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How to defend yourself from an attacking dog?
    #23498715 - 08/01/16 03:26 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Say you are standing in an open area with nothing to use as a weapon and there is a decent sized dog running straight towards you and you know it is trying to kill you.

What do you do?
What is the best approach to defeating the dog and not harming yourself?


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23498724 - 08/01/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Don't run and kick the shit out of it. Worked for me with a vicious rottweiler that was loose when I was walking down the street.

Then again, I wear steel toes so idk if you count that as a weapon :lol:


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23498729 - 08/01/16 03:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Shoot that bitch


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23498730 - 08/01/16 03:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Pretend to pick up a rock and rock and throw it, even if there's not one. It has worked every time I've tried.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23498735 - 08/01/16 03:31 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ya I definitely would not run.  That won't work for anybody.
My first thought was to start jogging towards it while it was running at me and I would put all of my force into a vicious kick at its head.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23498740 - 08/01/16 03:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

how would you defend against a shark??


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: shadyy] * 2
    #23498741 - 08/01/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Punch it in the nose. I saw it on Hey Arnold once. :cookiemonster:


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: shadyy]
    #23498742 - 08/01/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That'd be a good break-off thread.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 2
    #23498745 - 08/01/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Punch it in the nose. I saw it on Hey Arnold once. :cookiemonster:




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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23498750 - 08/01/16 03:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

human urine causes a reaction that leads the shark to have a muscle spasm

just start peeing all over the place :piss:


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23498757 - 08/01/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Then again, I wear steel toes so idk if you count that as a weapon :lol:





I forget to respond to this earlier.
I don't count steel toes as a weapon in this case since you were already wearing them.
I'm sure one good kick with those would stop just about anything from attacking you.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: shadyy]
    #23498758 - 08/01/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ive read that the nose is the prime spot to hit a dog if its attacking you.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23498763 - 08/01/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Assuming you don't have a weapon, there's probably not a foolproof way of not possibly suffering some sort of injury -- but if you wanna not get mauled to death...you gotta fight back. Fight back as aggressively as you can.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Niffla]
    #23498765 - 08/01/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'm sure you have a good tactic.  Let's hear it!


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23498767 - 08/01/16 03:41 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Ive read that the nose is the prime spot to hit a dog if its attacking you.




Eyes, too.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23498774 - 08/01/16 03:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

What about a pack of dogs?


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #23498782 - 08/01/16 03:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I'd probably just play dead.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23498788 - 08/01/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Climb a tree? haha I think the average person would be fucked even with a weapon. Especially if they're attacking from all angles.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Niffla]
    #23498789 - 08/01/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Kick it square in the throat I guess.

If hes already on me I'm just going to kneel down on him. At 355lbs it will break all his ribs and keep him from breathing.

Dogs generally want to play though, even if they bite. Dogs are rarely homicidal, if they are they'll go right for the throat. If he bites your arm or leg hes playing and you just beat him up until he quits.

If a dog bites your limb, shove it in the back of his throat. He can't bite that way and will try to let go.

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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23498791 - 08/01/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Punch it in the nose. I saw it on Hey Arnold once. :cookiemonster:




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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23498793 - 08/01/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Give up your weak arm and gouge its fucking eyes out with your strong arm.

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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Great Scott] * 1
    #23498794 - 08/01/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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What about a pack of dogs?




At that point I'd bust out my laptop real quick and post in that day's MDC saying "it's been good homies but I'm about to die...oh and hopefully sunny got his shower in this morning...k bye".


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Niffla]
    #23498796 - 08/01/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

just poke its eyes out


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Niffla]
    #23498808 - 08/01/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I concur to that.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23498811 - 08/01/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

try to slam it right in the face as hard as you can with the sole of your shoe, if it doesn't back down slam your foot down on it's leg/paw as hard as you possibly can, any leg close to you will do, run if you succeed, go for eyes if needed. I hate the idea of harming dogs but if it's you verse the dog and it is going to harm you, do what you have to and go for the weak spots :shrug:

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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? *DELETED* [Re: Glimeese]
    #23498917 - 08/01/16 04:20 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have heard that if a pitbull was attacking you, you are supposed to grab its two front legs and spread them out in the opposite direction ripping it chest open basically. I have no idea if this is true. Always remembered it though. Would definantly be hard..


