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OfflineMrBlueYoMind
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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: weirdguy32]
    #23505912 - 08/03/16 02:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I just got out the shower and measured mine.... 13 inches.  I didn't start growing a beard until around 27 though because of work and their shave policy.

I can now officially ask girls if they want to try 13 inches between their legs.

If they ask if I'm talking about my dick I'll just say "I'll have to fuck you twice for that"


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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23505938 - 08/03/16 02:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Love it when a woman strokes my beard



You know its apparently an erogenous zone for a man?

I came to mid way through fucking this chick once after a 3 day meth binge rounded off with a bottle of vodka. Blacked out and literally came to doggystyle. I had been trying to ween myself off casual sex at the time too.

When I asked her how it all came to be in the morning she mentioned that she had started stroking my beard and then I started making pleasurable growls and it went from there...

I used to get my wife to do it all the time. Love it.



Hell yeah. Idk why buts it's sexy. Especially when she strokes under my chin it's just an instant pleasure


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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: Sanguin3] * 3
    #23505942 - 08/03/16 02:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Nope!


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OfflineThe Cheshire Cat
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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: Sanguin3]
    #23506094 - 08/03/16 03:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Growing a beard all comes down to genetics my friend. If you don't got the genes then you won't have the beard. :rolleyes:

Unless you want to transplant skin from your scalp and put it on your face, I see no way of growing a beard if you don't have the genes.:rasta:


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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: Sanguin3]
    #23506112 - 08/03/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sanguin3 said:
If so, since when?

I'm 22 and starting to lose hope that I'll ever be able to. I can grow a weak chin strap but that's about it. I'm still missing spots on my cheeks and the goatee connectors.

Someone tell me that you couldn't grow a beard at 22 but now you can, make me feel better. It's been filling out a bit over the last year but not fast enough to make me think a beard is in my future.



51 and still can not grow a full beard or mustache. I can g a day without shaving no prob, and razors last me a loooong time, so it's not a great expense. There are pluses to this!


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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23506116 - 08/03/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

yeah i can grow a beard.  a lil patchy in some places, but with enough time it grows in.


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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23506224 - 08/03/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
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Seriously_trippin said:
Love it when a woman strokes my beard



You know its apparently an erogenous zone for a man?

I came to mid way through fucking this chick once after a 3 day meth binge rounded off with a bottle of vodka. Blacked out and literally came to doggystyle. I had been trying to ween myself off casual sex at the time too.

When I asked her how it all came to be in the morning she mentioned that she had started stroking my beard and then I started making pleasurable growls and it went from there...

I used to get my wife to do it all the time. Love it.




I don't know about the beard being an erogenous zone for a man but, I'm sure there's a pheromonal like male musk excreted in the sweat in the crease of the chin, just below the lower lip. Having that area bearded will help collect the scent better.
If you rub the side of your forefinger back and forth along this crease, when your hot, and put the finger to your nose you can get a fleeting whiff of it.
Maybe your ex was inadvertantly rubbing off your pheremone, and, getting a snootful of your man-mone, she became aroused.
Or, maybe it was just the meth. :shrug: :wink:

OP. This was me in '85>  mid 20's, trimmed a little for xmas at the parents.


Some 30ish years later, Second trim of the summer >


I naused it up a bit, my excuse, it was the first day of my latest dry period so I was just a little jittery. One month dry as of last saturday. :thumbup:


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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: Sanguin3]
    #23506241 - 08/03/16 03:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Been growin a beard since been pimpin'


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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23506246 - 08/03/16 03:58 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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One month dry as of last saturday.



Congratulations my man. Those fucking jitters on recovery are nasty fuckers.


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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23506265 - 08/03/16 04:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

A chinese herbalist gave me this recipe for growing a beard. You have to piss in a quart jar, let it sit for a month with 3 holes punched in the lid, in a warm space, and then mix it with a fresh dump after you've eaten an oatmeal and protein powder shake the night before, which contains your own semen. These 3 ingredients you then mix well in a pot and leave on a slow boil for 45 minutes. The most important part is to remove the pot and immediately smear your face with the concoction because the heat opens your pores and also acts as a kind of skin peel. Leave it on for exactly 36 hours, touching up any spot that might peel off as needed. The secret of course is that your hormones are concentrated in this elixir, which makes it very potent. Good luck pal.


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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: ByCoverOfNight] * 1
    #23508184 - 08/04/16 02:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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ByCoverOfNight said:
A chinese herbalist gave me this recipe for growing a beard. You have to piss in a quart jar, let it sit for a month with 3 holes punched in the lid, in a warm space, and then mix it with a fresh dump after you've eaten an oatmeal and protein powder shake the night before, which contains your own semen. These 3 ingredients you then mix well in a pot and leave on a slow boil for 45 minutes. The most important part is to remove the pot and immediately smear your face with the concoction because the heat opens your pores and also acts as a kind of skin peel. Leave it on for exactly 36 hours, touching up any spot that might peel off as needed. The secret of course is that your hormones are concentrated in this elixir, which makes it very potent. Good luck pal.




He was probably a member of some ancient esoteric branch of the Jenkem society. :strokebeard:

>Good luck pal. :cheers: <It's only coloured water these days.


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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: deucedbi9] * 1
    #23508191 - 08/04/16 02:22 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I could grow a full beard at 18 seems to be the same now as it was then. I'm 31 currently. I started going bald early though. I'd rather have all my hair and no ability to grow a beard.


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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: Othyem]
    #23508298 - 08/04/16 03:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm 34 and still couldn't do it if I tried x3


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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: Sanguin3]
    #23508357 - 08/04/16 04:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm 21 this week


My facial n torso hair is red n coming in :smile:

Stll a tad bit patchy on me face but I keep it trimmed n looking maintained


I plan on having a nice short beard/stubble with a goatee  on to of my lions mane :smile:

Give it time and keep it trimmed!


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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23508619 - 08/04/16 08:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Some 30ish years later, Second trim of the summer >





Damnmm, coolest looking dude I've ever seen on the shroomery,


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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23508625 - 08/04/16 08:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

that first pic looks kinda like Bam margera


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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23508730 - 08/04/16 08:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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16 was when i was able to grow  a full beard




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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: Patlal]
    #23508837 - 08/04/16 09:28 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Hell no. I'm 21 and I can barely grow any facial hair. Maybe when I'm 30 it'll happen :lol: always wanted to have a full beard at some point in life.


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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: Sanguin3]
    #23508883 - 08/04/16 09:39 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yes I can, ive been able to since I was 15 or so.


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Re: Can you grow a beard? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23508928 - 08/04/16 09:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Yes, first attempted at 18 and have pretty much had one since, whenever I could




:whathesaid: :highfive1:

I started getting facial hair at 16-17, went full beard at 18 for the first time. Now i always have a beard of some sorts. I try not to let it get too long anymore though.

Except in the winter, i will let it grow then. :strokebeard:


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