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OfflinePatlal
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If your mother went through your Internet history * 1
    #23508890 - 08/04/16 09:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Would you freak the fuck out or be OK with it?

If the cops went through your Internet history, would the answer be different?
Your mom goes through your Internet history
You may choose only one
If the cops go through your Internet history
You may choose only one


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OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Patlal]
    #23508927 - 08/04/16 09:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

She might be grossed out by my porn searches but honestly I wouldn't care because that's what she would deserve in that scenario.


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Patlal]
    #23508933 - 08/04/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Neither would really see much. I have a nice collection of videos saved to my HDD, I very rarely "browse" anymore.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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OfflineVriska Serket
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #23508936 - 08/04/16 09:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

bro... do you actually watch porn? you know that no one does that right? that its all a big joke? youre fucking sick


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Vriska Serket]
    #23509248 - 08/04/16 11:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'd love to see all of you guys explain the 25000 porn videos to yo mamas.


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Invisiblepirate-blues
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23509360 - 08/04/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
I'd love to see all of you guys explain the 25000 porn videos to yo mamas.






mom's aren't dumb, well, at least hopefully not THAT dumb - they put up with their children during puberty and have gone through it themselves, lots of them probably have their own questionable browser history.

I mean 25000 videos is a pretty impressive number, but :shrug:.

I have nothing on my laptop that would worry me if the cops went through it, me posting here is in and of itself the most questionable thing I do with it and I don't post anything that's in anyway incriminating. I would still not be a happy camper, but there's nothing that could actually get me in trouble.


I use incognito mode for my most damning searches so it's between me, myself, and my ISP and the NSA(lol), but sometimes I have really weird, occasionally questions that come out of left field that I sometimes realize look weird on my browser history but it's whatever. Whenever I use my one friend's laptop she just says 'don't look at my porn!' and that's that, so I'm not super self conscious about any of my browser history :lol:


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Offlinemusiclover420
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23509495 - 08/04/16 12:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Who the hell browses questionable things while not in incognito mode? :lol:

If the cops looked through my history I would definitely have a lot of explaining to do as I love researching drugs regardless of it I have access to them.

Hopefully they would see all the articles about cops being complete scum though :tongue2:


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OfflineTripsurfer
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: musiclover420]
    #23509513 - 08/04/16 12:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Private browsing
Its awesome :thumbup:

Those popups are tricky though, those can really catch you off guard in case of quick browser closings :rofl:


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23509518 - 08/04/16 12:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Pat, just get one of those "delete my browser history" medic alert bracelets.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23509547 - 08/04/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

She would see diamond monroe all over my search history. I even have favorites of her. I want to marry her.


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: JustForToday]
    #23509579 - 08/04/16 01:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
She would see diamond monroe all over my search history. I even have favorites of her. I want to marry her.Get her pregnant so she is stuck with me.




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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Patlal]
    #23509589 - 08/04/16 01:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I almost made a similar thread, I was going to ask if others saw your online habits, would they be shocked.

I don't search anything strange, usually stuff about history, health, religions/spirituality, plants, fungi, science, and music/movies.

I have nothing to hide, I am actually rather boring, but I am mellow so that's nice.


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Lucis]
    #23509608 - 08/04/16 01:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Shit , It's sort of my worst fear for even strangers to see . I am one fucked up individual


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 1
    #23509650 - 08/04/16 01:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I encourage friends and family to look at my porn when they borrow my computer. Mainly because I always think my porn collection is better than theirs


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whats this man saying?


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23509668 - 08/04/16 01:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I remember one time I had problem with my broadband that wasn't just a modem problem the repair technician getting on my computer to fix something, that day kinda sucked :rofl:. I usually remembered to make the browser privacy friendly before they'd show up but I forgot this time. It started with him typing in something in the address bar and it auto filling in all kinds of porn history as suggestions. Then at some point he opened up the history for whatever reason and saw a bunch more. He was here for awhile on my computer too. It wasn't just like 2 minutes of awkwardness. I think in the end it ended up being a problem with the line actually up on the utility pole but it took him like 45 minutes to figure it out and he kept trying all kinds of different shit.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Invisiblepirate-blues
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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #23509897 - 08/04/16 03:17 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

One time my friend gave me his laptop to hook up to my projector to play music videos on at a party, and I started to type in youtube.com and, of course, the first thing that pops up in the browser history is not youtube, I was trying to type it in as fast as possible and would never point such a thing out or hover, but still a bunch of strangers saw his porn searches.

No one gave a fuck tho - I just felt real bad and now I go to youtube before I hook the projector up if I bring it to a gathering and the host lets me borrow a laptop.


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23509963 - 08/04/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Pat, just get one of those "delete my browser history" medic alert bracelets.




I need this.

If we're talking since the beginning of time, fuck. The internet was the damned wild west in the past, so definitely some shameful times as a teenager on the internet. 4chan grade material and Shroomery is probably up there, though.

If we're just talking my current history, a little kinky, lots of Reddit and Shroomery, craigslist, some torrents, and psychedelics info, but nothing too racey.


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Xingu]
    #23510200 - 08/04/16 05:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Do you guys like not know about incognito mode? :lol:


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: SARAtonin]
    #23510211 - 08/04/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:cop:


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Re: If your mother went through your Internet history [Re: Plain]
    #23512808 - 08/05/16 01:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I've got the best porn :ancientaliens: Blowjob, cumshots, swallow, anal, generic fucking and masturbation, random shit pulled from Tumblr.
I'd be embarrassed (for 30 seconds) if my mother went through my bookmarks/downloads but it is something every human does. Why be ashamed? Your parents do it, your mother does it :cookiemonster: I was fixing my mothers/stepdads laptop and found porn history, with very specific titles  :puke:


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