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i'm the only person with normal peeing habits
    #23498821 - 08/01/16 03:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Never peed in the shower, never will.

Never peed in the sink, never will. I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, understand the appeal behind this treachorous act that drunk people sometimes commit.

Only peed in the ocean once or twice and didn't do it again because if was fucking weird having my pee all around me.



Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] * 24
    #23498829 - 08/01/16 03:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

shut up sheekle


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23498835 - 08/01/16 03:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Because it goes right down the drain. Also if showering after sexy time it almost always times out for a nice pee.

As long as the water is running i don't see the big deal. Never been a big sink pisser.

I thought this was going to be about watersports, not my thing in the slightest.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23498847 - 08/01/16 04:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.



What on earth gives you the right to pass judgement on others simply because they don't comply with your arbitrary set of rules about when and where is ok to piss?


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23498848 - 08/01/16 04:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have peed in the sink, as an adult, when there was no need for it, simply because I never done it and I wondered whether I could or that I would be too weirded out to pee.

WARNING: I pee in the pool. Gallons. :feelsgoodman:


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23498849 - 08/01/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It saves water.

Oh, you don't mind swimming in an ocean full of diluted oil, shit and piss and toxic chemicals but make a line when it's your own piss.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23498851 - 08/01/16 04:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Never peed in the shower, never will.

Never peed in the sink, never will. I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, understand the appeal behind this treachorous act that drunk people sometimes commit.

Only peed in the ocean once or twice and didn't do it again because if was fucking weird having my pee all around me.








I've never pissed in the shower. Never pissed in the sink. Never pissed in a pool. Never pissed in the ocean.

So since you've pissed in the ocean...does that make me more normal pee habit wise than yourself, sheekle? I think it does.

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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23498853 - 08/01/16 04:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

There is nothing wrong with pee. It is a sterile solution of salts and metabolized organic compounds.

Shit is 30-60% bacteria. Thats a risk, but pee, nothing wrong with it.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23498857 - 08/01/16 04:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23498861 - 08/01/16 04:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

There's no difference between pissing in the toilet or shower. In fact the shower is probably more hygienic, most people don't clean their toilet that often but you shower gets suds every time you use it.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23498862 - 08/01/16 04:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Nobody cares where you pee.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23498866 - 08/01/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I haven't peed in the shower since I was 6


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Asante]
    #23498870 - 08/01/16 04:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

tell em Sheek.  this is a quality that human beings were supposed to develop through the process of evolution.  it's one of the things that separates us from the animals.  so learn how to hold it in when you're in the shower or the pool or wherever.. if not it's just ridiculously ignorant and arrogant.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Asante]
    #23498876 - 08/01/16 04:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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There is nothing wrong with pee. It is a sterile solution of salts and metabolized organic compounds.





i doubt that you truly feel that way.  if you found out that your cook pissed in your soup would you be like meh there's nothing wrong with pee... just some salts n shit


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: bass head] * 4
    #23498877 - 08/01/16 04:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Lol, you're pretty into sheekle these days, huh?


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23498891 - 08/01/16 04:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I don't know anyone who drinks their shower water.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: bass head] * 1
    #23498908 - 08/01/16 04:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Asante said:
There is nothing wrong with pee. It is a sterile solution of salts and metabolized organic compounds.





i doubt that you truly feel that way.  if you found out that your cook pissed in your soup would you be like meh there's nothing wrong with pee... just some salts n shit





I have drank my own pee to see if it would extend my MDEMA experience. It did. MDMA is rapidly excreted largely unchanged in the urine.

I don't want pee in my food but its not a taboo for me.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Niffla] * 7
    #23498915 - 08/01/16 04:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i fucking piss everywhere. I am pissing right now


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Urmomma]
    #23498919 - 08/01/16 04:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I pee n the shower everyday. Sometimes... I even pee in....THE WOODS :fatfear:


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23498931 - 08/01/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i pee in the woods all the time


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23498932 - 08/01/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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i'm the only person with normal




If you are the only person doing it, you are the exception not the norm.
Freak! Peeing in the toilet!

Yu know what goes on in the toilet right?



