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InvisibleOrgoneConclusion
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Growing old is not a crime!
    #23508099 - 08/04/16 01:12 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

The last woman that was seriously interested in me was 22 years younger. SHE APPROACHED ME, so I was not the old perv coming on to a younger woman. I do not dye my hair nor have I had any cosmetic surgery. In our final conversation she blasted me for being old as if I did something wrong. We never discussed our age difference. I never lied nor led her to think otherwise, it just never came up.

Then she got pissed at me, did a web search, and suddenly my age is an additional reason to be angry.

I would hit her with my cane if it wasn't so heavy! :oldman:


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Re: Growing old is not a crime! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23508104 - 08/04/16 01:15 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

um ok.


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Re: Growing old is not a crime! [Re: sprinkles] * 1
    #23508109 - 08/04/16 01:18 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You phucker. I am going to have my nurse help me up then you are in serious trouble! :shakefist:


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Re: Growing old is not a crime! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23508133 - 08/04/16 01:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

um no.



I wont hesitate to push a wheelchair person down a flight of stairs.  Just ask enlil.  They got it coming.


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Re: Growing old is not a crime! [Re: sprinkles]
    #23508138 - 08/04/16 01:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Equal Opportunity Sadist. :thumbup:


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Re: Growing old is not a crime! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23508175 - 08/04/16 02:10 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

equal opportunity my ass.  I only hurt children, elderly, and the disabled.


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Re: Growing old is not a crime! [Re: sprinkles]
    #23508267 - 08/04/16 03:33 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

you need to keep abreast of the flux of cultural icons.
eg.
who is Drake.
do you like Rihanna
do you understand the meaning of O V O

this can be as important 'sexually' as knowing who is the president of the united states, and what day of the week it is.

importantly, every day is NOT Sunday.


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Re: Growing old is not a crime! [Re: redgreenvines]
    #23508699 - 08/04/16 08:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

why come every day is not sunday?  what does that mean? 



the sabbath is actually suppose to be on saturday.  I play it safe and act like every day is sunday, on the off chance sunday is wrong.


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Re: Growing old is not a crime! [Re: sprinkles]
    #23508887 - 08/04/16 09:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

"It should be a crime for elderly men to not receive DHT injections" - Joanna Perkychezt, an 89 year old nympho

:goldfarb:


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Re: Growing old is not a crime! [Re: sprinkles]
    #23510227 - 08/04/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

sprinkles said:
why come every day is not sunday?  what does that mean? 



the sabbath is actually suppose to be on saturday.  I play it safe and act like every day is sunday, on the off chance sunday is wrong.





retired people treat every day like sunday


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Re: Growing old is not a crime! [Re: redgreenvines]
    #23510351 - 08/04/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Except Thursday, that's go to a doctor day and then dinner at the Thursday late  :feelsjohngoodman: afternoon senior special buffet.


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Re: Growing old is not a crime! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23511203 - 08/04/16 10:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:
The last woman that was seriously interested in me was 22 years younger. SHE APPROACHED ME, so I was not the old perv coming on to a younger woman. I do not dye my hair nor have I had any cosmetic surgery. In our final conversation she blasted me for being old as if I did something wrong. We never discussed our age difference. I never lied nor led her to think otherwise, it just never came up.

Then she got pissed at me, did a web search, and suddenly my age is an additional reason to be angry.

I would hit her with my cane if it wasn't so heavy! :oldman:




Perhaps being older and well dressed she though you might be loaded. Discovering that you were not a man of means suddenly you are "old".


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Re: Growing old is not a crime! [Re: Rahz]
    #23511226 - 08/04/16 10:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Khaki shorts, sandals and Hawaiian shirt = money $$$.

I think my "energy" hypnotized her. She told her friend she thought I was 48.


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Re: Growing old is not a crime! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23511259 - 08/04/16 10:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Khaki shorts, sandals and Hawaiian shirt = money $$$.




I hear that's what the Silicone Valley dress code has evolved into.


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Re: Growing old is not a crime! [Re: Rahz]
    #23511284 - 08/04/16 11:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Silicon

Actually I was in Orange County, the largest per capita implants in the world, so maybe you got it right. :tongue:


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Re: Growing old is not a crime! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23511436 - 08/05/16 12:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Damn, you think that's why all my applications were rejected?


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Re: Growing old is not a crime! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #23512633 - 08/05/16 12:27 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It certainly is if you're still driving.


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Re: Growing old is not a crime! [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23512679 - 08/05/16 12:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:unwanted:


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Re: Growing old is not a crime! [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23512739 - 08/05/16 12:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Wuv you.


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Re: Growing old is not a crime! [Re: Into The Woods]
    #23513567 - 08/05/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

by largest per capita you mean bigger than your head (each)


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