just to skype with OP. Why don't you just do some research and find a good $300-$400 hour piece of ass?


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: thenutflush]
    #23565583 - 08/22/16 10:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Still haven't done this thing yet. Been too sick lately.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23565596 - 08/22/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I forgot about this thread. Mad as a box of frogs it is.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #23565601 - 08/22/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
Still haven't done this thing yet. Been too sick lately.





Porn stars LOVE sick dudes stalking them. These are facts.


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