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JustForToday
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Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) 3
#23504541 - 08/03/16 06:25 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Do we even do one of these? I was thinking about doing a lottery soon for the website.
I'll give it a month. I will buy one person a shroomery supporter account for a month.
Here is the requirement. I want all of you to go out into the world and do a random act of kindness for a complete stranger. Once this task is complete, come back, share your story and at the end of this month I will choose one and give you a free supporter account.
I know it seems kind of absurd, but my goal here is to encourage people to love each other and to spread love throughout the world however I can. I once before was doing these things in sobriety and didn't tell anyone. But now I want others to go out and show the world there is still good out there.
If I have you on ignore, and you wish to take part in this, have someone message me and I will be sure to take you off and let you in on it.
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kakashi68
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Re: Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) [Re: JustForToday]
#23504576 - 08/03/16 06:51 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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inb4 bullshit story wins
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JustForToday
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Re: Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) [Re: kakashi68]
#23504590 - 08/03/16 07:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Should I just pick one at random then?
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plasma
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Re: Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) [Re: JustForToday]
#23504667 - 08/03/16 07:44 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm down for a colorful alias for 30 days. Count me in
I let some random stranger cut me in traffic this morning. Good deed accomplished
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1234go
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Re: Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) [Re: JustForToday] 5
#23504674 - 08/03/16 07:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You really are the worst kind of person.
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Patlal
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Re: Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) [Re: 1234go] 1
#23504686 - 08/03/16 07:57 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Today I went out and I wasn't an asshole.
Do I win?
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hostileuniverse
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Re: Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) [Re: Patlal]
#23504818 - 08/03/16 09:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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What's funny is i do random acts of kindness daily, never once have I wanted or asked for any recognition of them. I think the world would truly be a horrible place without the kindness of strangers
Good on you though for promoting it
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Apostle
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Re: Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) [Re: JustForToday] 1
#23504829 - 08/03/16 09:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Im gonna go kick an old man in the shins and jizz in a bunch of soap dispensers.
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Mad_Larkin
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Re: Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) [Re: Apostle] 2
#23504839 - 08/03/16 09:11 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I stepped into the Lebanese sandwich store in East Dearborn and my nose caught the scent of sweaty pickles. As the wind loudly pulled the door shut behind me a row of scowling old Arabic men waiting in line for their Shawarma and Falafel sandwiches turned around to face me. They know I'm half white, I think to myself. Feeling the urge to obtain my meal and extradite my body from the store with as much haste as possible I quickly relocate to the back of the line. An aged and very overweight Iranian man wearing a green sweater farts in front of me and acts like I can't hear or smell it. Suddenly a young African American with his face covered in cheddar cheese popcorn residue bursts into the shop wielding a handgun and tells everyone to get on the ground. The older gentleman in front of me farts again in anxiety, struggling to lay himself on the floor. I try to explain to the man with the gun that I have a back problem and I would simply prefer to sit down. I do not have a back problem but I do really want to sit down. He apparently is unaware of my query and is already making his way to the register. "Come on, come on!" he yells through leftover food particles. The cashier, oblivious to what the robber is exactly saying but still able to understand him through his knowledge of the intricacies of modern life begins to remove money from the register. At this point I am sensing a rumbling sensation in my lower body. Tilting my head down I find that I am urinating into my black shorts and onto the shop's floor. I am doing this not because I am afraid but because I have a neurological condition that makes it impossible for me to know when I am peeing. The black man notices this and starts laughing at me, wagging his weapon in my direction. I am saddened. The cashier, frightened beyond his wits only a moment ago starts to laugh and point at me as well. He yells terrible things in a language I am ethnically inclined towards but do not fully understand. The whole store is laughing, even the old Persian woman in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank who was sleeping through the ordeal a few seconds before now. The laughter dies down as they realize I have urinated so much that it has begun to pool all around the table I am sitting next to. Several people are looking very uncomfortable, wondering what is wrong with me. The robber has raised his right eyebrow and pushed his mouth agape as much as anatomically possible. The urine continues to pump out of my genitals, filling half of the store, rising higher and higher. The Iranian man, having passed out on the floor in terror wakes up to the smell of piss in his facial orifices. It takes him a few moments to realize what is happening. Once he does he quickly fumbles to his feet, slipping upon the yellow liquid once or twice. He rushes out of the store, disgusted, farting all the while. The discharge is still pumping out of my sand-chode. It is flooding the sandwich store. The robber and several other denizens thrash around in shock, some retching because they have never bathed in urine before. I try to explain to everyone over the commotion that there is really no reason to be upset because urine is sterile. They do not listen. The pressure from the fluid sends the front door to the shop crashing out onto the street as fifteen or more Arabs and a very demoralized black man who has lost his handgun follow suit. The police arrive with a medical unit specialized for these sorts of things. A young white man in a crimson wet suit swims towards the chair that I am still miraculously sitting on, submerged in egesta. He plugs my manhood up with an almond, saying that it is dipped in hemp lotion and will relieve some of my discomfort. I nod as he pulls me out of the shop wrapped around an orange jumper cable and hands me over to the police. They arrest me, being careful to place a towel on the hood of their cruiser when they slam my head down and cuff me because I am soaked in urine. I am still hungry.
