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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] * 3
    #23499795 - 08/01/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Never peed in the shower, never will.

Never peed in the sink, never will. I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, understand the appeal behind this treachorous act that drunk people sometimes commit.

Only peed in the ocean once or twice and didn't do it again because if was fucking weird having my pee all around me.



Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.





you dont pee in the shower, the sink, the pool, the ocean or anywhere but a toilet
and you want to believe you are the one with normal peeing habits


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: bass head]
    #23499812 - 08/01/16 08:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i can't believe what i'm seeing.. poor Sheek is being ostracized for conducting himself with dignity by peeing in a toilet... i swear if it were anyone else there would be a small army supporting them


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23499819 - 08/01/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

What if you were driving and nowhere near a toilet. I don't think I'd be able to hold it. Maybe for a bit, but not an hour or something.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: bass head] * 1
    #23499852 - 08/01/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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i can't believe what i'm seeing.. poor Sheek is being ostracized for conducting himself with dignity by peeing in a toilet... i swear if it were anyone else there would be a small army supporting them



You know what, you're right. Peeing in a toilet? I'd die for that cause. For too long our society has been unloading it's bladder into showers and sinks alike. Sheekle is a man of morals, a man of purity and absolute humility. I'll gladly join Sheekle's piss army in the struggle for proper aim and decency.

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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: bass head]
    #23499885 - 08/01/16 08:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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bass head said:
i can't believe what i'm seeing.. poor Sheek is being ostracized for conducting himself with dignity by peeing in a toilet... i swear if it were anyone else there would be a small army supporting them




Does he pay you to shill, or is this slave labor?


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23499918 - 08/01/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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SonicTitan said:
What if you were driving and nowhere near a toilet. I don't think I'd be able to hold it. Maybe for a bit, but not an hour or something.



There have been times when I have had to stop on the side of the road during long drives on road trips, but not in a long time.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: koods]
    #23500153 - 08/01/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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bass head said:
i can't believe what i'm seeing.. poor Sheek is being ostracized for conducting himself with dignity by peeing in a toilet... i swear if it were anyone else there would be a small army supporting them




Does he pay you to shill, or is this slave labor?




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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Prisoner#1] * 4
    #23500196 - 08/01/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you're the "only one" who does that, then it's clearly not "normal", since "normal" is defined by what most people do. And I do believe most people are fine with peeing in the shower if the urge comes.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: morrowasted] * 2
    #23500214 - 08/01/16 10:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Actually, that is a really good point. His assertion has already been debunked, but even if he wasn't peeing out his window, he still wouldn't be normal.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23500307 - 08/01/16 10:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Never peed in the shower, never will.

Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.





You've never pissed in the shower?  That's more normal than not pissing in the shower.  Take for instance you go have a beer and hop in the shower halfway through the beer- you're now halfway through your shower and you have to piss, are you going to get out of your comfy shower or just aim your dick at the 2" hole on the floor of the tub and piss in it?  Water's already flowing into it, washing anything that 'splatters' away.


Do you really get out of the shower while you're all soapy just to piss?









Are you banned from OTD or something?


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Maverick]
    #23500322 - 08/01/16 10:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I just pee right before I go in the shower.

I pee afterwards too.


There's been times where I was taking a long shower and I got out to pee, but I don't take unusually long showers anymore these days.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23500328 - 08/01/16 10:54 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Having to pee twice in ten minutes or so is not normal.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Maverick]
    #23500335 - 08/01/16 10:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah cuz I'm sure you'd punch someone in the face if u saw someone pissing in a mailbox sheek :':rolleyes:


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: koods]
    #23500345 - 08/01/16 11:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Yeah cuz I'm sure you'd punch someone in the face if u saw someone pissing in a mailbox sheek :':rolleyes:



What the fuck kind of worthless degenerate piece of shit pisses in a mailbox? There could be important documents in there, bills that need to be paid.

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Having to pee twice in ten minutes or so is not normal.



The water makes you have to pee again, and I often pee, cum, shower, and pee again to clean the tubes.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Seriously_trippin] * 1
    #23500346 - 08/01/16 11:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I blow my nose in the shower too. Just blow the snot right out onto the floor. The warm water/steam opens up the sinuses. Feelsgoodman.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23500349 - 08/01/16 11:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That I agree with but I'd be stupid if I saw that and assaulted someone for it. Catch a charge and have to fight for someone else's mail. I agree POS move tho


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23500450 - 08/02/16 12:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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There are only two kind of people in the world. Those who pee in the shower, and those who lie about it.




And the sexually repressed who must conserve their fluids.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: koods]
    #23500680 - 08/02/16 04:49 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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tell em Sheek.  this is a quality that human beings were supposed to develop through the process of evolution.  it's one of the things that separates us from the animals.  so learn how to hold it in when you're in the shower or the pool or wherever.. if not it's just ridiculously ignorant and arrogant.




You two should just get a room and a large tarp to spread out on the floor



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tell em Sheek.  this is a quality that human beings were supposed to develop through the process of evolution.  it's one of the things that separates us from the animals.  so learn how to hold it in when you're in the shower or the pool or wherever.. if not it's just ridiculously ignorant and arrogant.




You two should just get a room and a large tarp to spread out on the floor



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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: SunnyD]
    #23500691 - 08/02/16 05:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I love this thread. Were all degenerate pissers in Sheekles eyes. Lead us oh messiah of the golden rivers.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23500695 - 08/02/16 05:04 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

On a two hour tech dive I pissed in the ocean, sue me.


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