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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23498932 - 08/01/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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i'm the only person with normal




If you are the only person doing it, you are the exception not the norm.
Freak! Peeing in the toilet!

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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23498933 - 08/01/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

There are doctors in Korea who specialize in tasting people's pee to assess their health.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Asante]
    #23498937 - 08/01/16 04:24 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
Lol, you're pretty into sheekle these days, huh?




me and Sheek been homies for quite awhile

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I have drank my own pee to see if it would extend my MDEMA experience. It did. MDMA is rapidly excreted largely unchanged in the urine.





this.  i knew that if there were ever a rational reason to consume urine, that MDMA would surely be the culprit.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23498945 - 08/01/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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There are doctors in Korea who specialize in tasting people's pee to assess their health.




Ive done this before, my own pee. was curious. If it's sweet then you have diabetus. Mine was fine.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #23498953 - 08/01/16 04:28 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
Lol, you're pretty into sheekle these days, huh?




I'm quite into sheek myself. Even walked into the woods the other day hoping I'd run into him. Maybe give him quick rub & tug.

But alas it wasn't meant to be. I did see a rabbit, though.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23498966 - 08/01/16 04:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I like to pee from high places. The higher the better. I used to have a second story deck on the back of my house I could pee from. It was GLORIOUS! Ahhh, hearing that satisfying splatter of your pee hitting the ground far below.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23498981 - 08/01/16 04:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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There are doctors in Korea who specialize in tasting people's pee to assess their health.




Are those the same ones who eat patients shit to find out first mouth if they are eating too much fibre?


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23499013 - 08/01/16 04:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.



What on earth gives you the right to pass judgement on others simply because they don't comply with your arbitrary set of rules about when and where is ok to piss?



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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23499019 - 08/01/16 04:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I only pee in storm drains exclusively


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] * 8
    #23499027 - 08/01/16 04:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That response gets weaker every time you use it. It just makes you look like a moron with nothing of any value to add and who is incapable of upholding their original point.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: bass head]
    #23499034 - 08/01/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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tell em Sheek.  this is a quality that human beings were supposed to develop through the process of evolution.  it's one of the things that separates us from the animals.  so learn how to hold it in when you're in the shower or the pool or wherever.. if not it's just ridiculously ignorant and arrogant.




You two should just get a room and a large tarp to spread out on the floor


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23499047 - 08/01/16 04:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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There are doctors in Korea who specialize in tasting people's pee to assess their health.




Before they had lab tests for glucose, tasting someone's pee was the method for diagnosing diabetes.


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23499052 - 08/01/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I only pee in storm drains exclusively




I should get in on this. We should meet up once a year to go on storm drain pissing benders to get it out of the system


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 4
    #23499065 - 08/01/16 05:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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That response gets weaker every time you use it. It just makes you look like a moron with nothing of any value to add and who is incapable of upholding their original point.



:laugh2:


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23499081 - 08/01/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I've pissed everywhere. I've not pissed in a postbox like a friend of mine but I didn't feel like urinating on someone's letters.

Trees, bushes, fences, myself. Sinks, urinals, drainpipes, gutters, bidets, baths, showers, kitchen sinks, pissed in bottles whilst driving. Why, I've even pissed on others, when they asked for it.

But if you just wanna piss in the potty go for it.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23499088 - 08/01/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
That response gets weaker every time you use it. It just makes you look like a moron with nothing of any value to add and who is incapable of upholding their original point.



:laugh2:




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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #23499097 - 08/01/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

The worst place I've pissed is an empty coffee cup while in the car. The location wasn't too bad but piss smells worse when you mix it with a little coffee.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: larry.fisherman] * 5
    #23499103 - 08/01/16 05:12 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

BTW, this thread is a god damn lie.

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I piss in bottles sometimes because it'll be way late at night and my dog barks loud as fuck if he hears someone walking through the house and I'm on a different floor than the bathroom which is right near the dog so if I gotta piss at 3am it'll wake up the fam so it's more convenient this way. I used to just pee out of my window but apparently instead of dirt under the rocks it's a tarp so a few months of doing that the smell built up and it wreaked like piss outside my window for a few weeks and my dad told me to not do it anymore.




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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: koods]
    #23499136 - 08/01/16 05:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

the fact that you knew that existed and took the time to locate it... just wow


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #23499180 - 08/01/16 05:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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I've pissed everywhere. I've not pissed in a postbox like a friend of mine but I didn't feel like urinating on someone's letters.

Trees, bushes, fences, myself. Sinks, urinals, drainpipes, gutters, bidets, baths, showers, kitchen sinks, pissed in bottles whilst driving. Why, I've even pissed on others, when they asked for it.

But if you just wanna piss in the potty go for it.



your friend is a piece of shit you should've punched him in the face for pissing in a postbox


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"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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