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California
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Re: Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#23504845 - 08/03/16 09:13 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shawarma
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JustForToday
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Re: Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#23505206 - 08/03/16 11:20 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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If people aren't going to take this seriously I can always just have this thread closed. I almost forgot there were trolls here in my fucked up mind state. Maybe I should reconsider.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) [Re: JustForToday]
#23505224 - 08/03/16 11:26 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I wanna do it, but must think of a really good deed to beat all y'all.
Shouldnt be too hard
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Apostle
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Re: Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23505233 - 08/03/16 11:31 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Drugstore
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Re: Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) [Re: Apostle]
#23505269 - 08/03/16 11:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Today an acquaintance of mine, not exactly a friend but more of a friend of a friend, was getting some trees. I threw him an extra chocolate blunt wrap I had to better enjoy his new treats.
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Masked
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Re: Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) [Re: JustForToday]
#23505616 - 08/03/16 01:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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You are ignoring me but I'll put my 2 cents in for others to see:
This is all coming from someone who created a similar thread trying to keep track of supporter accounts bought for everyone, by everyone, and trying to get people to buy one months in exchange for 3 or 6 months and stuff like that.
That being said...the reason you aren't getting the replies you'd like is because it's painfully obvious to anyone that even slightly knows you, that this is not a random act of kindness by you. On the surface you may feel it is, but underneath the surface, this is a narcissistic endeavour to feed your need for attention. "Look at me, look at me, I'm doing something so fantastic. Don't you love me? Don't you love me?"
Besides, people hand out one month supporter accounts like candy for no reason at all, other than to be nice. I know I've got to be approaching 60 given out so far(total shot in the dark guess. I stopped keeping track)
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Re: Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) [Re: Masked]
#23505813 - 08/03/16 01:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I love love and kindness, yaayy
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chicksgrowtoo


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Re: Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) [Re: Bomb Diggity] 1
#23505892 - 08/03/16 02:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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JFT I don't want anything in return for my kindness but maybe this will make others smile (and that is plenty for me) 2x a month for the last year and a half I've gone to take milk and eggs to the elderly and disabled at the local low income housing highrise... Why? Because a lot of the people who live there are elderly, severely disabled and don't own cars, as a result they never really have perishables (like milk) and often eat canned food all the time. I also used to sit with an elderly blind couple, I no longer work there but call every time I go into town and stop to visit even if it's just to come in and say hey, it really does make their day and their daughter always tells me how excited they are that I stopped by... The little things really do make a big difference.
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Apostle
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Re: Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#23505898 - 08/03/16 02:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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That is pretty nice of you.
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chicksgrowtoo


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Re: Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) [Re: Masked]
#23505904 - 08/03/16 02:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah you bought me one after I sent you a message about how awesome that was, I refused it then you refused to take it back.... This is the normal script when anyone tries to give me anything haha
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kr0nik0
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Re: Giving away a free supporter account (Must meet requirements) [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#23505914 - 08/03/16 02:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yes. It does seem to be a trend with you.
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