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Patlal
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If your mother went through your Internet history 1
#23508890 - 08/04/16 09:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Would you freak the fuck out or be OK with it?
If the cops went through your Internet history, would the answer be different?
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Patlal]
#23508927 - 08/04/16 09:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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She might be grossed out by my porn searches but honestly I wouldn't care because that's what she would deserve in that scenario.
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Patlal]
#23508933 - 08/04/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Neither would really see much. I have a nice collection of videos saved to my HDD, I very rarely "browse" anymore.
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#23508936 - 08/04/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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bro... do you actually watch porn? you know that no one does that right? that its all a big joke? youre fucking sick
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Patlal
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Vriska Serket]
#23509248 - 08/04/16 11:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'd love to see all of you guys explain the 25000 porn videos to yo mamas.
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Patlal] 1
#23509360 - 08/04/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I'd love to see all of you guys explain the 25000 porn videos to yo mamas.
mom's aren't dumb, well, at least hopefully not THAT dumb - they put up with their children during puberty and have gone through it themselves, lots of them probably have their own questionable browser history.
I mean 25000 videos is a pretty impressive number, but .
I have nothing on my laptop that would worry me if the cops went through it, me posting here is in and of itself the most questionable thing I do with it and I don't post anything that's in anyway incriminating. I would still not be a happy camper, but there's nothing that could actually get me in trouble.
I use incognito mode for my most damning searches so it's between me, myself, and my ISP and the NSA(lol), but sometimes I have really weird, occasionally questions that come out of left field that I sometimes realize look weird on my browser history but it's whatever. Whenever I use my one friend's laptop she just says 'don't look at my porn!' and that's that, so I'm not super self conscious about any of my browser history
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: pirate-blues]
#23509495 - 08/04/16 12:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Who the hell browses questionable things while not in incognito mode? 
If the cops looked through my history I would definitely have a lot of explaining to do as I love researching drugs regardless of it I have access to them.
Hopefully they would see all the articles about cops being complete scum though
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: musiclover420]
#23509513 - 08/04/16 12:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Private browsing Its awesome 
Those popups are tricky though, those can really catch you off guard in case of quick browser closings
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Patlal] 1
#23509518 - 08/04/16 12:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Pat, just get one of those "delete my browser history" medic alert bracelets.
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23509547 - 08/04/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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She would see diamond monroe all over my search history. I even have favorites of her. I want to marry her.
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: JustForToday]
#23509579 - 08/04/16 01:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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JustForToday said: She would see diamond monroe all over my search history. I even have favorites of her. I want to marry her.Get her pregnant so she is stuck with me.
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Patlal]
#23509589 - 08/04/16 01:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I almost made a similar thread, I was going to ask if others saw your online habits, would they be shocked.
I don't search anything strange, usually stuff about history, health, religions/spirituality, plants, fungi, science, and music/movies.
I have nothing to hide, I am actually rather boring, but I am mellow so that's nice.
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Lucis]
#23509608 - 08/04/16 01:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shit , It's sort of my worst fear for even strangers to see . I am one fucked up individual
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Seriously_trippin] 1
#23509650 - 08/04/16 01:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I encourage friends and family to look at my porn when they borrow my computer. Mainly because I always think my porn collection is better than theirs
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#23509668 - 08/04/16 01:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I remember one time I had problem with my broadband that wasn't just a modem problem the repair technician getting on my computer to fix something, that day kinda sucked . I usually remembered to make the browser privacy friendly before they'd show up but I forgot this time. It started with him typing in something in the address bar and it auto filling in all kinds of porn history as suggestions. Then at some point he opened up the history for whatever reason and saw a bunch more. He was here for awhile on my computer too. It wasn't just like 2 minutes of awkwardness. I think in the end it ended up being a problem with the line actually up on the utility pole but it took him like 45 minutes to figure it out and he kept trying all kinds of different shit.
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#23509897 - 08/04/16 03:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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One time my friend gave me his laptop to hook up to my projector to play music videos on at a party, and I started to type in youtube.com and, of course, the first thing that pops up in the browser history is not youtube, I was trying to type it in as fast as possible and would never point such a thing out or hover, but still a bunch of strangers saw his porn searches.
No one gave a fuck tho - I just felt real bad and now I go to youtube before I hook the projector up if I bring it to a gathering and the host lets me borrow a laptop.
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23509963 - 08/04/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said: Pat, just get one of those "delete my browser history" medic alert bracelets.
I need this.
If we're talking since the beginning of time, fuck. The internet was the damned wild west in the past, so definitely some shameful times as a teenager on the internet. 4chan grade material and Shroomery is probably up there, though.
If we're just talking my current history, a little kinky, lots of Reddit and Shroomery, craigslist, some torrents, and psychedelics info, but nothing too racey.
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Xingu]
#23510200 - 08/04/16 05:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Do you guys like not know about incognito mode?
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: SARAtonin]
#23510211 - 08/04/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Plain]
#23512808 - 08/05/16 01:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've got the best porn Blowjob, cumshots, swallow, anal, generic fucking and masturbation, random shit pulled from Tumblr. I'd be embarrassed (for 30 seconds) if my mother went through my bookmarks/downloads but it is something every human does. Why be ashamed? Your parents do it, your mother does it I was fixing my mothers/stepdads laptop and found porn history, with very specific titles
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: daz01]
#23512831 - 08/05/16 01:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lmao my searches often involve these words: Japanese,Latina,Bukkake,stockade,gameshow,creampie,multiple creampie,choking,bondage,squirting,blindfolded,rough,brutal,gangbang,object insertion.