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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23498933 - 08/01/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

There are doctors in Korea who specialize in tasting people's pee to assess their health.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Asante]
    #23498937 - 08/01/16 04:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
Lol, you're pretty into sheekle these days, huh?




me and Sheek been homies for quite awhile

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I have drank my own pee to see if it would extend my MDEMA experience. It did. MDMA is rapidly excreted largely unchanged in the urine.





this.  i knew that if there were ever a rational reason to consume urine, that MDMA would surely be the culprit.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23498945 - 08/01/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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There are doctors in Korea who specialize in tasting people's pee to assess their health.




Ive done this before, my own pee. was curious. If it's sweet then you have diabetus. Mine was fine.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #23498953 - 08/01/16 04:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Lol, you're pretty into sheekle these days, huh?




I'm quite into sheek myself. Even walked into the woods the other day hoping I'd run into him. Maybe give him quick rub & tug.

But alas it wasn't meant to be. I did see a rabbit, though.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23498966 - 08/01/16 04:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I like to pee from high places. The higher the better. I used to have a second story deck on the back of my house I could pee from. It was GLORIOUS! Ahhh, hearing that satisfying splatter of your pee hitting the ground far below.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23498981 - 08/01/16 04:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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There are doctors in Korea who specialize in tasting people's pee to assess their health.




Are those the same ones who eat patients shit to find out first mouth if they are eating too much fibre?


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23499013 - 08/01/16 04:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

Sheekle said:
Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.



What on earth gives you the right to pass judgement on others simply because they don't comply with your arbitrary set of rules about when and where is ok to piss?



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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23499019 - 08/01/16 04:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I only pee in storm drains exclusively


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] * 8
    #23499027 - 08/01/16 04:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That response gets weaker every time you use it. It just makes you look like a moron with nothing of any value to add and who is incapable of upholding their original point.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: bass head]
    #23499034 - 08/01/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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tell em Sheek.  this is a quality that human beings were supposed to develop through the process of evolution.  it's one of the things that separates us from the animals.  so learn how to hold it in when you're in the shower or the pool or wherever.. if not it's just ridiculously ignorant and arrogant.




You two should just get a room and a large tarp to spread out on the floor


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23499047 - 08/01/16 04:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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There are doctors in Korea who specialize in tasting people's pee to assess their health.




Before they had lab tests for glucose, tasting someone's pee was the method for diagnosing diabetes.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23499052 - 08/01/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I only pee in storm drains exclusively




I should get in on this. We should meet up once a year to go on storm drain pissing benders to get it out of the system


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 4
    #23499065 - 08/01/16 05:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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That response gets weaker every time you use it. It just makes you look like a moron with nothing of any value to add and who is incapable of upholding their original point.



:laugh2:


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23499081 - 08/01/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I've pissed everywhere. I've not pissed in a postbox like a friend of mine but I didn't feel like urinating on someone's letters.

Trees, bushes, fences, myself. Sinks, urinals, drainpipes, gutters, bidets, baths, showers, kitchen sinks, pissed in bottles whilst driving. Why, I've even pissed on others, when they asked for it.

But if you just wanna piss in the potty go for it.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23499088 - 08/01/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
That response gets weaker every time you use it. It just makes you look like a moron with nothing of any value to add and who is incapable of upholding their original point.



:laugh2:




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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #23499097 - 08/01/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

The worst place I've pissed is an empty coffee cup while in the car. The location wasn't too bad but piss smells worse when you mix it with a little coffee.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: larry.fisherman] * 5
    #23499103 - 08/01/16 05:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

BTW, this thread is a god damn lie.

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I piss in bottles sometimes because it'll be way late at night and my dog barks loud as fuck if he hears someone walking through the house and I'm on a different floor than the bathroom which is right near the dog so if I gotta piss at 3am it'll wake up the fam so it's more convenient this way. I used to just pee out of my window but apparently instead of dirt under the rocks it's a tarp so a few months of doing that the smell built up and it wreaked like piss outside my window for a few weeks and my dad told me to not do it anymore.




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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: koods]
    #23499136 - 08/01/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

the fact that you knew that existed and took the time to locate it... just wow


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #23499180 - 08/01/16 05:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I've pissed everywhere. I've not pissed in a postbox like a friend of mine but I didn't feel like urinating on someone's letters.