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    #23498944 - 08/01/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That would probably be one of the stupidest things you could since that would pretty much put it's mouth right at your throat.

You can theorize and come up with all kinds of shit but in the heat of the moment your best choice is probably put your weak arm up to let it grab onto and start kicking it and beating it with your strong arm. Dog's noses are very sensitive so I'd probably focus on that.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23498996 - 08/01/16 04:39 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Every time I've had a pit come at me I just keep my limbs as vertical as possible so it's harder for them to bite down on. When you get chance grab it right behind the jaw and put that fucker on the ground and sit on it. Squeezing its ribs with your knees to maintain position .

Keep your face and neck away from its mouth best you can. If you can't hold it down punch it in the side repeatedly, it's a pretty vulnerable spot.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23499043 - 08/01/16 04:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I have long legs and good balance.  In my opinion, the best way is to balance on one leg and then push (not kick, if you can get away with it) his chest.  Every time he lunges toward you, just push his chest back. 













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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Learyfan] * 1
    #23499090 - 08/01/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I would have Sprinkles break it's jaw and lacerate it's eye.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Urmomma]
    #23499108 - 08/01/16 05:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If you are wearing long sleeves, put your arm inside the sleeve with the sleeves dangling so it bites the sleeve and not your arm. Once it has locked its jaw, you should punch and kick it I guess. Aim for its nose and throat. If somebody else is there, they should do a rear-naked choke on the dog, that's how a small 9 year old boy saved his sister from getting mauled by a pit.

I don't know what you are really supposed to do though, that would really suck to get mauled by a dog.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Niffla]
    #23499116 - 08/01/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My buddy got his arm gnawed by an east side hound... Fucking tweakers sicked it on him cause he was black and banging their daughter. Appearantly he body slammed the thing and punched it a few times then it went away


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Niffla]
    #23499167 - 08/01/16 05:33 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

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Ive read that the nose is the prime spot to hit a dog if its attacking you.




Eyes, too.




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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: demiu5]
    #23500393 - 08/01/16 11:32 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

There was a book in school we had to read called 'call of the wild' about a wolf.  This one
scene described how when a certain dog was making a lunging attack, the man (dog trainer in the story) hit it over
the head with a stick, they somehow don't know how to dodge this attack?

I had a very large dog come straight at me once while walking down the street and I held out my left forearm
for a target and when he was closing in for the bite I hit him on top of the head with my closed fist as hard as I could.
He had a huge head it really hurt but it snapped closed his jaws and he was stunned, then he bolted as fast as he could
away from me. 

Probably the most humane way to do it where neither party really gets hurt.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23500411 - 08/01/16 11:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If I have time to think, I'll be trying to kick it square in the face.
Alternatively, let it bite my left leg and rip its throat out.

Something like that, usually they don't attack if you stand your ground but not necessarily...


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    #23500419 - 08/01/16 11:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You can't show weakness or it'll be worse. Know that you are bigger (hopefully) than the dog and you will be able to over power it if necessary. I have seen a bloke in self defense of his dog knock out a German Shepard with one punch to the head.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: jesustripped]
    #23500426 - 08/01/16 11:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Exactly. I never thought of it until the first time I went down to S. America and there were mangy mutts with bad attitudes in every shitty town the bus would stop in. A local told me to just act like you were picking up a rock.
Funny as hell- most of them would run like bitches if I even bent over with my arm extended towards the ground. Haven't had to use it here but I suppose it works.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23500493 - 08/02/16 12:38 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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just poke its eyes out




Yeah sure, or you could throw a >
             
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And then put it on nignore.

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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23500513 - 08/02/16 12:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

So what happens if you get attacked by a bear, a wolf, and a squirrel?


