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i'm the only person with normal peeing habits
    #23498821 - 08/01/16 03:53 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Never peed in the shower, never will.

Never peed in the sink, never will. I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, understand the appeal behind this treachorous act that drunk people sometimes commit.

Only peed in the ocean once or twice and didn't do it again because if was fucking weird having my pee all around me.



Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] * 24
    #23498829 - 08/01/16 03:55 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

shut up sheekle


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23498835 - 08/01/16 03:56 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Because it goes right down the drain. Also if showering after sexy time it almost always times out for a nice pee.

As long as the water is running i don't see the big deal. Never been a big sink pisser.

I thought this was going to be about watersports, not my thing in the slightest.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23498847 - 08/01/16 04:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Why do all you freaks piss in the shower? Just pee before-hand. It's not hard, at all. In the least bit. Whatsoever.



What on earth gives you the right to pass judgement on others simply because they don't comply with your arbitrary set of rules about when and where is ok to piss?


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23498848 - 08/01/16 04:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have peed in the sink, as an adult, when there was no need for it, simply because I never done it and I wondered whether I could or that I would be too weirded out to pee.

WARNING: I pee in the pool. Gallons. :feelsgoodman:


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23498849 - 08/01/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

It saves water.

Oh, you don't mind swimming in an ocean full of diluted oil, shit and piss and toxic chemicals but make a line when it's your own piss.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23498851 - 08/01/16 04:03 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Never peed in the shower, never will.

Never peed in the sink, never will. I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, understand the appeal behind this treachorous act that drunk people sometimes commit.

Only peed in the ocean once or twice and didn't do it again because if was fucking weird having my pee all around me.








I've never pissed in the shower. Never pissed in the sink. Never pissed in a pool. Never pissed in the ocean.

So since you've pissed in the ocean...does that make me more normal pee habit wise than yourself, sheekle? I think it does.

:sploosh:


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23498853 - 08/01/16 04:04 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

There is nothing wrong with pee. It is a sterile solution of salts and metabolized organic compounds.

Shit is 30-60% bacteria. Thats a risk, but pee, nothing wrong with it.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23498857 - 08/01/16 04:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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sanchothestoner said:
shut up janettte




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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23498861 - 08/01/16 04:05 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

There's no difference between pissing in the toilet or shower. In fact the shower is probably more hygienic, most people don't clean their toilet that often but you shower gets suds every time you use it.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23498862 - 08/01/16 04:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Nobody cares where you pee.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Sheekle]
    #23498866 - 08/01/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I haven't peed in the shower since I was 6


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Asante]
    #23498870 - 08/01/16 04:09 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

tell em Sheek.  this is a quality that human beings were supposed to develop through the process of evolution.  it's one of the things that separates us from the animals.  so learn how to hold it in when you're in the shower or the pool or wherever.. if not it's just ridiculously ignorant and arrogant.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Asante]
    #23498876 - 08/01/16 04:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
There is nothing wrong with pee. It is a sterile solution of salts and metabolized organic compounds.





i doubt that you truly feel that way.  if you found out that your cook pissed in your soup would you be like meh there's nothing wrong with pee... just some salts n shit


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: bass head] * 4
    #23498877 - 08/01/16 04:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Lol, you're pretty into sheekle these days, huh?


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23498891 - 08/01/16 04:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I don't know anyone who drinks their shower water.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: bass head] * 1
    #23498908 - 08/01/16 04:18 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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bass head said:
Quote:

Asante said:
There is nothing wrong with pee. It is a sterile solution of salts and metabolized organic compounds.





i doubt that you truly feel that way.  if you found out that your cook pissed in your soup would you be like meh there's nothing wrong with pee... just some salts n shit





I have drank my own pee to see if it would extend my MDEMA experience. It did. MDMA is rapidly excreted largely unchanged in the urine.

I don't want pee in my food but its not a taboo for me.


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Niffla] * 7
    #23498915 - 08/01/16 04:19 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i fucking piss everywhere. I am pissing right now


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: Urmomma]
    #23498919 - 08/01/16 04:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I pee n the shower everyday. Sometimes... I even pee in....THE WOODS :fatfear:


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Re: i'm the only person with normal peeing habits [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #23498931 - 08/01/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

i pee in the woods all the time


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