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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23565692 - 08/22/16 11:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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something super extreme said:
im natty foot hella



I can't figure out if that's awesome or totally gay. Could go either way, those words...


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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23565695 - 08/22/16 11:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

exactly, bro. exactly.


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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #23565710 - 08/22/16 11:35 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm 5'9". I used to be 5'10", actually. I haven't  measured myself in a while so for all I know I'm 5'8" by now.

Jsb, I read somewhere that males on the internet exaggerate their height by three inches on average. So if you're pitting London-IRL height against heights self-reported by shroomery users, of course Londoners will appear to come up short.


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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: something super extreme]
    #23565720 - 08/22/16 11:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

something super extreme said:
im natty foot hella




You're drunk and high

I'm 6' 2" I don't know if I said that
Cause I'm drunk and high too
:excited:


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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23565723 - 08/22/16 11:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

now i'm 3 foot 9 inches

man why am i getting shorter :confused:


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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #23565724 - 08/22/16 11:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sophistic Radiance said:
Jsb, I read somewhere that males on the internet exaggerate their height by three inches on average.



I wouldn't be surprised. Is that like that thing where men say they've slept with more women than they actually have, and women say less?

Goddamn I fucking hate social conditioning and the tendencies and trends stemming from it. If it was a person I'd torture it and as slowly as painfully as possible as I could before dissolving it in acid and burning whatever remained.


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--Jac O'keeffe


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InvisibleModestMouse
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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23565725 - 08/22/16 11:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's the drugs man they're shrinking your legs
:barbershreds:


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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23565727 - 08/22/16 11:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:mallow:


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23565729 - 08/22/16 11:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:tardpig:


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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23565736 - 08/22/16 11:43 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

that's my right now dude.  i'm high out of my fucking gourd.  i feel like i'm floating.


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23565738 - 08/22/16 11:44 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It's fucking Monday afternoon
And I'm fucked up
Didn't plan on it but I'm gonna go with it
Let the liquor do the thinking


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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23565743 - 08/22/16 11:45 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:lahey:


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23565744 - 08/22/16 11:45 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Thats's what I thought. So where's your bro? Actually, scratch that, I think I seen a pic of the dude in a family photo you posted. He got a king beard right?





Ya he's just a straight boss as far as manliness goes. 

My mom quit everything when she was pregnant with me, smokes, drinks etc


With him she smoked and had a drink here and there.

I was born with neuroblostoma cancer and one nut.

He was born fit as a fiddle and has Polyorchidism.  His third testicle is just for show, doesn't produce sperm, but the universe is just chaos.


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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: vandago]
    #23565752 - 08/22/16 11:47 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Sorted. If I ever have kids I'm gonna make sure my partner is full of nicotine and rum. It's clearly the way to produce a fully fledged pirate. And we all know they're as manly as it gets...


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23565759 - 08/22/16 11:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm going to fill my partner with formaldehyde and silicone that way she stays mine forever
right in the basement with the others


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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: something super extreme]
    #23565769 - 08/22/16 11:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You really know how to steal my heart.  I'll buy the silicone and formaldehyde, you buy the rings, we will go half on the operation.......or you can just do the op yourself you sly dog you :wink:


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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: vandago]
    #23565780 - 08/22/16 11:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Deal. I'm a romantic with no shame.


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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: something super extreme]
    #23565788 - 08/22/16 11:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

half the thread is liars


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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: Sheekle]
    #23565790 - 08/22/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Are you saying im not natty foot hella


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Re: How fuckin tall are ya [Re: Sheekle]
    #23565796 - 08/22/16 12:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I get called a liar on the 6'6 thing a lot, cause apparently every guy on dating apps say they are 6'4-6'8.  I've even had a guy to my face say he was 6'8 and he was like 4 inches shorter than me.

I posted pics so I didn't have to get the fuck out. And stop lying about statistics.


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