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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Asante]
    #23501081 - 08/02/16 08:42 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Urea is common in toothpaste and truck bombs.




That's scary shit.  I'd hate to be taking a leak and have my dick blow up im my hand.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: falsereality]
    #23501091 - 08/02/16 08:44 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I used to like to drink pee from myself and other guys too, but i do'nt do that anymore really.




Dude, why? Does the sexual pleasure from that fetish beat whatever the fuck piss tastes like?




It was a fetish, especially in my pigsubslut meth/4fa/ghb days.  Quenches the thirst and all that.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: lavod]
    #23501102 - 08/02/16 08:46 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Serious question -  me and my friend were discussing what "pig" meant exactly, and we can't seem to find any clear answers. So, what does pig mean to you?


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: KenInVic]
    #23501107 - 08/02/16 08:48 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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KenInVic said:
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Asante said:
Urea is common in toothpaste and truck bombs.




That's scary shit.  I'd hate to be taking a leak and have my dick blow up im my hand.





Urea itself isnt explosive, but things can be done with it so that it is.

If y'all remember the World Trade Center bombing (not 9/11, an earlier bombing by Bin Laden), thats what they used.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: koods]
    #23501124 - 08/02/16 08:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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koods said:
Serious question -  me and my friend were discussing what "pig" meant exactly, and we can't seem to find any clear answers. So, what does pig mean to you?




Good question.  I'm at a loss right now too to be honest.  I just know what i was into and was considered one... mansmells, piss, etc.  I was never much into bondage or toys, but was still able to carry the title.  Good question though.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: lavod]
    #23501155 - 08/02/16 09:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

A pig to me, in the derogatory sense, is someone who indulges deeply and usually selfishly without regard to etiquette, ethics, honor and good sense.

Expedient.

Someone who greatly indulges without PROPER self restraint.

If you eat the whole tray of cookies intended for tomorrow's party, or you wine and bang your best friend's bride on the night before their wedding, you're a pig.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #23501736 - 08/02/16 12:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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1234go said:
For the love of God, please lighten up.



You know you could take a few lessons from that statement yourself. You're one of the most scathingly critical of other members I've seen in our community, and I often find myself wondering why you do it; it doesn't exactly paint you as a 'light' character yourself.


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learn to not take everything as a personal attack against yourself and others.



It's a thing for me, has been for as long as I can remember. I'm loyal as they fucking come and I love being a part of a team/community, and once I feel that way I'll defend my team to the death (I've learned though, since becoming a mod here, not to take things so personally). It's why I keep getting promoted to 'Team Leader' type positions in my life. I'm sure it could be seen as either a positive or negative thing, dependent on the subjective view of the person judging me.

Like it or hate it, I'm gonna be here for a while. Perhaps we could learn to see the good in each other rather than pointing out each others foibles?


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23501793 - 08/02/16 12:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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1234go said:
For the love of God, please lighten up.



You know you could take a few lessons from that statement yourself. You're one of the most scathingly critical of other members I've seen in our community, and I often find myself wondering why you do it; it doesn't exactly paint you as a 'light' character yourself.


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1234go said:
learn to not take everything as a personal attack against yourself and others.



It's a thing for me, has been for as long as I can remember. I'm loyal as they fucking come and I love being a part of a team/community, and once I feel that way I'll defend my team to the death (I've learned though, since becoming a mod here, not to take things so personally). It's why I keep getting promoted to 'Team Leader' type positions in my life. I'm sure it could be seen as either a positive or negative thing, dependent on the subjective view of the person judging me.

Like it or hate it, I'm gonna be here for a while. Perhaps we could learn to see the good in each other rather than pointing out each others foibles?




Leonard, Let The Man Pee


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23501887 - 08/02/16 01:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I've pissed everywhere. I've not pissed in a postbox like a friend of mine but I didn't feel like urinating on someone's letters.

Trees, bushes, fences, myself. Sinks, urinals, drainpipes, gutters, bidets, baths, showers, kitchen sinks, pissed in bottles whilst driving. Why, I've even pissed on others, when they asked for it.

But if you just wanna piss in the potty go for it.



your friend is a piece of shit you should've punched him in the face for pissing in a postbox




Eh, this was about four years before I knew him. I'm sure we've all done stuff we regret.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #23501899 - 08/02/16 01:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I'm sure we've all done stuff we regret.



There's very little I'm sure of in this life, but that, aside of people with pathologies, is one of the few things I am sure of.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23502128 - 08/02/16 02:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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You're one of the most scathingly critical of other members I've seen in our community





I beg to differ, yeah.

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Perhaps we could learn to see the good in each other rather than pointing out each others foibles?





After mentioning that I'm "scathingly critical in the community". Practice what you preach, dude. Be the change you want to see.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: 1234go]
    #23502187 - 08/02/16 02:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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1234go said:
Practice what you preach, dude. Be the change you want to see.



I always try to man. That's why I was trying to offer an olive branch in my last sentence.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23502269 - 08/02/16 03:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

piss... all of this bickering over piss.  Sheek was right there are some people that just aren't normal on here


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: bass head]
    #23502303 - 08/02/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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piss... all of this bickering over piss.  Sheek was right there are some people that just aren't normal on here



I'd venture that most people that visit The Shroomery are pretty damn far from normal. But ain't that the beauty of this place?

Being 'normal' is pretty much my worst fucking nightmare.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23502444 - 08/02/16 04:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Sometimes you don't feel like you need to pee beforehand. Getting in the shower under a stream of warm water can relax you and your bladder. It's quite nice.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23502573 - 08/02/16 04:59 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Never peed in the shower, never will.

Never peed in the sink, never will. I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, understand the appeal behind this treachorous act that drunk people sometimes commit.

Only peed in the ocean once or twice and didn't do it again because if was fucking weird having my pee all around me.



Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.




I don't pee in the shower. I'm with you sheekle, this is a barbaric and uncivilized practice that must be put to an immediate halt, through force, if necessary.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23502670 - 08/02/16 05:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

no ragrets


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #23502674 - 08/02/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Scotty P you know what'm sayin'


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23503975 - 08/02/16 11:21 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Never peed in the shower, never will.

Never peed in the sink, never will. I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, understand the appeal behind this treachorous act that drunk people sometimes commit.

Only peed in the ocean once or twice and didn't do it again because if was fucking weird having my pee all around me.



Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.




I don't pee in the shower. I'm with you sheekle, this is a barbaric and uncivilized practice that must be put to an immediate halt, through force, if necessary.




I'll be damned before anyone takes away my right to piss in the shower

You can take my dick out of my cold dead hands


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23504440 - 08/03/16 04:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Might as well get the KGB to make routine shower checks


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