Trees, bushes, fences, myself. Sinks, urinals, drainpipes, gutters, bidets, baths, showers, kitchen sinks, pissed in bottles whilst driving. Why, I've even pissed on others, when they asked for it.

But if you just wanna piss in the potty go for it.



your friend is a piece of shit you should've punched him in the face for pissing in a postbox


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23499394 - 08/01/16 06:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I piss in bottles sometimes because it'll be way late at night and my dog barks loud as fuck if he hears someone walking through the house and I'm on a different floor than the bathroom which is right near the dog so if I gotta piss at 3am it'll wake up the fam so it's more convenient this way. I used to just pee out of my window but apparently instead of dirt under the rocks it's a tarp so a few months of doing that the smell built up and it wreaked like piss outside my window for a few weeks and my dad told me to not do it anymore.




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your friend is I'm a piece of shit you and I should've punched him myself in the face for pissing in a postbox lying about where I piss



Fixed.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23499404 - 08/01/16 06:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I piss in bottles sometimes because it'll be way late at night and my dog barks loud as fuck if he hears someone walking through the house and I'm on a different floor than the bathroom which is right near the dog so if I gotta piss at 3am it'll wake up the fam so it's more convenient this way. I used to just pee out of my window but apparently instead of dirt under the rocks it's a tarp so a few months of doing that the smell built up and it wreaked like piss outside my window for a few weeks and my dad told me to not do it anymore.




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your friend is I'm a piece of shit you and I should've punched him myself in the face for pissing in a postbox lying about where I piss



Fixed.



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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: bass head] * 3
    #23499408 - 08/01/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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the fact that you knew that existed and took the time to locate it... just wow



I know a lot about your BF

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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: koods]
    #23499467 - 08/01/16 07:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

lol wow this is becoming a real knee slapper


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] * 6
    #23499483 - 08/01/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yet another Sheekle humble brag thread. Bravo, douchebag.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23499510 - 08/01/16 07:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I don't pee in the shower/toilet edit: SINK :rofl2:/elsewhere unless I'm really, really drunk. Then all bets are off.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: nooneman]
    #23499518 - 08/01/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

u don't pee in the toilet unless you're really drunk?  confused i am


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: nooneman]
    #23499577 - 08/01/16 07:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I don't pee in the shower/toilet/elsewhere unless I'm really, really drunk. Then all bets are off.



I've woken up from blackout drunk having pissed in my bedroom doorway a few times. Fuck knows why I would choose that spot. I've known (different) friends to piss in their wardrobes, from the top of their stairs, and in the laundry basket of all places, so at least I know I'm not the only one..


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: bass head]
    #23499582 - 08/01/16 07:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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u don't pee in the toilet unless you're really drunk?  confused i am



:rofl2:

I'm a bit high, sorry. I do in fact pee in the toilet :rofl:

I meant sink. I will edit now.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: nooneman]
    #23499590 - 08/01/16 07:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Mexicans peed in your pot.


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    #23499614 - 08/01/16 07:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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    #23499622 - 08/01/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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    #23499627 - 08/01/16 07:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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    #23499632 - 08/01/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

hi neal


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23499633 - 08/01/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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i pee in the woods all the time




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    #23499645 - 08/01/16 07:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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    #23499666 - 08/01/16 07:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

lol there's something about this thread


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    #23499756 - 08/01/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23499762 - 08/01/16 08:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Never peed in the shower, never will.

Never peed in the sink, never will. I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, understand the appeal behind this treachorous act that drunk people sometimes commit.

Only peed in the ocean once or twice and didn't do it again because if was fucking weird having my pee all around me.



Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.



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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23499772 - 08/01/16 08:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

yeah those that lie about claiming to pee in the shower amirite?  and they actually don't?  this is all getting very confusing


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] * 3
    #23499795 - 08/01/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Never peed in the shower, never will.

Never peed in the sink, never will. I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, understand the appeal behind this treachorous act that drunk people sometimes commit.

Only peed in the ocean once or twice and didn't do it again because if was fucking weird having my pee all around me.



Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.





you dont pee in the shower, the sink, the pool, the ocean or anywhere but a toilet
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: bass head]
    #23499812 - 08/01/16 08:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i can't believe what i'm seeing.. poor Sheek is being ostracized for conducting himself with dignity by peeing in a toilet... i swear if it were anyone else there would be a small army supporting them


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    #23499819 - 08/01/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

What if you were driving and nowhere near a toilet. I don't think I'd be able to hold it. Maybe for a bit, but not an hour or something.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: bass head] * 1
    #23499852 - 08/01/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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i can't believe what i'm seeing.. poor Sheek is being ostracized for conducting himself with dignity by peeing in a toilet... i swear if it were anyone else there would be a small army supporting them



You know what, you're right. Peeing in a toilet? I'd die for that cause. For too long our society has been unloading it's bladder into showers and sinks alike. Sheekle is a man of morals, a man of purity and absolute humility. I'll gladly join Sheekle's piss army in the struggle for proper aim and decency.

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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: bass head]
    #23499885 - 08/01/16 08:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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i can't believe what i'm seeing.. poor Sheek is being ostracized for conducting himself with dignity by peeing in a toilet... i swear if it were anyone else there would be a small army supporting them




Does he pay you to shill, or is this slave labor?


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    #23499918 - 08/01/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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What if you were driving and nowhere near a toilet. I don't think I'd be able to hold it. Maybe for a bit, but not an hour or something.



There have been times when I have had to stop on the side of the road during long drives on road trips, but not in a long time.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: koods]
    #23500153 - 08/01/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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i can't believe what i'm seeing.. poor Sheek is being ostracized for conducting himself with dignity by peeing in a toilet... i swear if it were anyone else there would be a small army supporting them




Does he pay you to shill, or is this slave labor?




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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Prisoner#1] * 4
    #23500196 - 08/01/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you're the "only one" who does that, then it's clearly not "normal", since "normal" is defined by what most people do. And I do believe most people are fine with peeing in the shower if the urge comes.


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    #23500214 - 08/01/16 10:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Actually, that is a really good point. His assertion has already been debunked, but even if he wasn't peeing out his window, he still wouldn't be normal.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23500307 - 08/01/16 10:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Never peed in the shower, never will.

Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.





You've never pissed in the shower?  That's more normal than not pissing in the shower.  Take for instance you go have a beer and hop in the shower halfway through the beer- you're now halfway through your shower and you have to piss, are you going to get out of your comfy shower or just aim your dick at the 2" hole on the floor of the tub and piss in it?  Water's already flowing into it, washing anything that 'splatters' away.


Do you really get out of the shower while you're all soapy just to piss?









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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Maverick]
    #23500322 - 08/01/16 10:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I just pee right before I go in the shower.

I pee afterwards too.


There's been times where I was taking a long shower and I got out to pee, but I don't take unusually long showers anymore these days.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23500328 - 08/01/16 10:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Having to pee twice in ten minutes or so is not normal.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Maverick]
    #23500335 - 08/01/16 10:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah cuz I'm sure you'd punch someone in the face if u saw someone pissing in a mailbox sheek :':rolleyes:


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: koods]
    #23500345 - 08/01/16 11:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Yeah cuz I'm sure you'd punch someone in the face if u saw someone pissing in a mailbox sheek :':rolleyes:



What the fuck kind of worthless degenerate piece of shit pisses in a mailbox? There could be important documents in there, bills that need to be paid.

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Having to pee twice in ten minutes or so is not normal.



The water makes you have to pee again, and I often pee, cum, shower, and pee again to clean the tubes.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 1
    #23500346 - 08/01/16 11:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I blow my nose in the shower too. Just blow the snot right out onto the floor. The warm water/steam opens up the sinuses. Feelsgoodman.


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    #23500349 - 08/01/16 11:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That I agree with but I'd be stupid if I saw that and assaulted someone for it. Catch a charge and have to fight for someone else's mail. I agree POS move tho


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    #23500450 - 08/02/16 12:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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There are only two kind of people in the world. Those who pee in the shower, and those who lie about it.