And those are just the ones I feel like posting
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#23512849 - 08/05/16 01:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh yeah, I forgot about creampies and creampie gangbangs. Those are good too and several in my bookmarks. Gloryholes as well
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: daz01]
#23512862 - 08/05/16 01:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yup
I only like glory hole vids where she ends up getting fucked through it. That's hot
Watching 10 minutes of blowjobs pisses me off.
Oh! That's another category I like. Golden showers and chicks pissing in public
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: daz01]
#23512932 - 08/05/16 01:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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daz01 said: I've got the best porn Blowjob, cumshots, swallow, anal, generic fucking and masturbation, random shit pulled from Tumblr. I'd be embarrassed (for 30 seconds) if my mother went through my bookmarks/downloads but it is something every human does. Why be ashamed? Your parents do it, your mother does it I was fixing my mothers/stepdads laptop and found porn history, with very specific titles 
pretty sure my brother who is a tech wiz restored my old firefox history last time he was messing with my computer
he probably saw a lot of fucked up stumbleupon stuff and an absurd amount of not exactly vanilla porn
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Patlal]
#23512972 - 08/05/16 02:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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If the cops went through my internet history, they'd find my shoomery posts and realize that I'm in possession of a number of drugs and search my house.
If my mom went through my internet history, she wouldn't find anything she didn't already know/expect.
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: nooneman]
#23512990 - 08/05/16 02:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'd be pretty uncomfortable with my mom going through my internet history. I'm into some pretty funky porn. And worse, there's the shroomery in there too.
I would be miffed and a little uncomfortable, but not actually worried, if law enforcement went through my history.
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#23513233 - 08/05/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Seriously_trippin said: Yup
I only like glory hole vids where she ends up getting fucked through it. That's hot
Watching 10 minutes of blowjobs pisses me off.
Oh! That's another category I like. Golden showers and chicks pissing in public
Peeing on someone is way too much bodily fluids. Too far, bro
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daz01 said: I've got the best porn Blowjob, cumshots, swallow, anal, generic fucking and masturbation, random shit pulled from Tumblr. I'd be embarrassed (for 30 seconds) if my mother went through my bookmarks/downloads but it is something every human does. Why be ashamed? Your parents do it, your mother does it I was fixing my mothers/stepdads laptop and found porn history, with very specific titles 
pretty sure my brother who is a tech wiz restored my old firefox history last time he was messing with my computer
he probably saw a lot of fucked up stumbleupon stuff and an absurd amount of not exactly vanilla porn
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: daz01]
#23513240 - 08/05/16 03:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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the mere notion set forth by this thread is utterly proposterous... that is all my peeps
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: bass head]
#23513250 - 08/05/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lol I like the public peeing more. What's terrible is I can probably think of weirder porn I've watched.
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Patlal]
#23513369 - 08/05/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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What could be in your search history to get you prison time??
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: shadyy]
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I wouldn't be looking my mother in the eyes for a long time.
If cops went through my history they'd prob leave me alone honestly.
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: goldcaphunter]
#23513694 - 08/05/16 05:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Mom --> some explaining. Cops --> fine. 
It's knowing these combinations that would make this poll interesting.
Also, no porn. No hentai either. There's enough of that at home.
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Hanz]
#23513707 - 08/05/16 06:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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lol my mom found out about shroomery when I let her use my laptop a while back and she saw it on the browser history 
All she did was go "shroomery.org lol whaaaaA?"
and I was like "yeah..I was researching psychedelic mushrooms for medicinal purposes", and she just shrugged and never brought it up again.
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: pirate-blues]
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pirate-blues said: lol my mom found out about shroomery when I let her use my laptop a while back and she saw it on the browser history 
All she did was go "shroomery.org lol whaaaaA?"
and I was like "yeah..I was researching psychedelic mushrooms for medicinal purposes", and she just shrugged and never brought it up again.
Told my mom it was a weed news website with people who still smoke and occasionally do psychedelics but there's sober people I talk to . I said it was a weed forum because luckily that day the news section had nothing but marijuana news
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Patlal]
#23514052 - 08/05/16 07:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I'd love to see all of you guys explain the 25000 porn videos to yo mamas.
dude the cat in your signature looks so comfy
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: SARAtonin]
#23515639 - 08/06/16 10:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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SARAtonin said: Do you guys like not know about incognito mode? 
I just really don't care that much to bother to use it. lol. Very unlikely that anyone will ever see my browser history.
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Xingu]
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If my mom found out i would freak out probly more than her as I'm already a lost cause and black sheep.(in her eyes my smoking pot makes any sin fair game to me, i have no morals and all that shit).
If the cops went through it? I'd probably honestly panic for a bit, but once i calmed myself dowm with the fact that it knowledge amd research isn't illegal I'd be fine about it.
And you guys talking about incognito mode do realize it only keeps the average joe from seeing what you post right? It won't keep cops from finding shit.(unless you use TOR or anything along those lines)
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
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You smoke pot? Damn man, you lost all moral high ground
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