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InvisibleServantOfBaphomet
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: plasma] * 1
    #23510162 - 08/04/16 04:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you do get a chance to skype her, have a chicken mask on with flowers and a couple shotguns.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Niffla] * 5
    #23510173 - 08/04/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
thread delivers






This needs to become a Niffla gream :yesnod:


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #23510302 - 08/04/16 05:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Jft, is your avatar Eleven from Stranger Things, but with hair?  It looks like her, but doesn't at the same time.




It's Arty. My favorite DJ in the world. Do you listen to him at all? I know you're into the electronic scene but tbh i'm bad with genres. I wanted to go to imagine but low on funds right now.



I can think of at least one major way that you could save money. :cookiemonster:


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23510380 - 08/04/16 06:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Don't


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23510431 - 08/04/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Pay her to fuck you? Seems the most logical option.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Othyem]
    #23510435 - 08/04/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Wow I didn't think about that?


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23510443 - 08/04/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Well, its better then trying to make her fall in love with you. I dont even know why you would consider that to be an option to be honest.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23510459 - 08/04/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Fine, better solution. Find some whore on backpage with a big ass and pretend.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Othyem]
    #23510467 - 08/04/16 06:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Othyem said:
Fine, better solution. Find some whore on backpage with a big ass and pretend.



Sounds like a way better option.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Othyem]
    #23510469 - 08/04/16 06:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Othyem said:
Pay her to fuck you? Seems the most logical option.



pay her double to pretend she likes you while you are at it


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Othyem]
    #23510471 - 08/04/16 06:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Subbed

:popcorn:


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Adden]
    #23510534 - 08/04/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This is an easy one.

Start a porn company, it costs like $100 to register a business I think. Rent a decent camera and contract her to do a porn with you. You will probably have to get an STD check first and do some paperwork. I would do like a casting room porn so there wouldn't need to be anyone else in the room with us. Then you can see if there is any chemistry, which there won't be.

Oh, and find someone who is at least halfway decent looking. That girl isn't even hot enough for porn. How much would you pay her?


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #23510559 - 08/04/16 07:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I knew this had to be a JFT thread from the title alone...


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23510604 - 08/04/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Othyem said:
Pay her to fuck you? Seems the most logical option.


pay her double to pretend she likes you while you are at it





pics or it didn't happen


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: ergoticmandala]
    #23510943 - 08/04/16 08:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Man this thread is weird.

Here's my favorite Arty track


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23511507 - 08/05/16 01:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Damn dude that girl got a BIG OL ASS.
Like I gotta wonder unless you got a huge porn star size dick, could it even reach her pussy tryna fuck her doggy style?


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23511519 - 08/05/16 01:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Whatever happened to that 16 year old Russian kid that won a 1-month hotel stay with some porn star?

Did he ever have sex with her? What did they end up doing?


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23511559 - 08/05/16 02:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Where do I sign up for contests like that?


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Crystal G] * 2
    #23511626 - 08/05/16 03:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You know, I was actually a lot like JFT before I transitioned, minus the bipolar. But all the crazy woman hangups he talks about where he fails to separate attraction from identification. In my case it was because I was in denial of identifying as a woman, so my identification would get displaced into my attraction. I felt like I needed a hot woman attached to me so that my miserably disembodied existence could be given some semblance of meaning. The need was desperate and overpowering; I was constantly hovering around these ridiculous faux romances with ill-fitting women who would have a remote interest in me at best.

It makes me wonder about JFT, man. :freud:


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 2
    #23511631 - 08/05/16 03:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Wow, that DOES make me wonder.  Also, thanks for sharing.  Cool that you have perspective on that kind of thing now.


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