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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: koods]
    #23500680 - 08/02/16 04:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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tell em Sheek.  this is a quality that human beings were supposed to develop through the process of evolution.  it's one of the things that separates us from the animals.  so learn how to hold it in when you're in the shower or the pool or wherever.. if not it's just ridiculously ignorant and arrogant.




You two should just get a room and a large tarp to spread out on the floor



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tell em Sheek.  this is a quality that human beings were supposed to develop through the process of evolution.  it's one of the things that separates us from the animals.  so learn how to hold it in when you're in the shower or the pool or wherever.. if not it's just ridiculously ignorant and arrogant.




You two should just get a room and a large tarp to spread out on the floor



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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: SunnyD]
    #23500691 - 08/02/16 05:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I love this thread. Were all degenerate pissers in Sheekles eyes. Lead us oh messiah of the golden rivers.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23500695 - 08/02/16 05:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: falsereality]
    #23500704 - 08/02/16 05:14 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Those poor fish...


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23500705 - 08/02/16 05:16 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Those poor fish...




Swimming with my piss, I know, what a shame.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: falsereality]
    #23500710 - 08/02/16 05:20 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

How dare you upset the natural levels of radiation, mercury and raw sewage..Its a delicate ecosystem that the fish require.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23500714 - 08/02/16 05:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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How dare you upset the natural levels of radiation, mercury and raw sewage..Its a delicate ecosystem that the fish require.




Thank god I was in America dude, there are microorganisms that will swim up your dickhole if you're not wearing a drysuit in some places.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Great Scott]
    #23500723 - 08/02/16 05:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Yet another Sheekle humble brag thread.





You are born alone, you die alone, you pee alone :standingby:


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Asante]
    #23500826 - 08/02/16 06:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Normality is nothing to brag about.

I like to tickle my leg while peeing on it in the bath.  No matter if i take a shower after, right?  I used to like to drink pee from myself and other guys too, but i do'nt do that anymore really.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: lavod]
    #23500830 - 08/02/16 06:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I used to like to drink pee from myself and other guys too, but i do'nt do that anymore really.




Dude, why? Does the sexual pleasure from that fetish beat whatever the fuck piss tastes like?


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: falsereality]
    #23500909 - 08/02/16 07:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Some people drink their pee every morning for health reasons, not unheard of.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23500915 - 08/02/16 07:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Some people drink their pee every morning for health reasons, not unheard of.




*mental health reasons....

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Urine is a by-product of the body secreted by the kidney, and cellular metabolism generates numerous by-products that require clearance from the bloodstream.[10] An exhaustive description of the composition of human urine was prepared for NASA in 1971. Urine is an aqueous solution of greater than 95% water, with the remaining constituents, in order of decreasing concentration urea 9.3 g/L, chloride 1.87 g/L, sodium 1.17 g/L, potassium 0.750 g/L, creatinine 0.670 g/L and other dissolved ions, inorganic and organic compounds.[11][12]

There is no scientific evidence of a therapeutic use for untreated urine.[5][10][13]

Urinating on jellyfish stings is a common folk remedy,[14] however Scientific American reports that it may be counterproductive, as it can activate nematocysts remaining at the site of the sting, making the pain worse.[15]

Urine and urea have been claimed by some practitioners to have an anti-cancer effect, and Urotherapy has been offered along with other forms of alternative therapy in some cancer clinics in Mexico.[16] According to the American Cancer Society, "available scientific evidence does not support claims that urine or urea given in any form is helpful for cancer patients".[16]




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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: falsereality]
    #23500921 - 08/02/16 07:32 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Urea is common in alot of hand/body creams for dermatitis.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23500925 - 08/02/16 07:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Urea is common in toothpaste and truck bombs.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Asante]
    #23500951 - 08/02/16 07:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Yet another Sheekle humble brag thread.





You  you pee alone :standingby:



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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23500963 - 08/02/16 07:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.



What on earth gives you the right to pass judgement on others simply because they don't comply with your arbitrary set of rules about when and where is ok to piss?




:facepalm:

For the love of God, please lighten up.

Find humor where you've never looked for it, learn to not take everything as a personal attack against yourself and others.

