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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23509816 - 08/04/16 02:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

After the shrug graemlin in that post, I have no idea what you're talking about.  Sorry.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #23509820 - 08/04/16 02:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If he is actually skyping this woman...he will be giving her his credit card # first.

C'mon JFT...you need to chill on this behavior...this is just another way of feeding your addictions.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #23509829 - 08/04/16 02:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Christina Grimey is a singer hat was recently shot by a crazed fan. He got plastic surgery to look like her ideal guy,set things up for years and then she got a serious big. Her killers co workers said basically "your crush has a big lol" not thinking about it and he drove something like 7 hours and shot her at a signing :sad:.

It all starts like this

Also I was remarking that Ms. Diamond has a fat jiggly ass but not as hot as a lot of pornstars I've seen


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings] * 3
    #23509843 - 08/04/16 02:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
Do you know how to play the guitar?  Play her a heartfelt acoustic rendition of 'Roxanne' by The Police, and then afterwards, explain to her that she doesn't have to do porn anymore, that you're here to sweep her off her feet and away from that life.  Wear a tuxedo while skyping.




If he is choosing from the Police catalogue "Every breathe you take" is the obvious choice.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #23509846 - 08/04/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Thayendanegea said:
If he is actually skyping this woman...he will be giving her his credit card # first.

C'mon JFT...you need to chill on this behavior...this is just another way of feeding your addictions.




She reminds me of the married woman in that picture I posted that burke linked you guys to.. Not as attractive though.. Maybe that's why I've been entertaining this idea alot.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23509848 - 08/04/16 02:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Who is your favorite porn star everyone?

Mine has to be Alexis Texas or Jada Stevens...:cool:


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23509859 - 08/04/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

thread delivers



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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: The Cheshire Cat] * 1
    #23509886 - 08/04/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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The Cheshire Cat said:
Who is your favorite porn star everyone?

Mine has to be Alexis Texas or Jada Stevens...:cool:






hailey paige; unfortunately she's dead


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: demiu5] * 12
    #23509906 - 08/04/16 03:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
Best way to confess your love towards a porn star?





don't.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: pirate-blues] * 2
    #23509951 - 08/04/16 03:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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pirate-blues said:
Quote:

JustForToday said:
Best way to confess your love towards a porn star?





don't.





:awesome:

i knew you're response before clicking the link

:lol:


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: pirate-blues] * 1
    #23509952 - 08/04/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

How do I confess my love for chubby goth bukkake?


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Invisibledemiu5
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Mitchnast] * 2
    #23509954 - 08/04/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Mitchnast said:
How do I confess my love for chubby goth bukkake?






you go to an ICP show and engage any of the whales you feel like


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23509962 - 08/04/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Jft, is your avatar Eleven from Stranger Things, but with hair?  It looks like her, but doesn't at the same time.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23509965 - 08/04/16 03:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
Jft, is your avatar Eleven from Stranger Things, but with hair?  It looks like her, but doesn't at the same time.




It's Arty. My favorite DJ in the world. Do you listen to him at all? I know you're into the electronic scene but tbh i'm bad with genres. I wanted to go to imagine but low on funds right now.


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23509976 - 08/04/16 03:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Nah, never heard of him. 

Hey, by way of advice, if you're running low on funds, don't give anything to this porn woman.  She's really not worth it.  You're not going to end up married to her, or even sleeping with her, so know that if her vids/pix are free online, you're already getting the best possible deal you can.  Listen to what Thayandanagea says on the subject, for real.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: demiu5]
    #23509977 - 08/04/16 03:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That's juggalo crowd skronk.  Different genre.  It's about as comparable as plugging buckets of soapy frogs to a purist.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Mitchnast]
    #23509980 - 08/04/16 03:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

forgiveness.  i saw your avatar and made an assumption


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23510017 - 08/04/16 03:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Buy her something nice off her Amazon Wish List. :cookiemonster:


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23510118 - 08/04/16 04:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
Nah, never heard of him. 

Hey, by way of advice, if you're running low on funds, don't give anything to this porn woman.  She's really not worth it.  You're not going to end up married to her, or even sleeping with her, so know that if her vids/pix are free online, you're already getting the best possible deal you can.  Listen to what Thayandanagea says on the subject, for real.




She just reminds me of debbie kind of from the way she looks but her ass is much bigger..


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23510138 - 08/04/16 04:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

This whole thing stinks to high heaven


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