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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23500411 - 08/01/16 11:44 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

If I have time to think, I'll be trying to kick it square in the face.
Alternatively, let it bite my left leg and rip its throat out.

Something like that, usually they don't attack if you stand your ground but not necessarily...


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: invitro]
    #23500419 - 08/01/16 11:47 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You can't show weakness or it'll be worse. Know that you are bigger (hopefully) than the dog and you will be able to over power it if necessary. I have seen a bloke in self defense of his dog knock out a German Shepard with one punch to the head.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: jesustripped]
    #23500426 - 08/01/16 11:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Exactly. I never thought of it until the first time I went down to S. America and there were mangy mutts with bad attitudes in every shitty town the bus would stop in. A local told me to just act like you were picking up a rock.
Funny as hell- most of them would run like bitches if I even bent over with my arm extended towards the ground. Haven't had to use it here but I suppose it works.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23500493 - 08/02/16 12:38 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
just poke its eyes out




Yeah sure, or you could throw a >
             
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And then put it on nignore.

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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23500513 - 08/02/16 12:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

So what happens if you get attacked by a bear, a wolf, and a squirrel?


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Great Scott] * 1
    #23500516 - 08/02/16 12:54 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Give them a handjob, then neglect them emotionally


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23500520 - 08/02/16 12:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That's bad advice.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23500537 - 08/02/16 01:09 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Why? If its a bear / wolf / squirrel, you're already out in the woods.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23500547 - 08/02/16 01:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My bet would be wait for the dog a kick its head like a dodgeball in elementary school. Just the hardest most viscous punt you can muster. I'd hate to be in that position.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23500548 - 08/02/16 01:21 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You have to shoot the bear, the wolf, and the squirrel, if they are attacking. And if you don't have a gun you have to try to beat them up instead. Even if you climbed a tree, the bear and the squirrel could still get to you while the wolf barks up the tree. If you had a light saber you could probably just slash the bear and wolf right away and then there would just be the squirrel. Or if you had a picnic basket, a bone, and a pocketful of nuts, you could distract all of them.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23500603 - 08/02/16 02:53 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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PeyoteZen said:
So what happens if you get attacked by a bear, a wolf, and a squirrel?




Thankfuly I live in a civilized part of the world where such creatures no longert exist.
Although, we do have rather too many of your 'hoodlum' grey squirrels that have dissplaced our native 'reds' but, they tend to run off when approached, unless some sheepdip idiots have tamed them, by feeding the fluffy tailed little rat bastards.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23500607 - 08/02/16 02:58 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Not my fucking fault. Do they let you carry squirrel guns over there?


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23500728 - 08/02/16 05:35 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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PeyoteZen said:
So what happens if you get attacked by a bear, a wolf, and a squirrel?



Depends, how big is the squirrel?:llamastare:


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: pineninja]
    #23500744 - 08/02/16 05:52 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I read that you should run downhill in a zig zag to get away from a bear. They are front heavy and will tumble or atleast theres a chance of that happening. Ive come across bear in the woods and it was never life threatening. They just lumber around minding thier own business for the most part just looking for berries or small prey.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23500747 - 08/02/16 05:55 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

That's what they want you to think.:wonka:


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: pineninja]
    #23500748 - 08/02/16 05:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Punch the dogs neck and crush its larynx


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: pineninja]
    #23500751 - 08/02/16 06:01 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Its actually just guys in suits....


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23500854 - 08/02/16 07:05 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

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deucedbi9 said:
Quote:

PeyoteZen said:
So what happens if you get attacked by a bear, a wolf, and a squirrel?




Thankfuly I live in a civilized part of the world where such creatures no longert exist.
Although, we do have rather too many of your 'hoodlum' grey squirrels that have dissplaced our native 'reds' but, they tend to run off when approached, unless some sheepdip idiots have tamed them, by feeding the fluffy tailed little rat bastards.




In other news a mountain lion ate my neighbor's dog yesterday.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: falsereality]
    #23501030 - 08/02/16 08:23 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

When it bites, grab his mouth with both hands and rip his bottom jaw off. duh.


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Re: How to defend yourself from an attacking dog? [Re: chevy66driver]
    #23501043 - 08/02/16 08:27 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Ninja sidestep + ninja 2 hand throat grab at base of skull at the attack/lunge moment.

Pin to ground, by neck, then kneel with all your weight on its throat/neck + defend flailing paws and claws.

Dont hurt the guy unless you have to, but in that case...Finish Him!


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