I know I sent you a PM recently and apologized for being so abrasive towards you, but I'm thinking that may have been misplaced and premature.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23500966 - 08/02/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Urea is common in alot of hand/body creams for dermatitis.




Yeah, but urea =/= piss.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: 1234go] * 2
    #23500976 - 08/02/16 07:59 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.



What on earth gives you the right to pass judgement on others simply because they don't comply with your arbitrary set of rules about when and where is ok to piss?




:facepalm:

For the love of God, please lighten up.

Find humor where you've never looked for it, learn to not take everything as a personal attack against yourself and others.

I know I sent you a PM recently and apologized for being so abrasive towards you, but I'm thinking that may have been misplaced and premature.




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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: koods]
    #23500980 - 08/02/16 08:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.



What on earth gives you the right to pass judgement on others simply because they don't comply with your arbitrary set of rules about when and where is ok to piss?




:facepalm:

For the love of God, please lighten up.

Find humor where you've never looked for it, learn to not take everything as a personal attack against yourself and others.

I know I sent you a PM recently and apologized for being so abrasive towards you, but I'm thinking that may have been misplaced and premature.




JHB is a social justice warrior for alternative urinal lifestyles.




You would know :douchewink:


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: falsereality]
    #23500994 - 08/02/16 08:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm not a weirdo. I conform to social norms. Once... when I was on MDMA I let my friend pee on my hand. That's it. I swear. It was his idea. He's the weirdo.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: koods]
    #23501018 - 08/02/16 08:20 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Koods you should know that the weirdo is the one who has it done, not the one who does it :manofapproval:


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23501047 - 08/02/16 08:29 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Never peed in the shower, never will.

Never peed in the sink, never will. I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, understand the appeal behind this treachorous act that drunk people sometimes commit.

Only peed in the ocean once or twice and didn't do it again because if was fucking weird having my pee all around me.



Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.




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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: howsyournaggerdoin] * 1
    #23501079 - 08/02/16 08:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Asante]
    #23501081 - 08/02/16 08:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Urea is common in toothpaste and truck bombs.




That's scary shit.  I'd hate to be taking a leak and have my dick blow up im my hand.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: falsereality]
    #23501091 - 08/02/16 08:44 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I used to like to drink pee from myself and other guys too, but i do'nt do that anymore really.




Dude, why? Does the sexual pleasure from that fetish beat whatever the fuck piss tastes like?




It was a fetish, especially in my pigsubslut meth/4fa/ghb days.  Quenches the thirst and all that.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: lavod]
    #23501102 - 08/02/16 08:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Serious question -  me and my friend were discussing what "pig" meant exactly, and we can't seem to find any clear answers. So, what does pig mean to you?


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: KenInVic]
    #23501107 - 08/02/16 08:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Urea is common in toothpaste and truck bombs.




That's scary shit.  I'd hate to be taking a leak and have my dick blow up im my hand.





Urea itself isnt explosive, but things can be done with it so that it is.

If y'all remember the World Trade Center bombing (not 9/11, an earlier bombing by Bin Laden), thats what they used.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: koods]
    #23501124 - 08/02/16 08:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Serious question -  me and my friend were discussing what "pig" meant exactly, and we can't seem to find any clear answers. So, what does pig mean to you?




Good question.  I'm at a loss right now too to be honest.  I just know what i was into and was considered one... mansmells, piss, etc.  I was never much into bondage or toys, but was still able to carry the title.  Good question though.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: lavod]
    #23501155 - 08/02/16 09:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

A pig to me, in the derogatory sense, is someone who indulges deeply and usually selfishly without regard to etiquette, ethics, honor and good sense.

Expedient.

Someone who greatly indulges without PROPER self restraint.

If you eat the whole tray of cookies intended for tomorrow's party, or you wine and bang your best friend's bride on the night before their wedding, you're a pig.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #23501736 - 08/02/16 12:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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For the love of God, please lighten up.



You know you could take a few lessons from that statement yourself. You're one of the most scathingly critical of other members I've seen in our community, and I often find myself wondering why you do it; it doesn't exactly paint you as a 'light' character yourself.


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learn to not take everything as a personal attack against yourself and others.



