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Re: Any of y'all cool with cockroaches? [Re: Niffla]
#23506389 - 08/03/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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search youtube for bed bug infestation and stuff like that
you'll see some pretty gnarly stuff
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Re: Any of y'all cool with cockroaches? [Re: Niffla]
#23506390 - 08/03/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'll tell you how not okay I am with them and this is totally true. Just a week or so ago I had to call my wife and tell her to hurry up and come home from shopping or whatever she was doing, and come kill the roach that was in my bedroom. She was like a 5-10 minute drive away. Any other room I would've left and avoided for as long as I could, then when I had to go in it (bathroom for example) I would be creeping along scanning every square inch of surface and listening for the sound of their feet. It would take me about a literal minute to take 5 steps. But this fucker was in my room so it had to go. I called her and told her to get home now and stood out in the hallway watching it so I knew where it was when she got here, but ready to run if it took off flying.
I have a severe phobia of cockroaches.
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Re: Any of y'all cool with cockroaches? [Re: shadyy]
#23506394 - 08/03/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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i hate liz said: search youtube for bed bug infestation and stuff like that
you'll see some pretty gnarly stuff
I already did
And wish I hadn't
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Re: Any of y'all cool with cockroaches? [Re: shadyy]
#23506395 - 08/03/16 04:42 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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mice too
there's a vid where there are just like hundreds of mice going nuts
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Re: Any of y'all cool with cockroaches? [Re: Niffla]
#23506400 - 08/03/16 04:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well, you've got a bunch hiding somewhere in your place. I dunno if you're in a apartment building, but I'd definitely call the landlord about them.
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Re: Any of y'all cool with cockroaches? [Re: Shroomslip]
#23506423 - 08/03/16 04:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: I'll tell you how not okay I am with them and this is totally true. Just a week or so ago I had to call my wife and tell her to hurry up and come home from shopping or whatever she was doing, and come kill the roach that was in my bedroom. She was like a 5-10 minute drive away. Any other room I would've left and avoided for as long as I could, then when I had to go in it (bathroom for example) I would be creeping along scanning every square inch of surface and listening for the sound of their feet. It would take me about a literal minute to take 5 steps. But this fucker was in my room so it had to go. I called her and told her to get home now and stood out in the hallway watching it so I knew where it was when she got here, but ready to run if it took off flying.
I have a severe phobia of cockroaches.

I'm not quite at that level, but yeah I feel your pain, slip.
Even though they do give me the shivers I'm still able to go up to it and kill it given the opportunity. The last one I saw -- and it wasn't exactly small one -- I crept up to it with a wad of paper towel in my hand and snatched him as quick as I could and then smashed his ass. And then I tossed it and that paper towel into a grocery bag and tied up the bag...the little motherfucker was still in there moving, too.
<shudder>
this is how I picture you btw last week when you saw that roach
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Re: Any of y'all cool with cockroaches? [Re: Shroomslip]
#23506429 - 08/03/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: I'll tell you how not okay I am with them and this is totally true. Just a week or so ago I had to call my wife and tell her to hurry up and come home from shopping or whatever she was doing, and come kill the roach that was in my bedroom. She was like a 5-10 minute drive away. Any other room I would've left and avoided for as long as I could, then when I had to go in it (bathroom for example) I would be creeping along scanning every square inch of surface and listening for the sound of their feet. It would take me about a literal minute to take 5 steps. But this fucker was in my room so it had to go. I called her and told her to get home now and stood out in the hallway watching it so I knew where it was when she got here, but ready to run if it took off flying.
I have a severe phobia of cockroaches.
You remind me of this Asian girl I know
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Re: Any of y'all cool with cockroaches? [Re: Niffla]
#23506440 - 08/03/16 04:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Bot flies are pretty brute too man. Look up some pics of what they can do to ya! Makes me never want to go to the jungle.
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Edited by SonicTitan (08/03/16 04:53 PM)
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Re: Any of y'all cool with cockroaches? [Re: SonicTitan]
#23506448 - 08/03/16 04:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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ew, that shit reminds me of the closeup videos of people squeezing out weird ass strings from their face...fucking
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Re: Any of y'all cool with cockroaches? [Re: shadyy]
#23506455 - 08/03/16 04:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yea man, they lay thier eggs in your skin and the maggots come out in like these hard looking pellets or something. Its pretty fucked up.
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Re: Any of y'all cool with cockroaches? [Re: Niffla]
#23506456 - 08/03/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Man I had this cockroach problem a couple of months ago and when I asked my roommate at the time why he wasn't as grossed out about it as I was he just shrugged. I know everybody is different but this guy would just leave his toothbrush out on the shelf surrounded by crumbs, dip spit, weed, and toothpaste, where no doubt cockroaches would probably climb over, at night or when we weren't there. it gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking about it. YUCK
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Re: Any of y'all cool with cockroaches? [Re: Niffla]
#23506464 - 08/03/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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My face/actions would be more appropriate for someone who just encountered a snarling large dog. I kinda freeze up and lock eyes on it and and try to back away slowly until it's far enough away from me that I feel confident I can out run it. It's only the ones with wings that are that bad for me. I still don't like the wingless ones and will jump/run from them if they charge towards me but they're pretty easy to avoid. The flying bastards are unpredictable.
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Re: Any of y'all cool with cockroaches? [Re: SonicTitan]
#23506469 - 08/03/16 04:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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SonicTitan said: Bot flies are pretty brute too man. Look up some pics of what they can do to ya! Makes me never want to go to the jungle.
Okay yeah that shit just scarred me for life
One of the first photos that came up was some dude's back that was completely taken over by them
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Re: Any of y'all cool with cockroaches? [Re: Shroomslip]
#23506472 - 08/03/16 05:00 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: I kinda freeze up and lock eyes on it and and try to back away slowly until it's far enough away from me that I feel confident I can out run it.
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Re: Any of y'all cool with cockroaches? [Re: Niffla]
#23506479 - 08/03/16 05:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Now I got a visual in my head of slip running as fast as he can out of his home with a tiny cockroach in full pursuit
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Re: Any of y'all cool with cockroaches? [Re: Niffla]
#23506494 - 08/03/16 05:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh yea bud, doesnt look fun at all.
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Re: Any of y'all cool with cockroaches? [Re: SonicTitan]
#23506502 - 08/03/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Roaches are creepy cause they have high level consiousness. They know when they've been spotted.
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Re: Any of y'all cool with cockroaches? [Re: Niffla]
#23506632 - 08/03/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Niffla said: Now I got a visual in my head of slip running as fast as he can out of his home with a tiny cockroach in full pursuit
I threatened to burn the entire house down if she didn't get home before it got away. If he had escaped I wouldn't of been able to sleep. If it's in my room, I have got to see a dead body. The last time I just assumed I wouldn't see it again and went about my business, I woke up with it on me. Everyone knows not to fuck with me when it comes to roaches. I will get straight up violent. Throw that dead one on me because "it'll be funny", see what happens, I dare you. 
It's all cuz of a dream I had when I was a really young kid too. I wasn't always afraid of them, I even kept one in a jar and fed it slices of cheese, I barely remember it because I was so young. I had a nightmare where I woke up and everything seemed normal, it was very real, didn't seem dream like at all.. but something was tickling me under the covers and I lifted them up and from the neck down I was covered in them to the point you couldn't see skin or clothes. It literally traumatized me because I've been deathly afraid of them ever since.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
Edited by Shroomslip (08/03/16 05:48 PM)
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