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OfflineSeriously_trippin
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: daz01]
    #23512831 - 08/05/16 01:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Lmao my searches often involve these words: Japanese,Latina,Bukkake,stockade,gameshow,creampie,multiple creampie,choking,bondage,squirting,blindfolded,rough,brutal,gangbang,object insertion.


And those are just the ones I feel like posting


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23512849 - 08/05/16 01:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Oh yeah, I forgot about creampies and creampie gangbangs. Those are good too and several in my bookmarks. Gloryholes as well  :awejeez:


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: daz01]
    #23512862 - 08/05/16 01:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yup :grin:

I only like glory hole vids where she ends up getting fucked through it. That's hot

Watching 10 minutes of blowjobs pisses me off.

Oh! That's another category I like. Golden showers and chicks pissing in public


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: daz01]
    #23512932 - 08/05/16 01:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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daz01 said:
I've got the best porn :ancientaliens: Blowjob, cumshots, swallow, anal, generic fucking and masturbation, random shit pulled from Tumblr.
I'd be embarrassed (for 30 seconds) if my mother went through my bookmarks/downloads but it is something every human does. Why be ashamed? Your parents do it, your mother does it :cookiemonster: I was fixing my mothers/stepdads laptop and found porn history, with very specific titles  :puke:



pretty sure my brother who is a tech wiz restored my old firefox history last time he was messing with my computer

he probably saw a lot of fucked up stumbleupon stuff and an absurd amount of not exactly vanilla porn


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Patlal]
    #23512972 - 08/05/16 02:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If the cops went through my internet history, they'd find my shoomery posts and realize that I'm in possession of a number of drugs and search my house.

If my mom went through my internet history, she wouldn't find anything she didn't already know/expect.


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: nooneman]
    #23512990 - 08/05/16 02:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'd be pretty uncomfortable with my mom going through my internet history. I'm into some pretty funky porn. And worse, there's the shroomery in there too.

I would be miffed and a little uncomfortable, but not actually worried, if law enforcement went through my history.


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23513233 - 08/05/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Seriously_trippin said:
Yup :grin:

I only like glory hole vids where she ends up getting fucked through it. That's hot

Watching 10 minutes of blowjobs pisses me off.

Oh! That's another category I like. Golden showers and chicks pissing in public




:nomoreinternet:

Peeing on someone is way too much bodily fluids. Too far, bro  :awedisgust:

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Nemmies said:
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daz01 said:
I've got the best porn :ancientaliens: Blowjob, cumshots, swallow, anal, generic fucking and masturbation, random shit pulled from Tumblr.
I'd be embarrassed (for 30 seconds) if my mother went through my bookmarks/downloads but it is something every human does. Why be ashamed? Your parents do it, your mother does it :cookiemonster: I was fixing my mothers/stepdads laptop and found porn history, with very specific titles  :puke:



pretty sure my brother who is a tech wiz restored my old firefox history last time he was messing with my computer

he probably saw a lot of fucked up stumbleupon stuff and an absurd amount of not exactly vanilla porn




:pedobear: ?


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: daz01]
    #23513240 - 08/05/16 03:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

the mere notion set forth by this thread is utterly proposterous... that is all my peeps


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OfflineSeriously_trippin
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: bass head]
    #23513250 - 08/05/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Lol I like the public peeing more.  What's terrible is I can probably think of weirder porn I've watched.


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Patlal]
    #23513369 - 08/05/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

What could be in your search history to get you prison time??


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: shadyy]
    #23513411 - 08/05/16 04:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I wouldn't be looking my mother in the eyes for a long time.

If cops went through my history they'd prob leave me alone honestly.


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23513694 - 08/05/16 05:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Mom --> some explaining.
Cops --> fine. :shrug:

It's knowing these combinations that would make this poll interesting.

Also, no porn. No hentai either. There's enough of that at home.


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Hanz]
    #23513707 - 08/05/16 06:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

lol my mom found out about shroomery when I let her use my laptop a while back and she saw it on the browser history :facepalm:


All she did was go "shroomery.org lol whaaaaA?"


and I was like "yeah..I was researching psychedelic mushrooms for medicinal purposes", and she just shrugged and never brought it up again.


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23513810 - 08/05/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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pirate-blues said:
lol my mom found out about shroomery when I let her use my laptop a while back and she saw it on the browser history :facepalm:


All she did was go "shroomery.org lol whaaaaA?"


and I was like "yeah..I was researching psychedelic mushrooms for medicinal purposes", and she just shrugged and never brought it up again.



Told my mom it was a weed news website with people who still smoke and occasionally do psychedelics but there's sober people I talk to . I said it was a weed forum because luckily that day the news section had nothing but marijuana news


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Patlal]
    #23514052 - 08/05/16 07:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Patlal said:
I'd love to see all of you guys explain the 25000 porn videos to yo mamas.



dude the cat in your signature looks so comfy


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: SARAtonin]
    #23515639 - 08/06/16 10:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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SARAtonin said:
Do you guys like not know about incognito mode? :lol:




I just really don't care that much to bother to use it. lol. Very unlikely that anyone will ever see my browser history.


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Xingu]
    #23515695 - 08/06/16 10:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If my mom found out i would freak out probly more than her as I'm already a lost cause and black sheep.(in her eyes my smoking pot makes any sin fair game to me, i have no morals and all that shit).

If the cops went through it? I'd probably honestly panic for a bit, but once i calmed myself dowm with the fact that it knowledge amd research isn't illegal I'd be fine about it.

And you guys talking about incognito mode do realize it only keeps the average joe from seeing what you post right? It won't keep cops from finding shit.(unless you use TOR or anything along those lines)


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #23515805 - 08/06/16 11:44 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You smoke pot? Damn man, you lost all moral high ground :grin:


:heart: H.


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