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Post your favorite pub quotes * 3
    #23503639 - 08/02/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18970743#18970743
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Biochemist223 said:
Personally I think the next time Sheekle chooses to comment on a post that's completely irrelevant to him, his head should be severed off using a rusted salvadorian machete and he should be hoisted upside down from a rope clamping his two feet together, which would then allow for maximal blood flow towards the ground under the force of gravity.

Wow, what a great picture I just conjured up in my mind!
Spectacular! Nothing sort of magnificent! Lets make it a reality people!






https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21990436#21990436
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LySergic D said:
So I guess when they find sheekles head bashed in with a 10lb nitrous tank, I'll have to come up with a witty alabi....





https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21269662#21269662

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Big Bear said:
Damn Sheekie? You work in a factory all day and post in the pub all night? I would definitely splatter paint the wall with my brain matter if I had your life :lol:




https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23316386#23316386

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Psychonautica said:
Not comfortable fighting a normal person on an injury.

I'm comfortable fighting sheekle with my back injury, but not a normal average person.





https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23125711#23125711
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Jokeshopbeard said:
Like, know in those scenes in 'Fight Club' where he says, 'if you could fight anyone, who would it be?'

Sheekle, would be my answer.

I am the only one who feels this way?





https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19018792#19018792

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VivaLaMushie said:
I don't give a shit, sheekle. You have proved your immaturity countless times. You said yourself you wanted to start drama and that's exactly what you did. You're a worthless, annoying little boy. And a few months ago I accused you of being ANNOYING. guess what, that hasn't changed one bit. You put on an act for the dumb games you like to play. Its not cute anymore.

And yes, I did get frustrated last night. Who wouldn't have? You picked and prodded until you got a reaction out of me and once I told you how I felt, you immediately respond with "OMG I WIN!!!!!" I can not stress enough how pathetic you are. Grow the fuck up.

You're fucking annoying in every way possible.

The end.




https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23449293#23449293
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MommaSmurf said:
Sorry i don't date let alone marry immature little boys who get drunk off two bud lights and call their cock a pp.
I like real men
:bashful: sorry

You are the biggest fame whore on this site but newsflash; you're not very popular anymore...i know that will crush your fragile sole but you ought to know the truth

I'm small but I'm not as scrony as you and I'm pretty sure i could kick your ass.





https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23446039#23446039
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plasma said:
I hate sheekle






Go!


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: Post your favorite pub quotes [Re: Sheekle]
    #23503655 - 08/02/16 10:08 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Niffla said:

And a little bit of Jager

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Re: Post your favorite pub quotes [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23503667 - 08/02/16 10:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Someone please find the ice in pussy and asshole thread


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Re: Post your favorite pub quotes [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23503783 - 08/02/16 10:35 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Cowb0yNeal00 said:
Quote:

Niffla said:

And a little bit of Jager

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:knockmeonmyass:


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Re: Post your favorite pub quotes [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23503914 - 08/02/16 11:04 PM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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Cowb0yNeal00 said:

:notyou:





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Re: Post your favorite pub quotes [Re: Sheekle]
    #23504212 - 08/03/16 12:56 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Damn sheek, u get a lot of flak from all sorts of people, even the ladies!

What the hell did u say to them :eek:


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Re: Post your favorite pub quotes [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23504219 - 08/03/16 01:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

heres a new favorite from a thread made today:

Quote:

Sanguin3 said:
Well seeing as how most of us can use the site just fine while on a variety of drugs, it may just be you.




:lol:

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Re: Post your favorite pub quotes [Re: Sheekle]
    #23504252 - 08/03/16 01:23 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Here's one

Quote:

Sheekle said:

yea naked dicks boners



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Re: Post your favorite pub quotes [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23504339 - 08/03/16 02:41 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
Damn sheek, u get a lot of flak from all sorts of people, even the ladies!

What the hell did u say to them :eek:



He picks at people's scabs so they never heal.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Post your favorite pub quotes [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 1
    #23504525 - 08/03/16 06:08 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:

:smugjerry:





Best quote from shroomery period.


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Re: Post your favorite pub quotes [Re: Sheekle]
    #23504745 - 08/03/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

This whole thing stinks to high heaven.


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Re: Post your favorite pub quotes [Re: Crixalis]
    #23504913 - 08/03/16 09:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

team sheekie


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the queen of shitposting

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Re: Post your favorite pub quotes [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23504933 - 08/03/16 09:44 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

You love that attention


Might as well get on cam n dance naked
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19317492#19317492





Anywhoo
There is so many quotes to pick from, I'll post when I find one to my liking


Decent thread sheekle


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Re: Post your favorite pub quotes [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23504995 - 08/03/16 10:07 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:

:smugjerry:





Best quote from shroomery period.




Yep. Neal consistently delivers the deepest, most thought provoking quotes at the shroomery. Hands down.

See below for another prime example.

Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
Got all my shit done today. Picked up my last paycheck from my last job, check. Piss test for new job, check. Picked up food for later, check. Worked out a little bit, check. Cleaned the pad, check.

Got a 6 pack of



And a little bit of Jager

Gonna kick back and watch some baseball

What y'all fools up to



Hi?




I really dig his minimalist approach to posting. It only took him a mere 3 characters from his keyboard to absolutely blow the doors off my collective mind.

:mindblown:

left me in deep, reflecting thought for hours upon hours yesterday


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Re: Post your favorite pub quotes [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23505037 - 08/03/16 10:20 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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sanchothestoner said:
shut up sheekle




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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!

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Re: Post your favorite pub quotes [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23505041 - 08/03/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

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sanchthestoner said:
Quote:

sanchthestoner said:
shut up sheekle







Didn't that quote get you like twenty-five +1's? :lol:


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Re: Post your favorite pub quotes [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23505047 - 08/03/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

yeah it's my most +1'd thing ever :lol:


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!

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Re: Post your favorite pub quotes [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23505051 - 08/03/16 10:24 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: Post your favorite pub quotes [Re: Niffla]
    #23505054 - 08/03/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

If Lil Wyte posted on the Shroomery he would have some real great quotes

"In the can or out the can, they still look like a can a penis

I'm the meanest, acid-takin', down-south-cracka on the mic" - Actual song lyrics by Lil Wyte


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Post your favorite pub quotes [Re: Sheekle]
    #23505057 - 08/03/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 6 months ago)

why do you know lil wayne song lyrics


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!

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