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Great Scott] * 1
    #23500516 - 08/02/16 12:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Give them a handjob, then neglect them emotionally


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23500520 - 08/02/16 12:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That's bad advice.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23500537 - 08/02/16 01:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Why? If its a bear / wolf / squirrel, you're already out in the woods.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23500547 - 08/02/16 01:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My bet would be wait for the dog a kick its head like a dodgeball in elementary school. Just the hardest most viscous punt you can muster. I'd hate to be in that position.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23500548 - 08/02/16 01:21 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You have to shoot the bear, the wolf, and the squirrel, if they are attacking. And if you don't have a gun you have to try to beat them up instead. Even if you climbed a tree, the bear and the squirrel could still get to you while the wolf barks up the tree. If you had a light saber you could probably just slash the bear and wolf right away and then there would just be the squirrel. Or if you had a picnic basket, a bone, and a pocketful of nuts, you could distract all of them.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23500603 - 08/02/16 02:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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PeyoteZen said:
So what happens if you get attacked by a bear, a wolf, and a squirrel?




Thankfuly I live in a civilized part of the world where such creatures no longert exist.
Although, we do have rather too many of your 'hoodlum' grey squirrels that have dissplaced our native 'reds' but, they tend to run off when approached, unless some sheepdip idiots have tamed them, by feeding the fluffy tailed little rat bastards.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23500607 - 08/02/16 02:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Not my fucking fault. Do they let you carry squirrel guns over there?


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23500728 - 08/02/16 05:35 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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So what happens if you get attacked by a bear, a wolf, and a squirrel?



Depends, how big is the squirrel?:llamastare:


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: pineninja]
    #23500744 - 08/02/16 05:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I read that you should run downhill in a zig zag to get away from a bear. They are front heavy and will tumble or atleast theres a chance of that happening. Ive come across bear in the woods and it was never life threatening. They just lumber around minding thier own business for the most part just looking for berries or small prey.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23500747 - 08/02/16 05:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That's what they want you to think.:wonka:


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: pineninja]
    #23500748 - 08/02/16 05:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Punch the dogs neck and crush its larynx


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: pineninja]
    #23500751 - 08/02/16 06:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Its actually just guys in suits....


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23500854 - 08/02/16 07:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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deucedbi9 said:
Quote:

PeyoteZen said:
So what happens if you get attacked by a bear, a wolf, and a squirrel?




Thankfuly I live in a civilized part of the world where such creatures no longert exist.
Although, we do have rather too many of your 'hoodlum' grey squirrels that have dissplaced our native 'reds' but, they tend to run off when approached, unless some sheepdip idiots have tamed them, by feeding the fluffy tailed little rat bastards.




In other news a mountain lion ate my neighbor's dog yesterday.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: falsereality]
    #23501030 - 08/02/16 08:23 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

When it bites, grab his mouth with both hands and rip his bottom jaw off. duh.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: chevy66driver]
    #23501043 - 08/02/16 08:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ninja sidestep + ninja 2 hand throat grab at base of skull at the attack/lunge moment.

Pin to ground, by neck, then kneel with all your weight on its throat/neck + defend flailing paws and claws.

Dont hurt the guy unless you have to, but in that case...Finish Him!


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Universaleyeni] * 1
    #23501620 - 08/02/16 11:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

shuv your finger in its butthole.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Bigfeely123] * 1
    #23501631 - 08/02/16 12:01 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

:gooby:

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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23501712 - 08/02/16 12:22 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I use to know this sexy female whose parents bred wolf dogs. The hybrids were very temperamental. Her dad told me that the most important thing is to stand your ground, as previously mentioned. With many animals especially black bears, make yourself bigger by stretching your arms out. The next step, according to this breeder is grabbing the scruff. Apparently it calms them down after a couple of seconds. Something about a parental instinct. As far as sharks go, a counter I haven't read is go for the gills if presented. They are a bigger target than eyes and if you try to punch a nose, you increase the chance of missing and putting your hand in the mouth. I worked in Alaska for a summer and we had to go through wild animal training. I worked on the Kenai peninsula which has the largest Grizzlies in the U.S. Black bears you fight, Grizzlies you go fetal, polar bears you die.


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