It's a thing for me, has been for as long as I can remember. I'm loyal as they fucking come and I love being a part of a team/community, and once I feel that way I'll defend my team to the death (I've learned though, since becoming a mod here, not to take things so personally). It's why I keep getting promoted to 'Team Leader' type positions in my life. I'm sure it could be seen as either a positive or negative thing, dependent on the subjective view of the person judging me.

Like it or hate it, I'm gonna be here for a while. Perhaps we could learn to see the good in each other rather than pointing out each others foibles?


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23501793 - 08/02/16 12:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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For the love of God, please lighten up.



You know you could take a few lessons from that statement yourself. You're one of the most scathingly critical of other members I've seen in our community, and I often find myself wondering why you do it; it doesn't exactly paint you as a 'light' character yourself.


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learn to not take everything as a personal attack against yourself and others.



It's a thing for me, has been for as long as I can remember. I'm loyal as they fucking come and I love being a part of a team/community, and once I feel that way I'll defend my team to the death (I've learned though, since becoming a mod here, not to take things so personally). It's why I keep getting promoted to 'Team Leader' type positions in my life. I'm sure it could be seen as either a positive or negative thing, dependent on the subjective view of the person judging me.

Like it or hate it, I'm gonna be here for a while. Perhaps we could learn to see the good in each other rather than pointing out each others foibles?




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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23501887 - 08/02/16 01:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I've pissed everywhere. I've not pissed in a postbox like a friend of mine but I didn't feel like urinating on someone's letters.

Trees, bushes, fences, myself. Sinks, urinals, drainpipes, gutters, bidets, baths, showers, kitchen sinks, pissed in bottles whilst driving. Why, I've even pissed on others, when they asked for it.

But if you just wanna piss in the potty go for it.



your friend is a piece of shit you should've punched him in the face for pissing in a postbox




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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #23501899 - 08/02/16 01:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I'm sure we've all done stuff we regret.



There's very little I'm sure of in this life, but that, aside of people with pathologies, is one of the few things I am sure of.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23502128 - 08/02/16 02:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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You're one of the most scathingly critical of other members I've seen in our community





I beg to differ, yeah.

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Perhaps we could learn to see the good in each other rather than pointing out each others foibles?





After mentioning that I'm "scathingly critical in the community". Practice what you preach, dude. Be the change you want to see.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: 1234go]
    #23502187 - 08/02/16 02:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Practice what you preach, dude. Be the change you want to see.



I always try to man. That's why I was trying to offer an olive branch in my last sentence.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23502269 - 08/02/16 03:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

piss... all of this bickering over piss.  Sheek was right there are some people that just aren't normal on here


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    #23502303 - 08/02/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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piss... all of this bickering over piss.  Sheek was right there are some people that just aren't normal on here



I'd venture that most people that visit The Shroomery are pretty damn far from normal. But ain't that the beauty of this place?

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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23502444 - 08/02/16 04:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Sometimes you don't feel like you need to pee beforehand. Getting in the shower under a stream of warm water can relax you and your bladder. It's quite nice.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23502573 - 08/02/16 04:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Never peed in the shower, never will.

Never peed in the sink, never will. I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, understand the appeal behind this treachorous act that drunk people sometimes commit.

Only peed in the ocean once or twice and didn't do it again because if was fucking weird having my pee all around me.



Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.




I don't pee in the shower. I'm with you sheekle, this is a barbaric and uncivilized practice that must be put to an immediate halt, through force, if necessary.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23502670 - 08/02/16 05:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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    #23502674 - 08/02/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23503975 - 08/02/16 11:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Never peed in the shower, never will.

Never peed in the sink, never will. I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, understand the appeal behind this treachorous act that drunk people sometimes commit.

Only peed in the ocean once or twice and didn't do it again because if was fucking weird having my pee all around me.



Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.




I don't pee in the shower. I'm with you sheekle, this is a barbaric and uncivilized practice that must be put to an immediate halt, through force, if necessary.




I'll be damned before anyone takes away my right to piss in the shower

You can take my dick out of my cold dead hands


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23504440 - 08/03/16 04:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Might as well get the KGB to make routine shower checks


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