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inmate gets locked out of prison while picking up booze and spice
#23495582 - 07/31/16 01:10 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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30 July 2016
 Joseph Graham, 35, left HM Prison Sudbury to pick up a package which contained a legal high and vodka
Derbyshire, England- A drunk inmate who got locked out of prison when he left to pick up a package containing vodka and synthetic drugs has been jailed for a further six months.
Joseph Graham, 35, was serving an indeterminate sentence after being caged for at least five years for kidnap in July 2008.
He walked out of open jail HM Prison Sudbury in Derbyshire on June 28 to collect a package which contained synthetic drug Black Mamba, vodka and coke.
But after picking up the parcel, the convict could not re-enter the prison and decided to flee across nearby fields before he was discovered 15 hours later drunk in a barn two miles away.
Graham, formerly of Arnold, Nottinghamshire, admitted escaping from prison at Derby Crown Court on Friday.
Sentencing, Judge John Burgess said that the jail term would not make much difference to his sentence in total, but added: 'How stupid can you get?'
Judge Burgess added that Graham had been in an open prison and was heading towards parole.
He said: 'And you go out and collect some Black Mamba and vodka that had been left for you.
'You cannot get back in and you go on the run for 15 hours. You end up drunk in a barn and are arrested.'
Prosecutor Sarah Slater, said: 'During late role call late on June 28 he decided to leave prison.
'He said he went out to collect some sort of parcel, containing Black Mamba, vodka and coke.
'He tried to get back into prison but was unable to do so, so ran across fields.
'A prison officer received a phone call on June 29. He was found in a farm a couple of miles from Sudbury. He was intoxicated.
'He had cuts to his knees and legs, then was taken back to prison. He became unwell and was taken to hospital.'
The court heard Graham had tried to kidnap a victim for money with another co-defendant in 2008.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3716142/Dopey-inmate-got-locked-jail-leaving-pick-package-synthetic-drugs-sentenced-six-months.html
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Re: inmate gets locked out of prison while picking up booze and spice [Re: Ogla]
#23495820 - 07/31/16 02:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I can only imagine how much of a "bad trip" he musta had after he smoked those noids
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Re: inmate gets locked out of prison while picking up booze and spice [Re: Connoisseur]
#23496032 - 07/31/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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this is a hilarious Trailer Park Boys style story.
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Re: inmate gets locked out of prison while picking up booze and spice [Re: krishnalove]
#23496390 - 07/31/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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after being caged rehabilitated
Fixed.
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Re: inmate gets locked out of prison while picking up booze and spice [Re: durian_2008]
#23496595 - 07/31/16 06:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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'How stupid can you get?'
he obviously was supplying and making someone bank. i agree how stupid can you get but once you are in too deep you don't really get to choose beyond living and dieing.
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Re: inmate gets locked out of prison while picking up booze and spice [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
#23496648 - 07/31/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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you can't escape from open prison, you abscond.
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Re: inmate gets locked out of prison while picking up booze and spice [Re: Ogla]
#23496819 - 07/31/16 07:50 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's a shame they didn't kill that kidnapping piece of shit once they found him
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Re: inmate gets locked out of prison while picking up booze and spice [Re: Sheekle]
#23497079 - 07/31/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: It's a shame they didn't kill that kidnapping piece of shit once they found him
Why? They coulda just cut off his feet, he'd never do it again. . .
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Re: inmate gets locked out of prison while picking up booze and spice [Re: Pastywhyte]
#23498720 - 08/01/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Of which I am aware, caging is not a punishment, under Mosaic law, but kidnapping is a capital offense.
Exodus 21:16
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Re: inmate gets locked out of prison while picking up booze and spice [Re: durian_2008]
#23498732 - 08/01/16 03:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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In the States, escape gets you and extra 5 years. So I'd say he got off easy.
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