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OfflineJustForToday
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Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? * 1
    #23509556 - 08/04/16 01:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I really have been big on porn lately but there is just one star i'm really hooked on right now that I think about throughout the day.

The porn star in question name is Diamond Monroe. I am planning to skype with her soon and am very nervous about this thing.

Highly unlikely i'll be given the time of day but at least it's worth a shot right?

What should I do?


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OfflineXingu
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23509566 - 08/04/16 01:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
What should I do?




Raise your standards.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Xingu]
    #23509573 - 08/04/16 01:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

How? I am becoming obsessed over this. I've seen all of her videos. Most of the guys she fucks are not attractive at all I could have a shot.


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 4
    #23509577 - 08/04/16 01:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

you should be like "damn baby, that's so hot when you get fucked like a girl with no self respect"


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InvisibleJvF
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23509578 - 08/04/16 01:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Shes probably getting paid a decent amoint to be with them

How did you get the chance to skype?


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Lucis]
    #23509705 - 08/04/16 01:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yes I know this sounds really crazy but I never said I was normal to begin with LOL


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Invisiblevinsue
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23509718 - 08/04/16 02:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

And you love her because...?

I think you're wasting your time though...:shrug:
:phreaklove: . . . :peace:


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Invisiblebadchad
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23509728 - 08/04/16 02:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
How? I am becoming obsessed over this. I've seen all of her videos. Most of the guys she fucks are not attractive at all I could have a shot.




You realize she's getting paid to bang those dudes, right? 

How did you manage to set up a skype session with her?


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...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

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OfflineSeriously_trippin
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: badchad]
    #23509743 - 08/04/16 02:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

His life is so sad. I can't even make fun of it anymore. Didn't he wanna skype with some black pornstar he was crazy about super recent? Wonder if he cut her head off. Btw he has me on ignore so he can't see this


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 19
    #23509746 - 08/04/16 02:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Do you know how to play the guitar?  Play her a heartfelt acoustic rendition of 'Roxanne' by The Police, and then afterwards, explain to her that she doesn't have to do porn anymore, that you're here to sweep her off her feet and away from that life.  Wear a tuxedo while skyping.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23509749 - 08/04/16 02:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:ilold:


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23509777 - 08/04/16 02:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I can longer participate in JFT threads, I've been ignored. Sucks bro.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23509784 - 08/04/16 02:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Seriously_trippin said:
His life is so sad. I can't even make fun of it anymore. Didn't he wanna skype with some black pornstar he was crazy about super recent? Wonder if he cut her head off. Btw he has me on ignore so he can't see this






i thought so, but couldn't find it when searching his posts.  could've missed it, or it could've been someone else


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23509786 - 08/04/16 02:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I think you need professional help JFT.


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: demiu5]
    #23509792 - 08/04/16 02:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

No, it was him.  In reference to the same porn star.  He posted a pic, some portly black broad.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday]
    #23509797 - 08/04/16 02:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
How? I am becoming obsessed over this. I've seen all of her videos. Most of the guys she fucks are not attractive at all I could have a shot.




Meet some other women to fantasize about, or even just walk around a mall or park and *see* women to think about. The more you feed the obsession, the bigger it will get. The more you put energy towards alternatives, the more it will fade.

I've known some people who worked in a related industry, and, while fun, they usually simply aren't the types to be capable of a loving monogamous relationship. If you're okay with a loving poly relationship, then maybe go for it? But still, if you value stability in your intimate relationships, you're looking in the wrong place.

I'm also assuming there's a good chance you're trolling.


Edited by Xingu (08/04/16 03:29 PM)


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: JustForToday] * 3
    #23509801 - 08/04/16 02:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
How? I am becoming obsessed over this. I've seen all of her videos. Most of the guys she fucks are not attractive at all I could have a shot.



You must be trolling. I can't take anything you say seriously.


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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23509804 - 08/04/16 02:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Bring flowers to the skype convo. Chicks dig flowers.


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: demiu5]
    #23509805 - 08/04/16 02:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)



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OfflineSeriously_trippin
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Re: Best way to confess your love towards a porn star? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23509812 - 08/04/16 02:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
No, it was him.  In reference to the same porn star.  He posted a pic, some portly black broad.



Oh idk if it makes it any better but at least it's not 2 pornstars , I guess. Actually that might be better :shrug:This honestly not joking is starting to seem like a christinia grimey case. I just looked her up that ass is nice I guess but there's been some of the hottest women I've ever seen in porn. She doesn't stack up imo


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