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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] 2
#23499394 - 08/01/16 06:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: I piss in bottles sometimes because it'll be way late at night and my dog barks loud as fuck if he hears someone walking through the house and I'm on a different floor than the bathroom which is right near the dog so if I gotta piss at 3am it'll wake up the fam so it's more convenient this way. I used to just pee out of my window but apparently instead of dirt under the rocks it's a tarp so a few months of doing that the smell built up and it wreaked like piss outside my window for a few weeks and my dad told me to not do it anymore.
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Sheekle said:
your friend is I'm a piece of shit you and I should've punched him myself in the face for pissing in a postbox lying about where I piss
Fixed.
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 1
#23499404 - 08/01/16 06:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said:
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Sheekle said: I piss in bottles sometimes because it'll be way late at night and my dog barks loud as fuck if he hears someone walking through the house and I'm on a different floor than the bathroom which is right near the dog so if I gotta piss at 3am it'll wake up the fam so it's more convenient this way. I used to just pee out of my window but apparently instead of dirt under the rocks it's a tarp so a few months of doing that the smell built up and it wreaked like piss outside my window for a few weeks and my dad told me to not do it anymore.
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Sheekle said:
your friend is I'm a piece of shit you and I should've punched him myself in the face for pissing in a postbox lying about where I piss
Fixed.
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: bass head] 3
#23499408 - 08/01/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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bass head said: the fact that you knew that existed and took the time to locate it... just wow
I know a lot about your BF
(Also, there is a search function: Search term: piss. User: sheekle. It's amazing how much he talks about urine.)
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Edited by koods (08/01/16 06:55 PM)
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: koods]
#23499467 - 08/01/16 07:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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lol wow this is becoming a real knee slapper
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] 6
#23499483 - 08/01/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yet another Sheekle humble brag thread. Bravo, douchebag.
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
#23499510 - 08/01/16 07:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't pee in the shower/toilet edit: SINK /elsewhere unless I'm really, really drunk. Then all bets are off.
Edited by nooneman (08/01/16 07:40 PM)
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: nooneman]
#23499518 - 08/01/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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u don't pee in the toilet unless you're really drunk? confused i am
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: nooneman]
#23499577 - 08/01/16 07:37 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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nooneman said: I don't pee in the shower/toilet/elsewhere unless I'm really, really drunk. Then all bets are off.
I've woken up from blackout drunk having pissed in my bedroom doorway a few times. Fuck knows why I would choose that spot. I've known (different) friends to piss in their wardrobes, from the top of their stairs, and in the laundry basket of all places, so at least I know I'm not the only one..
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: bass head]
#23499582 - 08/01/16 07:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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bass head said: u don't pee in the toilet unless you're really drunk? confused i am

I'm a bit high, sorry. I do in fact pee in the toilet 
I meant sink. I will edit now.
Edited by nooneman (08/01/16 07:39 PM)
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: nooneman]
#23499590 - 08/01/16 07:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Mexicans peed in your pot.
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Great Scott]
#23499614 - 08/01/16 07:45 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#23499622 - 08/01/16 07:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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bye
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Niffla]
#23499627 - 08/01/16 07:48 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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hi
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#23499632 - 08/01/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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hi neal
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
#23499633 - 08/01/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: i pee in the woods all the time
Yuk, and I was going to pick those mushrooms.
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: KenInVic]
#23499645 - 08/01/16 07:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Pee on fallen trees
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bass head
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: KenInVic]
#23499666 - 08/01/16 07:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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lol there's something about this thread
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Buckthorn]
#23499756 - 08/01/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Foamy said: Pee on fallen trees
I laughed way too hard over this
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23499762 - 08/01/16 08:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Never peed in the shower, never will.
Never peed in the sink, never will. I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, understand the appeal behind this treachorous act that drunk people sometimes commit.
Only peed in the ocean once or twice and didn't do it again because if was fucking weird having my pee all around me.
Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.
There are only two kind of people in the world. Those who pee in the shower, and those who lie about it.
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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: PatrickKn]
#23499772 - 08/01/16 08:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah those that lie about claiming to pee in the shower amirite? and they actually don't? this is all getting very confusing
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